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urban dictionary is it accurate

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    #32
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,333 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Quite a few unexplained disappearances on Boards the last while. Have the Poles grown weary of Swan and worked up an appetite for human flesh?


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    #33
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Shryke wrote: »
    What happened with KeithM89? I've seen this mentioned before? (waits for mod to flip out and ban me).
    He met two nymphomaniac blonde twins whose insatiable appetite for kinky sex has left him far too exhausted to mod here.

    They're quite nice lads too.


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    #34
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    urban dictionary couldnt be more accurate


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    #35
    celticcrash
    Registered Users Posts: 849 ✭✭✭celticcrash


    sheesh wrote: »
    Sometimes yes but you do know therea re other sites on the internet. or you could just go outside... After hours does get a bit same old same old but there are other sections to the site. if you had some real life interests you could talk to like minded individuals on this site too ye know.

    Say it to my face (hic) whad do you mean theres life outside After Hours (hic)
    You lie you lie.


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    #36
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    We are the 10%!

    Occupy boards!


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    #37
    coonecb1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭coonecb1


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    dem polish swans. they took all our canals

    yeah! we used to have 8 canals, now there's only 2! :D


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    #38
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,119 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Free the boards 10%!

    Or should that be "Free the boards 90%!"?


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    #39
    Reindeer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭Reindeer


    I've been practising Polish in case I lose my job and must resort to eating swan once again.


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    #40
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Reindeer wrote: »
    I've been practising Polish in case I lose my job and must resort to eating swan once again.

    I've been learning swan, and reindeer meat is much more appealing according to them.
    "Yummy" they say.


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    #41
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    What if my ma is an Atari jaguar ?


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    #42
    [Deleted User]
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    Reindeer wrote: »
    I've been practising Polish in case I lose my job and must resort to eating swan once again.

    you planning on talking to the swans? they're irish you know.


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    #43
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

    you planning on talking to the swans? they're irish you know.

    I think he was planning on eating them...


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    #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Johnny Electricity wrote: »
    I think he was planning on eating them...

    then why does he need to learn polish?


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    #45
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

    then why does he need to learn polish?

    Search me :D


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    #46
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Typical boards.ie user http://paulalay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/south-park-wow.jpg


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    #47
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    Typical boards.ie user http://paulalay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/south-park-wow.jpg
    I am nothing like that. I'm beautiful in my own way :D


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    #48
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    De real reason why there's no swans in the canals anymore is cos they've all become toilet attendants ....
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    along with yor ma......
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    #49
    donegal_man
    Registered Users Posts: 5,720 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    msg11 wrote: »
    :D

    So anyone up for a piss up ?

    Only if I can bring my unemployed Nigerian girlfriend, our Polish friend in his free taxi and there is a mighty feed of roast swan


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    #50
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Johnny Electricity wrote: »
    Search me :D

    *finds bag of white powder*

    What's this then, sunshine?

    Down to the station with ya.


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    #51
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    KKkitty wrote: »
    I am nothing like that. I'm beautiful in my own way :D

    Words can't bring you down!


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    #52
    stimpson
    Registered Users Posts: 7,815 ✭✭✭stimpson


    msg11 wrote: »
    I think I out done myself last night with the owl rock shandies..

    I've noticed there are less owls around lately.


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    #53
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,194 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Out of interest, has anyone ever eaten swan? They look kind of tasty, like slightly bigger geese. I bet you could make nice chips with their fat.


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    #54
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,848 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    cygnus atratus


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    #55
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    cygnus atratus

    Expelliarmus!


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    #56
    Big Bottom
    Registered Users Posts: 346 ✭✭Big Bottom


    Some of the posters on here are hilarious, that's why I love AH (and the MODs too XX!)

    I've been LOLing here and touching myself at the same time!


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    #57
    caste_in_exile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭caste_in_exile


    Talk about mudflaps.


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    #58
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Anyone know where Biggins has gone? haven't seen the big sexy prick around in ages :(


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    #59
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    It's accurate for pandas

    Possibly the greatest animal that God put on this earth. Usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. Their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.
    And the Lord came unto the Earth and made the Panda to his likeness. And HE spake, saying, "Thou shalt be of a cheery disposition and be loved by all." And the Lord smiled upon the Panda and gave it a branch of bamboo. (Panda 13:22)

    And the Lord came unto the cheery Panda and spake, saying, "Although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born..." (Panda 15:10)


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    #60
    Big Bottom
    Registered Users Posts: 346 ✭✭Big Bottom


    keith16 wrote: »
    Anyone know where Biggins has gone? haven't seen the big sexy prick around in ages :(

    I think he is around at Yore Ma's!


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    #61
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Kevin Bacon is on the box advertising a mobile network that styles itself 4GEE. Nothing to do with urban dicktion, but I laughed a bit. In fairness.:D


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