Condoms, I can't feel anything...

Liveforrugby

Recently rode a girl and halfway through ended up shagging the bed without even realizing. She gave me odd look "What are you doing"?

Truth is, I don't feel much with a condom on and this is getting annoying, anyone else got same prob and what's the solution?

zenno

She was obviously as wet as niagra falls and as such you would be slipping all over the place. Maybe use a different condom like the meteorite covered ones (heavy duty) with lumps on them and you might have some feeling back. Get rid of the light ones if that's what you are using.

The Big Red Button

Were you using Durex Extra Safe, by any chance?

They seem to pretty much remove all sensation, on both sides!

Pembily

Mates Skyns are good. It's trial and error as it kinda depends on what you like.

DipStick McSwindler

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Galvasean

Just experiment using different brands and styles until you find one that works for you.
They're kind of like guns actually...

DipStick McSwindler

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Galvasean

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

guns that have nets on the end of them!

You feel like a manly man when you wield one, but if you don't use them properly something terrible could happen! :eek:

Jimmy Bottlehead

I'd recommend getting an assortment of different ones to find the right one for you... britishcondoms.co.uk have multi-packs which are really good with all the leading brands, so I'd give that a try.

Procrastastudy

Thinly veiled I have massive cock post incoming (not a great turn of phrase)

Make sure you're using the right size - I find regular ones too tight. the larger ones give more sensation - not because they are thinner but because they don't cut off the blood supply to the old chap.

GreeBo

Procrastastudy wrote: »

Thinly veiled I have massive cock post incoming (not a great turn of phrase)

Make sure you're using the right size - I find regular ones too tight. the larger ones give more sensation - not because they are thinner but because they don't cut off the blood supply to the old chap.

Was just going to post the same thing, we all know what a dead arm feels like...

However you dont want to go too big...nothing worse than getting home and realising that you appear to have left your jacket in the cloakroom.

Real Life

i find the best thing to do is go in raw then lock yourself in your room freaking out for the next month until she has her period

the_syco

Real Life wrote: »

i find the best thing to do is go in raw then lock yourself in your room freaking out for the next month until she has her period

How long have you been playing daddy roulette? :pac:

Piliger

Liveforrugby wrote: »

Recently rode a girl . . . . .

:rolleyes:

land lover

Liveforrugby wrote: »

Recently rode a girl and halfway through ended up shagging the bed without even realizing. She gave me odd look "What are you doing"?

Truth is, I don't feel much with a condom on and this is getting annoying, anyone else got same prob and what's the solution?

Put some flour on it

sam34

piliger and land lover, if you don't have something constructive to post please don't post at all.

pclancy

Featherlites gave a lot more sensation than the extra safe but at the risk of snapping or just vanishing off into herself and you don't realise its not on until the end :eek:

Lol actually that reminds me of past pregnancy scares due to it coming off, but one night in particular when it didnt come out at all! :eek: It didnt come out for three days!

ted1

Featherslights are also a nusiance to get on. Impossibly to tell which Os the inside and which is the outside. Never have a problem with any other type.

folan

pclancy wrote: »

Featherlites gave a lot more sensation than the extra safe but at the risk of snapping or just vanishing off into herself and you don't realise its not on until the end :eek:

Lol actually that reminds me of past pregnancy scares due to it coming off, but one night in particular when it didnt come out at all! :eek: It didnt come out for three days!

thats scary! surely it cant have been on right?

0ph0rce0

I hate when you feel nout, like someone said best to try other shapes and sizes till you get the right one.

In saying that though my shlong goes straight through every condom.

Needle dick at its finest

Durex Featherlite condoms are especially terrible, though I find most of theirs to be pretty bad. They're far too tight and cut off the erection, which I suppose is a good way to promote safe sex in itself ..

Piliger

sam34 wrote: »

piliger and land lover, if you don't have something constructive to post please don't post at all.

Apologies. I should have been more constructive ... I meant to express my bewilderment at how the OP described the sex he was having that lead to this predicament....... Apols again.

Liveforrugby

Piliger wrote: »

Apologies. I should have been more constructive ... I meant to express my bewilderment at how the OP described the sex he was having that lead to this predicament....... Apols again.

Still not contributing though..

Issue has been resolved, I now bring pills along and simply don't use a condom, true that it's risky with all the stds and what not but definitely worth it massive difference totally recommended

ted1

Pills? What type, I didn't know they had the male pill out.

Liveforrugby

it's for her..

LegacyUser

Liveforrugby wrote: »

Still not contributing though..

Issue has been resolved, I now bring pills along and simply don't use a condom, true that it's risky with all the stds and what not but definitely worth it massive difference totally recommended

Sorry but I'm confused. Are you saying that you bring morning after pills on a night out with you to give to whatever girl you have sex with? I am thinking one night stands cos you mention "all the stds" around and you say that YOU "bring the pills along" not that the girl is on the pill . I have never heard of anybody doing that before.
If you are talking about giving regular contraception pill to girls you have sex with, I don't get why you would do that either because a girl has to be taking them every day for several weeks before they actually work.
Apologies if I have taken you up wrong, and if you are not talking about casual sexual relations with girls. What types of pills are you giving to girls? Where are you getting these pills because I thought the ones I mentioned could only be prescribed to females?

ted1

Your not the only one confussed.

Meauldsegosha

Liveforrugby wrote: »

Still not contributing though..

Issue has been resolved, I now bring pills along and simply don't use a condom, true that it's risky with all the stds and what not but definitely worth it massive difference totally recommended

You do know that general contraception pills have to be taken over a number of weeks to be effective. The morning after pill can only be got following consultation with a doctor or pharmacist. And there are fairly specific instructions given with them.

I'm also surprised that any woman would take a tablet without knowing what it is.

Procrastastudy

Meauldsegosha wrote: »

I'm also surprised that any woman would take a tablet without knowing what it is.

May be she doesn't know and this particular pill helps with that.

Meauldsegosha

Procrastastudy wrote: »

May be she doesn't know and this particular pill helps with that.

And that is something to smile about?

Procrastastudy

Meauldsegosha wrote: »

And that is something to smile about?

It a grin... Sorry I should have used :pac:

And I'm assuming even some one with the OPs obvious delicate demeanour is not going to be stupid enough to post about using a date rape drug in an on line forum.

Bit in bold is sarcasm again...

This lad is quite clearly on a wind up.

riveratom

Procrastastudy wrote: »

It a grin... Sorry I should have used :pac:

And I'm assuming even some one with the OPs obvious delicate demeanour is not going to be stupid enough to post about using a date rape drug in an on line forum.

Bit in bold is sarcasm again...

This lad is quite clearly on a wind up.

He is either trolling, or having unprotected sex with a girl he has only just met.

Either way it's bad.

Procrastastudy

There can't (please God) be women in this country stupid enough to take the Morning After pill off a stranger or fall for the 'you cant get pregnant if I shag you standing up' routine (or a variant there of).

Meauldsegosha

Procrastastudy wrote: »

It a grin... Sorry I should have used :pac:

And I'm assuming even some one with the OPs obvious delicate demeanour is not going to be stupid enough to post about using a date rape drug in an on line forum.

Bit in bold is sarcasm again...

This lad is quite clearly on a wind up.

Lets hope so.

Liveforrugby

relax people it's the same girl! know her for about 3 weeks now, she says she clean so it's all good Soon to be gf hopefully, we agreed that she'll take pills as that way we both (apparently) get more pleasure out of it. No need to get butthurt

Procrastastudy

Liveforrugby wrote: »

relax people it's the same girl! know her for about 3 weeks now, she says she clean so it's all good Soon to be gf hopefully, we agreed that she'll take pills as that way we both (apparently) get more pleasure out of it. No need to get butthurt

She's going to be getting "lady front butthurt" as a Baby pops out in 9 months time if you're as ill-informed as you're making out to be here.

Liveforrugby

Procrastastudy wrote: »

She's going to be getting "lady front butthurt" as a Baby pops out in 9 months time if you're as ill-informed as you're making out to be here.

on a serious note problem solved post closed, no point in posting anymore guys thanks for all the help

Procrastastudy

Just another night in the Lucan Rugby Club? :eek:

Liveforrugby

Procrastastudy wrote: »

Just another night in the Lucan Rugby Club? :eek:

haha fair play, nice one, lucan is da bomb, I'll roide ya up da bum if ur not careful tho, respekt

vibe666

I think everyone is curious as to what pills you think you can take with you on a night out to give/take that will stop her getting pregnant?

Jamie Starr

I've tried quite a few condoms and found them all pretty unhelpful, so much so that I recently went with the Extra Safe as a matter of (inter)course since it doesn't really make a difference what one I use- and also I really, really don't want a baby. Putting some tingly lubricatey stuff on the inside of a condom fixed a lot of my grievances before though, so I might try that again, but I've only done it once because it makes me feel like an occult sexual deviant.

My ex-girlfriend used ze dwedded Pill, which made things much easier sex-wise, but you also have to be really ON TOP OF IT to make sure it works, and it can also have some yucky effects and even yuckier side effects. Good way of bonding for couples though, nothing quite like a game of "Don't Get Pregnant: DID YOU REMEMBER TO TAKE IT?!!" from the makers of Pop-Up Pirate.

Also abstinence is pretty cool. Don't forget him.

Panthro

Liveforrugby wrote: »

on a serious note problem solved post closed, no point in posting anymore guys thanks for all the help

As the saying goes "Job's a good 'un" for the OP so I'm closing this thread.