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What's your pirate pornstar name?

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05-11-2012 9:51pm

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some random drunk

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Imagine for a minute that you're both a pirate and a pornstar. What name would you give yourself?

I'd go with "Long Dong Silver" myself. :pac:

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#2 05-11-2012 9:55pm
Light Switch

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Pat.

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#3 05-11-2012 9:56pm
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Dunno, but I'd imagine Pat Kenny's one would be '**** the plank'.

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#4 05-11-2012 9:56pm
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One eyed willy.

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#5 05-11-2012 9:56pm
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Peg leg Paulie the booby toucher.

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#6 05-11-2012 9:58pm
Princess Peach

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I saw a Pirate themed porno. Great use of "Mother of pearl" and "Tharr she blows"

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#7 05-11-2012 9:58pm
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The Jolly Rodgerer?

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Shivers your timber.

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Polly is a cracker

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#10 05-11-2012 10:00pm
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Dave wit the big Dick

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Captain JapsEye and the curse of the fish fingers.

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#12 05-11-2012 10:01pm
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Biko peg leg

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MaxSteele

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#16 05-11-2012 10:03pm
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If I was a girl I'd be Captain Hooker.

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Princess Peach wrote: »

I saw a Pirate themed porno. Great use of "Mother of pearl" and "Tharr she blows"

Do you come with the plank?

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Master Bates.

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My pirate porno would be set on deepthroat island.

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Id be 'In the arrrrrse'

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Rodger the Cabin Boy.

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Captain S.H. Long

My movies gonna be called "Ho, Ho, Ho and a bottle of cum"

Actually my username could probably work too

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#31 05-11-2012 10:26pm
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