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The icecream van

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    #32
    [Deleted User]
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    seven_eleven wrote: »
    FYI, icecream vans after hours and at extremely odd times like 10pm is most likely drug dealings. Seriously.

    You leave After Hours out of this.


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    #33
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Screwball

    I wish these were sold in more places :(


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    #34
    Emeraldy Pebbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Emeraldy Pebbles


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    He often pulls up his icecream van and chats to his sort while a queue of children develops on the other side of the van.

    His "sort"? :confused:


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    #35
    Pottler
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    Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »
    His "sort"? :confused:
    Other Ice-cream-men he keeps hidden under the counter.;) Common ones too..


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    #36
    shanec1928
    Registered Users Posts: 4,126 ✭✭✭shanec1928


    Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »
    His "sort"? :confused:
    Other ice-cream men/women


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    #37
    Pottler
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    shanec1928 wrote: »
    Other ice-cream men/women
    This thread is too big, there's an echo.. Someone shut the doors down the back, it'll leave the thread easier to heat as well. And would Ms Daisydoodles please throw some more Turf on the fire, it's feckin chilly. Waay too cold for Ice-cream anyway. They should switch to selling drugs, change the musice to "eezagood eezagood, ebeneezer good". Bet you'd be amazed which of the neighbours you'd see rushing out to get their "Icecream".


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    #38
    --LOS--
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    That is just a huge myth that they're a cover for drugs. They're more like a travelling shop, they don't just sell ice-cream, they sell bottled drinks, bars, crisps etc.


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    #39
    Emeraldy Pebbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Emeraldy Pebbles


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    That is just a huge myth that they're a cover for drugs. They're more like a travelling shop, they don't just sell ice-cream, they sell bottled drinks, bars, crisps etc.

    It's weird that an ice-cream van stops at the drug-ridden estate next to mine every night, but doesn't come into my estate ever...

    And stopped every night outside a big druggy house across the street from me when I was living in Dublin, and nowhere else on the street.

    Not sure it's a myth, TBH.


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    #40
    Red Hand
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    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Our icecream man is the most ignorant man alive.
    He often pulls up his icecream van and chats to his sort while a queue of children develops on the other side of the van.
    He once barked at a young lad to "wait until he had finished talking" then drove off causing about 30 children to run crazy after it.
    There was words and between him and a few locals in the council estate and hurleys produced.
    Sum of the earth icecream man he was.

    I love how angry you get.:) Scum of the earth icecream man is such a funny image. I'm picturing a 6 foot 5 block of a man with knuckledusters on both hands, and his name is "spud".


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    #41
    Pottler
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    --LOS-- wrote: »
    That is just a huge myth that they're a cover for drugs. They're more like a travelling shop, they don't just sell ice-cream, they sell bottled drinks, bars, crisps etc.
    Yeah, well, maybe, the one I see has loads of Coke as well.


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    #42
    BBDBB
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    dont ask for sherbert ;)


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    #43
    --LOS--
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    Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »
    It's weird that an ice-cream van stops at the crime-ridden estate next to mine every night, but doesn't come into my estate ever...

    What's weird is that there's a crime-ridden estate next to your lovely estate, I don't really buy that, people are so goddamn paranoid, I've seen this thread pop up a good few times on boards now and everyone says the same thing....drugs drugs drugs, it's BS


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    #44
    Aidric
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    :D
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haDSwo3agCY


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    #45
    areyawell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭areyawell


    Can I get a screwball with LSD and Cocaine as toppings. Could i can of methadone and a bag of yokes as well please.


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    #46
    Emeraldy Pebbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Emeraldy Pebbles


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    What's weird is that there's a crime-ridden estate next to your lovely estate

    Why is that weird? My estate is nothing special, but seriously, in most cities, you'll see most affluent areas brushing shoulders with less salubrious ones. :confused: But you don't have to believe me, that's your call.


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    #47
    PlainP
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    --LOS-- wrote: »

    What's weird is that there's a crime-ridden estate next to your lovely estate, I don't really buy that, people are so goddamn paranoid, I've seen this thread pop up a good few times on boards now and everyone says the same thing....drugs drugs drugs, it's BS

    So if it's not the demon drugs, how do you explain people trying to sell icecream at weird hours and seasons?


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    #48
    cartell_best
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    Where I come from, we used to call the ice cream van Popeye. To this day and it is one of the remaining mysteries of my childhood why he was called that. I didn't live in the middle of the sticks, or live in whatever place you good souls of AH will come up with. It was just the name he was called when he came to our avenue. I doubt very few will know but I come from a town where the men are men and so are the women...it's a comment I've heard a few times, and it always makes me laugh.


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    #49
    keano_afc
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    "Sorry kids, when the music plays that means they're out of ice cream".

    Has worked for me many a time.


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    #50
    Baneblade
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    you dont chew the gum ball at the bottom of the screwball thats where they keep the drugs


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    #51
    Ottway
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    PlainP wrote: »
    is it not like trying to sell hats and scarves in summer time?

    Sure if we waited for the weather to eat ice cream, nobody in Ireland would ever get diabetes.


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    #52
    james142
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    irishgirl19 wrote: »
    theres an ice-cream man where I live and the @sshole rips my poor 10 year old sister off.

    We now have to count out he exact change to give to her,give her a note and ya won't see anything back :mad:

    Are ya sure your sister isnt just keeping the change for herself? :pac:


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    #53
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Joke Northsiders used to say ...

    "Why does Southsiders have double-glazing ?"
    "So their kids can't hear the ice cream van !"


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    #54
    whoopsee slurpin poodles
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    Who can lure your kids with a popsicle a whole lot easier than most strangers..

    the candy man can

    the candy man can.


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    #55
    bigpink
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    humberklog wrote: »
    Money laundering.

    How does that work?All the gangs in Limerick seem to have ice cream vans and they guard routes with violence


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    #56
    TheUsual
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    whoopsee slurpin poodles wrote: »
    Who can lure your kids with a popsicle a whole lot easier than most strangers..
    the candy man can
    the candy man can.


    Friend of mine dressed up as this for halloween a few years ago ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUnhfvGdmmw


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    #57
    foxinsox
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    Favourite stand up sketch ever!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=nwQGcsQjTJY

    Would someone please embed you tube sketch. Don't know how to do it on phone.

    Thanks :-)


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    #58
    WoollyRedHat
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    seven_eleven wrote: »
    FYI, icecream vans after hours and at extremely odd times like 10pm is most likely drug dealings. Seriously.

    Or a pedophile.


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    #59
    Super-Rush
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    Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »
    It's weird that an ice-cream van stops at the drug-ridden estate next to mine every night, but doesn't come into my estate ever...

    And stopped every night outside a big druggy house across the street from me when I was living in Dublin, and nowhere else on the street.

    Stoners need sweets.


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    #60
    phasers
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    I can vouch for the drugs thing. my ice cream man sells loose cigarettes too.


    When I was in primary school my schoolbus driver's husband was an ice cream man and one day after we all got on the schoolbus he turned up in the ice cream van and gave us all 99s with red and green sauce. Best day ever!


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    #61
    admiralofthefleet
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    children naturally like sweet things, whatever the weather


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