Vaped-It.com Christmas Comp

Elbow

Details on how to enter the Christmas comp are now up on vaped-it.com

Prizes include:

1: Provari mini (silver or pink), e-Barron pro dripper & A large bottle of mystery e-liquid (e-smokeireland.eu)
2: An e-go twist / vision starter kit (ezsmoke.ie)
3: Mini e-go kit (purevapour)
4: Aga-T rebuildable atomizer (vaped-it.com)
5: TBC

*Hints:

Follow the stars...

Sometimes when I like something, I give it a great review

It is not from the "wingnuts" range

Lucutus

Oooo, I want to win a Provari!

...so the juice isn't deliberately marked on the ESI site, we just guess which one, based on the 'clue' in the body of the santa letter, right?

Lucutus

nevermind, I see what you did there...

Elbow

Lucutus wrote: »

Oooo, I want to win a Provari!

...so the juice isn't deliberately marked on the ESI site, we just guess which one, based on the 'clue' in the body of the santa letter, right?

The juice is marked on the esi site.

just follow the stars

Elbow

I should also mention batteries are included

Celly Smunt

Annnnnnd the e-mail is sent

krissovo

I feel really stupid

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

lol

glad I wasn't the only one so

your obvious clue isn't quite so obvious after all elbow

grindle

No hide-and-seek players around these parts?

Bad at wordsearches?

My epic finding skills found the epic clue epically soon. Was epic.

krissovo

grindle wrote: »

No hide-and-seek players around these parts?

Bad at wordsearches?

My epic finding skills found the epic clue epically soon. Was epic.

A word search is my personal hell:eek: dyslexia rules KO!

grindle

You mean Lazy Syndrome, right?

krissovo

That is possibly the best thread I have ever read.

grindle

It's a great forum. Wall-to-wall funny, but probably not for the religiously queasy.

BeansBeans

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

lol

glad I wasn't the only one so

your obvious clue isn't quite so obvious after all elbow

Another to join the slack-jawed ranks here, im bloody baffled.
I may be getting caught out by how obvious it actually is, i think what i have been trying to ignore is actually correct

grindle

I'll save Elbow some typing here:

Follow the stars...

Sometimes when he likes something, he gives it a great review, hint hint.

krissovo

I now feel stupid on a epic scale

grindle

It's okay, you'll survive. You're the self-sufficient type.

Lucutus

grindle wrote: »

I'll save Elbow some typing here:

Follow the stars...

Sometimes when he likes something, he gives it a great review, hint hint.

AH HERE, LEAVE IT OU!

Tell them all, why dontcha? :P

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i always felt vaguely insulted when all those competitions and stuff you see online and on tv have such ridiculously easy questions "what colour is an orange" and the like


I guess now I know why they do

Elbow

Thank feck I didn't go with plan A and make ye guess what the juice was (without any hints!)

grindle

I wanted to tell no-one, but Elbow spilled those exact same beans all over the super-elite and secret Facebook group, so it's only fair that boardsies get a chance too.
But I think I was first to answer (was I, Elbow?).
So even if I don't win, you all know I really did.

Lucutus

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

i always felt vaguely insulted when all those competitions and stuff you see online and on tv have such ridiculously easy questions "what colour is an orange" and the like


I guess now I know why they do

Aye same here, I was almost delighted when I was stumped at first, it's not often I take it upon myself to download an entire website and then grep the contents of the folder for competition winning keywords, (still couldn't find it!).

grindle

Did you not search the word "winner"?

Elbow

grindle wrote: »

No hide-and-seek players around these parts?

Bad at wordsearches?

My epic finding skills found the epic clue epically soon. Was epic.

So good in fact that he was the first correct entry (within 5 minutes of me announcing it!)


I'm not going to mention the user name of the first incorrect entry that beat him by 3 minutes though!

Lucutus

grindle wrote: »

Did you not search the word "winner"?

No *hangs head in shame*

grindle

Elbow wrote: »

So good in fact that he was the first correct entry (within 5 minutes of me announcing it!)


I'm not going to mention the user name of the first incorrect entry that beat him by 3 minutes though!

Do!!!! On the 15th. Of course.

PUBLIC SHAMING!

And also, despite this being pure pot-luck timing...

I WON!!!

Suck eggs, losers!

Elbow

grindle wrote: »

You mean Lazy Syndrome, right?

Grindle step away from the Internet!

grindle

But Daaaaad!

I'm almost at the end, just a few more pages and I'll be finished...

donkey oatey

grindle wrote: »

You mean Lazy Syndrome, right?

Oh.... my..... god! That is some scary s**t! How the hell did you find that?!?

Most scary bit "This whole "dyslexia" thing is just yet another lie created by scientists in order to turn our children away from the Word of God. They know that if they brainwash our children and make them believe that they can't read, they will not be able to read the Holy Scriptures. As we all know, not reading the Bible will only result in barbarism and anarchism. Our children will become lazy and disrespectful to their elders, they might even end up rebelling against- and murdering their families. The Bible forbids laziness and our children should not be allowed to get away with such behavior."

grindle

Don't worry, it's a satirical website that plays on Poe's Law and shows the parts of the Bible that people who haven't read it (vast majority of Christians) don't know about or want to ignore.

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing

Quite funny as they sometimes get genuine bigoted Christians signing up and they troll the shît out of them.

Talk about off-topic!

So, there was this competition, you missed it, I won, don't try to enter or anything, cos I won cos I was first*. Yay!





*may not have won.

Nonamigo

Done. But forgot to include my details so had to send it again. Hope it's ok?