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Is there an Irish Secret Service?

  • 13-11-2012 12:42AM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭


    (and where do I join?)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭Sound of Silence


    Well, that's a secret.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Yes but it's a secret.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    There is, you won't find out a thing about though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    There is. I cant tell you about it.

    This message will self destruct in 5 seconds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    Send me €50. I'll send you on the details........


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭Sugar Free


    Came up before, there is supposedly a G-2 section of the PDF, if wiki is to be believed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Biggins is the Irish M, but don't tell anyone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭coonecb1


    Guess who just watched James Bond :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭Wing126


    If there isn't, there should be and it should be entirely composed of mammies. They'd find everything out in a week...
    "Did ya hear about North Korea? They've only gone and set up a new nuclear launch base!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,302 ✭✭✭kirving


    They wanted to call it "The ISS", but that name was taken by a space station, so they went for the next option on the list "G-2"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭franktheplank


    coonecb1 wrote: »
    Guess who just watched James Bond :)

    James Who?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,193 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Secret Service isn't about foreign intelligence though? Protection of the President and the Vice President and their families and some high ranking staff in the White House/Congress.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Pottler wrote: »
    Biggins is the Irish M, but don't tell anyone.


    More like the sexy m.f


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Of course not. This country struggles at the most basic of services.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Sugar Free wrote: »
    Came up before, there is supposedly a G-2 section of the PDF, if wiki is to be believed.

    No such thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Ye I think it's called G7 or something.

    They organise and maintain outstations - the Irish pub - in every town and hamlet in every corner of the globe.

    It rivals the CIA, MI6, KGB.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Of course not. This country struggles at the most basic of services.
    Due to cutbacks, they've had to eliminate the Service, and just keep the Secret. Mammie O'Rourke keeps it in her apron. They were officially known as the "Special Police Assignment Service", but someone eventually noticed what that spelt so they changed it double quick to the "General Investigative Intelligence and Technical Service".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    There is, and they're called the Special Gardaí


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    No there isn't.

    The gardaí handle the role of the Secret Service.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭franktheplank


    Orim wrote: »
    No there isn't.

    The gardaí handle the role of the Secret Service.

    So there's an intelligence branch of the Gardai?


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  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    So there's an intelligence branch of the Gardai?

    Yes. Several.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭deblacker


    Wasn't there an Irish intelligence/secret service listening to German signals in WW2?, I know we're neutral n'all but just for the crack


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 231 ✭✭tedobrien98


    Of course there is!!

    Séamus Ó Bondála and the lads...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭franktheplank


    So where does the Garda intelligence crowd recruit, do you have to be garda first? They probably don't recruit from the general public do they?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    So there's an intelligence branch of the Gardai?

    There is, however the position is yet to be filled.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    So where does the Garda intelligence crowd recruit, do you have to be garda first? They probably don't recruit from the general public do they?

    You'd join the gardai and then if an opportunity came up you could apply


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,250 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    There actually is.
    Nothing compared to the likes of the CIA or others. But we do have one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    So there's an intelligence branch of the Gardai?

    I would presume there is multiple sections of the gardaí dealing in intelligence.

    However, my first thought when you say Secret Service is the American Secret Service, which handles fianacial crimes and the protection detail for high ranking members of the government and foreign diplomats.

    Both of which are handled by the gardaí afaik.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    So where does the Garda intelligence crowd recruit, do you have to be garda first? They probably don't recruit from the general public do they?
    Just get really good at jumping off stuff, driving insanly fast and shooting guns in crowded places, the Guards will fall over themselves to bring you into their fold. Guaranteed to get their attention. Best of luck with the mission;)


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