Excuses to Touch Her?

StrugglingSoul

When making advances on a female, what excuses to touch her can you guys think of.. as opposed to just getting it wrong and making it look obvious, I don't want to get an awkward laugh whereby she may as well be saying, "I can see what you're trying to do". Any ways you can touch her while making it look natural.

Does anyone out there have any techniques I can use to get in her face. Like for example if we both laughed at the same joke I could use it as an excuse to get close to her. Any examples please??? Snide jokes welcome too

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lolwut

I dunno... pretend there's a spider on her face?

murraykil

Just touch her!

msg11

Just lunge no need to excuses..

RedXIV

Push her over and then help her up

Chucken

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1146

BillyMitchel

Dafuq????


If you dont mind me asking how old are you and how long do you know this girl??

hairyprincess

msg11 wrote: »

Just lunge no need to excuses..

There are guys who do this, believe it or not

Rayne Wooney

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

When making advances on a female, what excuses to touch her can you guys think of.. as opposed to just getting it wrong and making it look obvious, I don't want to get an awkward laugh whereby she may as well be saying, "I can see what you're trying to do". Any ways you can touch her while making it look natural.

Does anyone out there have any techniques I can use to get in her pants. Like for example if we both laughed at the same joke. Any examples please???

Fyp

StrugglingSoul

murraykil wrote: »

Just touch her!

Sometimes it can be that simple..

StrugglingSoul

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Dafuq????


If you dont mind me asking how old are you and how long do you know this girl??

3 weeks, but dont see each other that often

squod

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

Any examples please???

Judo throw. Can't beat it.

Chucken

Chucken wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1146

Seriously, you might get more help here ^^^^^^

Teyla Emmagan

I see you being done for assault in the very near future OP.

Hippies!

hairyprincess wrote: »

There are guys who do this, believe it or not

Of course? how else would it be done?

Local-womanizer

Strange........

Tips on how to grope a women....

Chucken

RedXIV wrote: »

Push her over and then help her up

Pulling her pigtails also! :cool:

Girls love that.

Tom_Cruise

Prentend you spot a sniper in a near by building and throw her to the ground and jump on top of her to protect her from the bullet

wnolan1992

I'm going to wager that the OP is single...

This is all kinds of creepy...

Chucken

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Dafuq????


If you dont mind me asking how old are you and how long do you know this girl??

Im guessing he's about 15/16

StrugglingSoul

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Strange........

Tips on how to grope a women....

I didn't mean touch her ass. Get your mind out of the gutter

Local-womanizer

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

I didn't mean touch her ass. Get your mind out of the gutter

Sorry, didnt realise groping was restricted to ass/boobs....

Go with the aul faithful and sniff her hair!

StrugglingSoul

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I'm going to wager that the OP is single...

This is all kinds of creepy...

It is an innocent crush on a girl for Heaven's sake. Yes I'm single and when I say touch, I don't mean grabbing her ass!

StrugglingSoul

Chucken wrote: »

Im guessing he's about 15/16

22

woodoo

Make your eyes cross eyed and drool a bit then reach out and touch her breast she will think that is hilarious.

StrugglingSoul

woodoo wrote: »

Make your eyes cross eyed and drool a bit then reach out and touch her breast she will think that is hilarious.

lol

Gran Hermano

/ wanders back out of Junior Cert forum.

murraykil

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

Sometimes it can be that simple..

It is that simple. Just touch her arm or something, even in mid-conversation, simply touch her. She already has an idea on whether she wants you to touch her so. Just do it and don't break a sweat, just continue talking. Keep an eye for her reaction. If she withdraws a little, likely it means it made her uncomfortable, if her face lights up, likely it means she liked it.

Chucken

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

22

No you're not

StrugglingSoul

Because I haven't seen her in so long, I have so much pent up energy. The next time I see her I mightn't be able to refrain from grabbing her and lifting her off the ground in front of everyone!! Oh, can't wait to see what happens

Mr Benevolent

OP, you wait for them to touch you.

wnolan1992

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

Because I haven't seen her in so long, I have so much pent up energy. The next time I see her I mightn't be able to refrain from grabbing her and lifting her off the ground in front of everyone!! Oh, can't wait to see what happens

While you're at it, throw her over your shoulder and shout: "TIME FOR SNOO SNOO!"

Chicks love that. :cool:

Agricola

Pull her hair, slap her in the mouth a little and spit in her face......

I need to stop watchin this stuff!

onemorechance

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

Because I haven't seen her in so long, I have so much pent up energy. The next time I see her I mightn't be able to refrain from grabbing her and lifting her off the ground in front of everyone!! Oh, can't wait to see what happens

First thing you need to do is relax! Else she won't be relaxed and you won't get near enough to touch her, or if you do, likely she'll touch you back with a slap!

Take some lessons from these guys! Calm down!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIhFwLjsQug

StrugglingSoul

Confab wrote: »

OP, you wait for them to touch you.

Who's "they"?????????????????

onemorechance

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

Who's "they"?????????????????

Don't wait, else someone else will take her! :pac:

StrugglingSoul

wnolan1992 wrote: »

While you're at it, throw her over your shoulder and shout: "TIME FOR SNOO SNOO!"

Chicks love that. :cool:

What does SNOO SNOO mean and how do you pronounce it?

Gummy Panda

I just rub my belly up against them

mattjack

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

What does SNOO SNOO mean and how do you pronounce it?

Snoo Snoo means to make artificial snow from aero board.Its a kind of seasonal thing round these parts.

StrugglingSoul

onemorechance wrote: »

Don't wait, else someone else will take her! :pac:

The others in the college classes seem to have accepted they can't have her and wouldn't dare do something not expected of them. Besides, they're too busy focusing on their studies. There is however one guy who I see talking to her on occasion which gets me slightly worried

hatrickpatrick

OP, you're thinking about this WAY too much.
If it's not natural she won't buy it. Would you? If she seems into you just subtly put an arm around her after a while or something, it doesn't have to be the massively big deal you're making it out to me :rolleyes:

Monty Burnz

Confab wrote: »

OP, you wait for them to touch you.

If you causally leave your todger hanging out while chatting, she might tuck it away for you. Then you nail* HER for sexual assault.

*legal sense

onemorechance

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

The others in the college classes seem to have accepted they can't have her and wouldn't dare do something not expected of them. Besides, they're too busy focusing on their studies. There is however one guy who I see talking to her on occasion which gets me slightly worried

There is a lot more than one guy interested in her. Possibly dozens of guys will see her every day and be interested to varying degrees. Don't ever think you have some exclusive rights to a girl that you can choose to exercise at any point in the future you may find you have enough courage. Every day you wait, is one day more where someone else can swoop in and snap her up!

holystungun9

Do some role play and ask her to pretend she is a teddy bear in one of those amusement arcade things where you try to pick up a teddy or prize by moving the pincer /claw to get it. You can be the pincer thing and pick her with your knob and fingers (carefully located of course).

Your welcome.

onemorechance

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

OP, you're thinking about this WAY too much.
If it's not natural she won't buy it. Would you? If she seems into you just subtly put an arm around her after a while or something, it doesn't have to be the massively big deal you're making it out to me :rolleyes:

I agree with the first part, he is over-thinking it.

I don't agree with the second part; each situation is unique and you should go with the flow, but I think putting your arm around her is too much as a first move or touch. It's the act of a close friend(zone) or boyfriend. OP doesn't want friendzone and isn't a boyfriend.

I think he needs to slowly work up with a quick touch at first, seems casual, lets both people gauge the situation.

Celly Smunt

you have a hair in your snatch,let me get that for you.

oppenheimer1

Handshake? A fairly standard form of greeting I would have thought, that solves your problem.

Maximus Alexander

What you do is wait for her to fall asleep. Then rub you're knob all over her face.

What? You're a pervert, right?

Esoteric_

Instead of just making an 'excuse' to touch the person, why not just do it and make it obvious? The guys I've dated all were pretty clear and deliberate in putting their arm around me, holding my hand or tucking my hair behind my ear or whatever else. I wouldn't even notice if someone was as subtle as you seem to want to be. :pac:

Ted_YNWA

awaiting breaking news of an assualt charge where the defence is "the people on Boards said it was ok to do this

brummytom

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

The others in the college classes seem to have accepted they can't have her and wouldn't dare do something not expected of them. Besides, they're too busy focusing on their studies. There is however one guy who I see talking to her on occasion which gets me slightly worried

Haha, bollocks. Just go for it, don't make excuses. If you think you've got 'competition' then that should be an incentive!

(By go for it, I don't mean grope her tits)