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Would you make the list?

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  • 21-11-2012 9:19pm
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    Green Mile
    Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭


    If you die and you suddenly find yourself walking towards Pete who has a list in his hand, do you think you'd make the list or would you just asking him straight out "where's the stairs down?"

    This is not a religious thread, just want to know if you think you're genuinely a decent chap/bird?!


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    If your name's not down, you're not coming in!


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    JuliusCaesar
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    Of course. Dead decent.


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    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Green Mile wrote: »
    If you die and you suddenly find yourself walking towards Pete who has a list in his hand,

    Outlaw Pete?


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    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    My name is wack and I like to attack.

    Now open up there like a good man


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    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    I don't think I've done much that would send me 'downstairs'.

    Might be marginal though, it really depends on the standard they are applying.

    Is having impure thoughts about women bad?


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    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    kfallon wrote: »
    If your name's not down, you're not coming in!


    Sorry. We're full


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    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Who's Pete? :confused:


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    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    I don't think I've done much that would send me 'downstairs'.

    Might be marginal though, it really depends on the standard they are applying.

    Is having impure thoughts about women bad?


    When you say impure thoughts do you mean inserting additional vegetables\fruit\fists during intercourse?


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    PhlegmyMoses
    Registered Users Posts: 11,906 ✭✭✭✭PhlegmyMoses


    Guaranteed.


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    juan.kerr
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    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    When you say impure thoughts do you mean inserting additional vegetables\fruit\fists during intercourse?

    Not quite that impure.


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    Knasher
    Registered Users Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    Depends, the bible says the admission critera is belief; so on those grounds I'd be straight down. But your question seems more about being a decent person, and I generally consider myself a reasonably decent person.


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    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    I'm a stand up guy.


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    Eathrin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    I think I'm a good enough guy.
    However my lack of religion would probably be a problem.


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    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    Not quite that impure.

    Damn. I'm going to hell. I thought that was quite tame.


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    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Fairly sure my body will be giving nutrients to the earth and Elton John will be singing The Circle of Life, but doubt there'll be any meeting of ancient dead folk.

    Am I decent? Who isn't? Even Hitler had his good points.


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    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Sure he has to forgive me didn't jesus die for me sins


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    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Fairly sure my body will be giving nutrients to the earth and Elton John will be singing The Circle of Life, but doubt there'll be any meeting of ancient dead folk.

    Am I decent? Who isn't? Even Hitler had his good points.

    But he only had one testicle. Plus he was allegedly into scat.


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    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    I would definitely start an argument with Pete and if he insisted I wasn't getting in I'd say "ah its probably sh1te anyway".

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



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    Latchy
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    flutterflye wrote: »

    Am I decent? Who isn't? Even Hitler had his good points.
    Yeah...he liked dogs .

    I might go down for a stretch but I'll get back up with good behavior ...


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    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    But he only had one testicle. Plus he was allegedly into scat.

    Oh god no not scat, anything but scat - quick someone put a gun to his head!


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    who the fug
    Registered Users Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Be fecking livid if I wasn't on the list , would be straight on the blower to CJ and get that Peter posted to purgatory


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    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Oh god no not scat, anything but scat - quick someone put a gun to his head!

    Not as bad as munting though. But there is no evidence that he didn't also partake in munting. Afterall, it did originate in Germany I understand.


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    upstairs for coffee
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    Probably be told that they don't let anyone in wearing white runners.


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    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Oh god no not scat, anything but scat - quick someone put a gun to his head!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w


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    Pottler
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    Soo, munting eh? Yeah. Not too sure what's what on that front, I googled it but all I get is the message "You durty fecker, wash your keyboard out" so I presume it's not too pure. Going to Heaven? Sure I've my time done in hell here, got the Visa and everything.


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    aidoh
    Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭aidoh


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    When you say impure thoughts do you mean inserting additional vegetables\fruit\fists during intercourse?

    Hahaha


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    Cungi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 487 ✭✭Cungi


    St Pete: You're not comin in

    Asshole: Listen here, i train UFC

    St Pete: F$&* Off!


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    Green Mile
    Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭Green Mile


    Cungi wrote: »

    St Pete: F$&* Off!

    Ahh heeyyyerrrr


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    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Green Mile wrote: »
    If you die and you suddenly find yourself walking towards Pete who has a list in his hand, do you think you'd make the list or would you just asking him straight out "where's the stairs down?"

    This is not a religious thread, just want to know if you think you're genuinely a decent chap/bird?!

    I have no idea what you're talking about.


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    kerry4sam
    Registered Users Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    Links234 wrote: »
    Who's Pete? :confused:

    St. Peter at the Pearly Gates of Heaven :)


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