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Excuses to Touch Her?

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  • 24-11-2012 3:58pm
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    StrugglingSoul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭


    When making advances on a female, what excuses to touch her can you guys think of.. as opposed to just getting it wrong and making it look obvious, I don't want to get an awkward laugh whereby she may as well be saying, "I can see what you're trying to do". Any ways you can touch her while making it look natural.

    Does anyone out there have any techniques I can use to get in her face. Like for example if we both laughed at the same joke I could use it as an excuse to get close to her. Any examples please??? Snide jokes welcome too
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    #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    lolwut

    I dunno... pretend there's a spider on her face? :/


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    #3
    murraykil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭murraykil


    Just touch her!


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    msg11
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    Just lunge no need to excuses..


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    RedXIV
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    Push her over and then help her up


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    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1146


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    BillyMitchel
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    Dafuq????


    If you dont mind me asking how old are you and how long do you know this girl??


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    hairyprincess
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    msg11 wrote: »
    Just lunge no need to excuses..

    There are guys who do this, believe it or not :confused:


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    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    StrugglingSoul wrote: »
    When making advances on a female, what excuses to touch her can you guys think of.. as opposed to just getting it wrong and making it look obvious, I don't want to get an awkward laugh whereby she may as well be saying, "I can see what you're trying to do". Any ways you can touch her while making it look natural.

    Does anyone out there have any techniques I can use to get in her pants. Like for example if we both laughed at the same joke. Any examples please???

    Fyp


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    #10
    StrugglingSoul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    murraykil wrote: »
    Just touch her!

    Sometimes it can be that simple..


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    StrugglingSoul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Dafuq????


    If you dont mind me asking how old are you and how long do you know this girl??

    3 weeks, but dont see each other that often


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    squod
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    StrugglingSoul wrote: »
    Any examples please???

    Judo throw. Can't beat it.


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    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Chucken wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1146

    Seriously, you might get more help here ^^^^^^


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    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I see you being done for assault in the very near future OP.


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    Hippies!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    There are guys who do this, believe it or not :confused:

    Of course? how else would it be done? :confused:


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    Local-womanizer
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    Strange........

    Tips on how to grope a women....


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    Chucken
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    RedXIV wrote: »
    Push her over and then help her up

    Pulling her pigtails also! :cool:

    Girls love that.


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    Tom_Cruise
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    Prentend you spot a sniper in a near by building and throw her to the ground and jump on top of her to protect her from the bullet


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    wnolan1992
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    I'm going to wager that the OP is single...

    This is all kinds of creepy...


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    Chucken
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    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Dafuq????


    If you dont mind me asking how old are you and how long do you know this girl??

    Im guessing he's about 15/16


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    #21
    StrugglingSoul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Strange........

    Tips on how to grope a women....

    I didn't mean touch her ass. Get your mind out of the gutter


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    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    StrugglingSoul wrote: »

    I didn't mean touch her ass. Get your mind out of the gutter

    Sorry, didnt realise groping was restricted to ass/boobs....

    Go with the aul faithful and sniff her hair!


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    #23
    StrugglingSoul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    I'm going to wager that the OP is single...

    This is all kinds of creepy...

    It is an innocent crush on a girl for Heaven's sake. Yes I'm single and when I say touch, I don't mean grabbing her ass!


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    #24
    StrugglingSoul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    Chucken wrote: »
    Im guessing he's about 15/16

    22


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    woodoo
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    Make your eyes cross eyed and drool a bit then reach out and touch her breast she will think that is hilarious.


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    #26
    StrugglingSoul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    woodoo wrote: »
    Make your eyes cross eyed and drool a bit then reach out and touch her breast she will think that is hilarious.

    lol


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    #27
    Gran Hermano
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    / wanders back out of Junior Cert forum.


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    murraykil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭murraykil


    StrugglingSoul wrote: »
    Sometimes it can be that simple..

    It is that simple. Just touch her arm or something, even in mid-conversation, simply touch her. She already has an idea on whether she wants you to touch her so. Just do it and don't break a sweat, just continue talking. Keep an eye for her reaction. If she withdraws a little, likely it means it made her uncomfortable, if her face lights up, likely it means she liked it.


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    #29
    Chucken
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    StrugglingSoul wrote: »
    22

    No you're not :p


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    #30
    StrugglingSoul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    Because I haven't seen her in so long, I have so much pent up energy. The next time I see her I mightn't be able to refrain from grabbing her and lifting her off the ground in front of everyone!! Oh, can't wait to see what happens


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    Mr Benevolent
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    OP, you wait for them to touch you.


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