What's your pirate pornstar name?

some random drunk

Imagine for a minute that you're both a pirate and a pornstar. What name would you give yourself?

I'd go with "Long Dong Silver" myself. :pac:

Light Switch

Pat.

Dunno, but I'd imagine Pat Kenny's one would be '**** the plank'.

One eyed willy.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Peg leg Paulie the booby toucher.

Princess Peach

I saw a Pirate themed porno. Great use of "Mother of pearl" and "Tharr she blows"

kowloon

The Jolly Rodgerer?

shopaholic01

Shivers your timber.

Polly is a cracker

scudzilla

Dave wit the big Dick

Scioch

Captain JapsEye and the curse of the fish fingers.

biko

Biko peg leg

MaxSteele

MaxSteele

FloatingVoter

Floating Scrotum

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Billy Barnacle Balls

some random drunk

If I was a girl I'd be Captain Hooker.

RobbingBandit

Captain Jack Spouge

kwestfan08

Skull and Crossed Boners

13th Skull

The Piratebay.

Where To

Rodeo Caroline.

veryangryman

Princess Peach wrote: »

I saw a Pirate themed porno. Great use of "Mother of pearl" and "Tharr she blows"

Do you come with the plank?

Satts

Master Bates.

reginald

Mikey the midget muncher

shopaholic01

My pirate porno would be set on deepthroat island.

Fritzl Funderland

blackpussybeard

mauzo

Id be 'In the arrrrrse'

Satts

Rodger the Cabin Boy.

13th Skull

Mr. Cock.

franktheplank

Captain S.H. Long

My movies gonna be called "Ho, Ho, Ho and a bottle of cum"

Actually my username could probably work too

galwaybabe

Grainne Wails

Princess Peach

Captain Jack Swallows

Cienciano

OP, there already was a Long Dong Silver. He had the worlds longest penis, but then it came out that he actually wore a fake penis. Google image him, it's a gas looking yolk

13th Skull

Long John Penis

keith16

shopaholic01 wrote: »

My pirate porno would be set on deepthroat island.

Go on....

shopaholic01

keith16 wrote: »

Go on....

Sorry, my mouth is full at the moment.

some random drunk

Cienciano wrote: »

OP, there already was a Long Dong Silver. He had the worlds longest penis, but then it came out that he actually wore a fake penis. Google image him, it's a gas looking yolk

Haha, that's gas alright. From his wikipedia page:

He appeared in several pornographic movies in the UK and US during the late 1970s and early 1980s, famed for the apparent size of his penis (18 inches / 45 centimeters). However, it was later revealed that his penis size was a fabrication that Daniel Mead had help in making from his photographer Jay Myrdal. Having been known as being one of the makeup artists for the film The Elephant Man, Myrtle created the prosthetic by utilizing a "flexible foam latex sleeve" that was "placed over Mead’s penis [and] glued down to his pubes" in order for him to pose during photo shoots.

13th Skull

Cannon Balls.

actuallylike

Seaman Staines

SEPT 23 1989

Sir Francis Rape

kowloon

Cienciano wrote: »

OP, there already was a Long Dong Silver. He had the worlds longest penis, but then it came out that he actually wore a fake penis. Google image him, it's a gas looking yolk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKe027_sAGY

shopaholic01

Princess Peach wrote: »

Captain Jack Swallows

Very apt pic under that post, PP:D. You should join me on deepthroat island.

dj jarvis

magacyada wiilasha


hes a Somalian pirate

keith16

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Very apt pic under that post, PP:D. You should join me on deepthroat island.

Don't let the name fool you, it's really more of a peninsula.

shopaholic01

keith16 wrote: »

Don't let the name fool you, it's really more of a peninsula.

So an outcrop surrounded by warm moisture?

keith16

shopaholic01 wrote: »

So an outcrop surrounded by warm moisture?

PM Sent :pac:

Back on topic, my pirate porn star name would be....Mr. Crabs?

shopaholic01

keith16 wrote: »

PM Sent :pac:

Back on topic, my pirate porn star name would be....Mr. Crabs?

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:eek: PM deleted.

Intensive Care Bear

Curvy Skurvy

13th Skull

Butt pirate.

Shryke

Guylush Creepwood.

kowloon

Shryke wrote: »

Guylush Creepwood.

The Secret of Mickey Island.

Mickey Island 2: Lefuck's Revenge.

Shryke

kowloon wrote: »

The Secret of Mickey Island.

Mickey Island 2: Lefuck's Revenge.

Mickey island 3: the purse of Mickey island.