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What's your pirate pornstar name?

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    #32
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,255 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    OP, there already was a Long Dong Silver. He had the worlds longest penis, but then it came out that he actually wore a fake penis. Google image him, it's a gas looking yolk


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    #33
    13th Skull
    Registered Users Posts: 12 ✭13th Skull


    Long John Penis


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    #34
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    My pirate porno would be set on deepthroat island.

    Go on....


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    #35
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    keith16 wrote: »
    Go on....
    Sorry, my mouth is full at the moment.


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    #36
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Cienciano wrote: »
    OP, there already was a Long Dong Silver. He had the worlds longest penis, but then it came out that he actually wore a fake penis. Google image him, it's a gas looking yolk

    Haha, that's gas alright. From his wikipedia page:
    He appeared in several pornographic movies in the UK and US during the late 1970s and early 1980s, famed for the apparent size of his penis (18 inches / 45 centimeters). However, it was later revealed that his penis size was a fabrication that Daniel Mead had help in making from his photographer Jay Myrdal. Having been known as being one of the makeup artists for the film The Elephant Man, Myrtle created the prosthetic by utilizing a "flexible foam latex sleeve" that was "placed over Mead’s penis [and] glued down to his pubes" in order for him to pose during photo shoots.


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    #37
    13th Skull
    Registered Users Posts: 12 ✭13th Skull


    Cannon Balls.


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    #38
    actuallylike
    Registered Users Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭actuallylike


    Seaman Staines


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    #39
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Sir Francis Rape


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    #40
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,389 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Cienciano wrote: »
    OP, there already was a Long Dong Silver. He had the worlds longest penis, but then it came out that he actually wore a fake penis. Google image him, it's a gas looking yolk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKe027_sAGY


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    #41
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Captain Jack Swallows
    Very apt pic under that post, PP:D. You should join me on deepthroat island.


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    #42
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    magacyada wiilasha


    hes a Somalian pirate


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    #43
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Very apt pic under that post, PP:D. You should join me on deepthroat island.

    Don't let the name fool you, it's really more of a peninsula.


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    #44
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    keith16 wrote: »
    Don't let the name fool you, it's really more of a peninsula.
    So an outcrop surrounded by warm moisture?


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    #45
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    So an outcrop surrounded by warm moisture?

    PM Sent :pac:

    Back on topic, my pirate porn star name would be....Mr. Crabs?


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    #46
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    keith16 wrote: »
    PM Sent :pac:

    Back on topic, my pirate porn star name would be....Mr. Crabs?
    .,
    :eek: PM deleted.


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    #47
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Curvy Skurvy


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    #48
    13th Skull
    Registered Users Posts: 12 ✭13th Skull


    Butt pirate.


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    #49
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Guylush Creepwood.


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    #50
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,389 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Shryke wrote: »
    Guylush Creepwood.

    The Secret of Mickey Island.

    Mickey Island 2: Lefuck's Revenge.


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    #51
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    kowloon wrote: »

    The Secret of Mickey Island.

    Mickey Island 2: Lefuck's Revenge.

    Mickey island 3: the purse of Mickey island.


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    #52
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    The Salty Pirate


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    #53
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,389 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Need to think of something that can replace 'Escape' :mad:


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    #54
    Cargin
    Registered Users Posts: 836 ✭✭✭Cargin


    Black Bush


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    #55
    Fecky the Ninth
    Registered Users Posts: 164 ✭✭Fecky the Ninth


    Captain Pugwash


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    #56
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Dave the Hugger.


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    #57
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    keith.


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    #58
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users Posts: 7,500 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    Captain Longhorn

    Movie title: Captain Longhorn and the Plunging Depths.


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    #59
    yard_king
    Site Banned Posts: 33 ✭yard_king


    goldmember


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    #60
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Vaglubber.


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    #61
    Ottway
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 65 ✭✭Ottway


    Captain Jack Mehov or Captain Creamo.


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