A&A pizza outing

lazygal

Anyone up for one? I do love a nice Hawaiian, yum.

kylith

I rarely say no to pizza. Where does the good stuff?

The Mad Hatter

I approve this message.

pauldla

lazygal wrote: »

Anyone up for one? I do love a nice Hawaiian, yum.

This isn't going to restart the Great A&A Pineapple Schism and Massacree, is it? Too much blood has been shed already.

lazygal

pauldla wrote: »

This isn't going to restart the Great A&A Pineapple Schism and Massacree, is it? Too much blood has been shed already.

I remain loyal to the Hawaiian pizza, despite all evidence to the contrary. In fact, my children will only be allowed to eat pizza of the Hawaiian variety and I'll expect their school to accommodate this. No teaching them about alternative pizzas, ie false pizzas.

pauldla

lazygal wrote: »

I remain loyal to the Hawaiian pizza, despite all evidence to the contrary. In fact, my children will only be allowed to eat pizza of the Hawaiian variety and I'll expect their school to accommodate this. No teaching them about alternative pizzas, ie false pizzas.

Then fie on you, say I! Pineapple on pizza is an ABOMINATION in the eyes of the LORD. I refuse to attend this blasphemous gathering!

*also, I'm not exactly in the area, though I'd love to go otherwise*

Sarky

Pineapple on a pizza? I'd rather turn Mormon.

Penn

If we allow people to have pineapple on their pizzas, it won't be long until I go to a restaurant and be forced to watch people putting lemons on a steak.

What you people do in the privacy of your own kitchens is one thing. But keep it out of restaurants where my kids might see it and say they want to try it!

...if I had kids.

...or were allowed into restaurants.

...or respected the privacy of your kitchen.

pauldla

The idea of lemon on steak...I must admit, I'd never heard of it before. Well, maybe a little bit of chat in the locker room, but, you know, that's all. But the idea that people might do it in public... I'm taken aback. But, to tell the truth, I'm not shocked. If anything, I may be a little...curious. Well - can I say this? - maybe I think that's not...How can I put this..? Would I be less of a man if I tried, just once....

No! No, we must draw a line somewhere. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination! Burn them all!

Bannasidhe

Sarky wrote: »

Pineapple on a pizza? I'd rather turn Mormon.

I'd rather turn straight.

Bannasidhe

pauldla wrote: »

The idea of lemon on steak...I must admit, I'd never heard of it before. Well, maybe a little bit of chat in the locker room, but, you know, that's all. But the idea that people might do it in public... I'm taken aback. But, to tell the truth, I'm not shocked. If anything, I may be a little...curious. Well - can I say this? - maybe I think that's not...How can I put this..? Would I be less of a man if I tried, just once....

No! No, we must draw a line somewhere. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination! Burn them all!

I put freshly ground black pepper on a strawberry and I liked it.
I hope my OH don't mind it.

lazygal

Bannasidhe wrote: »

I'd rather turn straight.

I have some tracts that can help you with that.

Bannasidhe

lazygal wrote: »

I have some tracts that can help you with that.

S'okay - apparently some of our Christian fellow boardsie's are currently praying for me to be cured so thats me sorted.

Sarky

Bannasidhe wrote: »

I'd rather turn straight.

I predict this will appear on the other forum under a title something like "MIRACLE CURE FOR THE GHEY FOUND AT LAST!!!!!"

Philologos will contend that since Jesus never mentioned pizza, it's not a real cure.

Zillah

You fool! Announcing that you like Hawaiian on this forum is like a Catholic at a Protestant wedding proposing a toast to the Pope.

Bannasidhe

Sarky wrote: »

I predict this will appear on the other forum under a title something like "MIRACLE CURE FOR THE GHEY FOUND AT LAST!!!!!"

Philologos will contend that since Jesus never mentioned pizza, it's not a real cure.

Jamietime will say based on his observations it's obvious and JC will say something or other that makes no sense.

Calibos

Sir, would you like to order dessert now?

Why Yes Thank You. I'll have the chocolate cake with cream, Oh and can you top it with Pepperoni please.

Andrewf20

I have a pizza in my freezer. I believe its only 6000 years old. Any takers? *

* tumble weed rolls by.

Galvasean

Paulies

Penn wrote: »

If we allow people to have pineapple on their pizzas, it won't be long until I go to a restaurant and be forced to watch people putting lemons on a steak.

Do not knock the forbidden fruit 'til you've tried it

Are we having pizza or what

Penn

bluewolf wrote: »

Are we having pizza or what

Yes.

But at two separate tables.

Bannasidhe

Zillah wrote: »

You fool! Announcing that you like Hawaiian on this forum is like a Catholic at a Protestant wedding proposing a toast to the Pope.

Well at least it is a normal heterosexual wedding and not a *shudder* civil partnership between a cat and a dog and the cat's pajamas because THAT is where allowing pineapple and assorted fruits to be placed on pizza will lead to - you mark my words!

Jimoslimos

I'd like a pizza with all the toppings, but reserve the right to pick off the ones I don't like.

Bannasidhe

Penn wrote: »

Yes.

But at two separate tables.

Surrounded by barbed wire because God is our side.

Bannasidhe

Jimoslimos wrote: »

I'd like a pizza with all the toppings, but reserve the right to pick off the ones I don't like.

Allah says touching ham is an abomination and he will jihad your ass.

when where

Bannasidhe

bluewolf wrote: »

when where

Jerusalem.

Bannasidhe

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Jerusalem.

No more talking out of you! :mad:

robindch

Toscana

Paulie's. I'm sure they'll be ok with somebody producing an ecumenical pineapple.

Alternatively, Cafe di Napoli on Westland Row - which does pineapple anyway!

Bannasidhe

bluewolf wrote: »

No more talking out of you! :mad:

Is this what passes for debate here????? :eek:

CENSORSHIP!!!! :mad:

Mods - I'm being oppressed!!

Oh, the intolerance is never far from the surface with types like you. :rolleyes:

pauldla

I no longer feel safe on this thread.

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Penn wrote: »

If we allow people to have pineapple on their pizzas, it won't be long until I go to a restaurant and be forced to watch people putting lemons on a steak.

What you people do in the privacy of your own kitchens is one thing. But keep it out of restaurants where my kids might see it and say they want to try it!

...if I had kids.

...or were allowed into restaurants.

...or respected the privacy of your kitchen.

They'll be putting ketchup on steak next. :eek:

Bannasidhe

pauldla wrote: »

I no longer feel safe on this thread.

Me neither. It's PC anarchy gone mad here with people not only defending fruity pizza toppings but flaunting there perverse tastes - next they will be having Pineapple Parades out on the streets where childrens and virgin nuns who have only ever nibbled on a Margherita can see them and they will be wearing trousers with no arses in them and claiming this lifestyle is not only normal but natural and when we try and tell them (with luv in our harts) that fruity pizza is the first step to eternal dammnation they become abuseive and try and censor us with curses and voodooo dollies and the mods join in but we trun the other arse cheek as we know Mozerella Cheeseus lovers us and threw him we are saved.

Sarky

You're all tone-trolling bigot potential rapists! Check your privilege! Warn/infract/ban all with dissenting opinions! YOUR KIND OF REASON HAS NO PLACE WITHIN THIS FORUM!

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robindch wrote: »

Paulie's. I'm sure they'll be ok with somebody producing an ecumenical pineapple.

Alternatively, Cafe di Napoli on Westland Row - which does pineapple anyway!

Not everyone is in Dublin!

We should have pizza and have a multi-skype session going while one of us recites John May's book in the background. I would be willing to put together a few quid and have the man read it for us. I'm sure he needs the cash.

Bannasidhe

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Not everyone is in Dublin!

We should have pizza and have a multi-skype session going while one of us recites John May's book in the background. I would be willing to put together a few quid and have the man read it for us. I'm sure he needs the cash.

If we all chipped in do you think May would do an interpretative dance?

Dades

robindch wrote: »

Alternatively, Cafe di Napoli on Westland Row - which does pineapple anyway!

No way. I went in there once and some guy started talking about religion and the Internet. :pac:

Sarky

We should do it like the Eye Of Argon challenge run at sci-fi conventions. Winner is whoever manages to read aloud more then anyone else without choking, collapsing with laughter or pronouncing a badly-spelled word as if it was spelled correctly. Winner takes all.

I don't want to be taken thank you

Bannasidhe

Dades wrote: »

No way. I went in there once and some guy started talking about religion and the Internet. :pac:

That guy was you wasn't it Dades. You can tell us. We are all friends here (apart from the pineapple perverts whom we still love obviously)

Bannasidhe

bluewolf wrote: »

I don't want to be taken thank you

It would be a legitimate taking.

Dades

Bannasidhe wrote: »

That guy was you wasn't it Dades. You can tell us. We are all friends here (apart from the pineapple perverts whom we still love obviously)

He knows who he is!

TPD

In all seriousness, I actually was served lemon sauce with a steak in a place in Galway last year. Fecking disgusting.

Galvasean

Paulies

Bannasidhe wrote: »

It would be a legitimate taking.

Are you saying you want to be Taken 2?

Bannasidhe

Galvasean wrote: »

Are you saying you want to be Taken 2?

Tekken 2? :eek:

I'm still stuck on Tomb Raider 1.

Sarky

Hardly surprising, Lara handled like a drunk bull on a ride-on lawnmower with square wheels.

Penn

Sarky wrote: »

Hardly surprising, Lara handled like a drunk bull on a ride-on lawnmower with square wheels.

I remember Tomb Raider 1. My butler asked me if I wanted pineapple on my pizza so I locked him in the fridge.

Bannasidhe

Sarky wrote: »

Hardly surprising, Lara handled like a drunk bull on a ride-on lawnmower with square wheels.

Only if it it was a legitimate handling - that was her body's way of fighting back. In an illegitimate handling she moved like a ninja with gossamer wings and she liked it.

General Relativity

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Only if it it was a legitimate handling - that was her body's way of fighting back. In an illegitimate handling she moved like a ninja with gossamer wings and she liked it.

Sounds more like Womb raider...

Obliq

pauldla wrote: »

The idea of lemon on steak...I must admit, I'd never heard of it before. Well, maybe a little bit of chat in the locker room, but, you know, that's all. But the idea that people might do it in public... I'm taken aback. But, to tell the truth, I'm not shocked. If anything, I may be a little...curious. Well - can I say this? - maybe I think that's not...How can I put this..? Would I be less of a man if I tried, just once....

No! No, we must draw a line somewhere. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination! Burn them all!

Methinks thou doest protest too much Pauldla - could be the tastiest bite you ever had - or maybe you already have? Come on, we're all friends here, don't be shy



Oh and peoples - this battle is already won, bwahahahaahaa Take a little looksee here:


http://www.sodahead.com/fun/pineapple-pizza-yummy-or-yuck/question-1764419/?link=ibaf&q=&imgurl=http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001764419/458389928_Pineapple_Pizza_answer_1_xlarge.png

General Relativity

Obliq wrote: »

So people who eat pineapples on pizza also eat pizza with a fork? We should hunt them down and destroy them all.