WTF??!!!? - The 'What The F*ck' Thread

Paddy Cow · 23-04-2014 01:27PM

I've seen the forked tongue and huge holes in ears before but this flabbergasts me. Who would you go to to put a hole in your cheek? How would they even do that???? Why would someone do that????

Serious question here, if he decided that he no longer wanted huge holes in his cheeks, is there any possible way he could get them closed again? I'm thinking no and one day he is going to seriously regret this.

ibarelycare · 23-04-2014 01:49PM

I'm just thinking of the pain in his teeth on a cold windy day. Or watching him eat...gross.

Paddy Cow · 23-04-2014 02:21PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

I'm just thinking of the pain in his teeth on a cold windy day. Or watching him eat...gross.

I was thinking about that. Maybe he is able to take out the ring with a hole and replace it with a closed ring when he wants to eat? Still gross though :eek:

Miggle Kop · 23-04-2014 03:51PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE

GreeBo · 23-04-2014 03:54PM

How does he sneeze?!

Damn, I bet he can breathe like a mutha though!

Cookie_Monster · 24-04-2014 02:12AM

catchy but...

NSFW work really either. (or life)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVRDYTyWHnk

Panthro · 26-04-2014 07:03PM

Vaginal knitting anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo

Source:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

The Hill Billy · 28-04-2014 10:06PM

If she did the vaginal knitting with the wool coming out & then running through the holes in yer man's face - that would win the internet.

snow scorpion · 02-05-2014 01:26PM

p to the e · 08-05-2014 09:47AM

I wonder where the 3 and a half inch floppy went?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/06/man-marries-macbook_n_5274306.html

The 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has denied a man’s motion to intervene as plaintiff in the appeal of Utah's Amendment 3, which bans same-sex marriage. Chris Sevier filed the motion after a clerk reportedly rejected a request for a marriage license for him and his “machine spouse,” aka a MacBook filled with pornography.

Sevier, however, filed the motion not out of love for his laptop but apparently in an attempt to discredit some of the arguments made in favor of appealing the amendment, according to Salt Lake City station Fox 13.

In his motion to intervene, he tried to convince the court he had been discriminated against in the same way that the state's same-sex couples have been discriminated.

“Those of us whose sexual orientation has been classically conditioned upon orgasm through the straight forward science of dopamine to prefer sex with inanimate objects and animals do not have public support, like the gays, so we are especially vulnerable here,” Sevier wrote in his filing. He went on to add: “If anything, my marriage to a machine possesses less of a risk, since a possible acrimonious divorce proceeding could be avoided, if the marriage fails."

This isn’t the first time Sevier has gone to court for arguably ridiculous reasons. Last year he sued Apple for selling him a laptop that he says allowed him to easily get addicted to pornography. In addition, Sevier sued the A&E network after it suspended “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson for his anti-gay comments. Sevier, who is reportedly a member of Robertson’s church, also tacked on a suit against President Barack Obama in which he claimed the president was involved in Robertson's suspension in order to promote America’s pro-gay agenda, TMZ notes.