Funny things you have seen people doing when they think nobody is watching?

TheGez

Recently I was buying a tele from harvey normans and I had to go around the back to collect it. When I went around i saw one of the workers a male in his late 40's dancing to summer of 69 with a sweeping brush. Needless to say he didn't enjoy seeing me. I was just wondering has anybody seen stuff like this I thought it was brilliant haha

AnonoBoy

This one time I was working at Harvey Norman and had a seizure while sweeping out the back.

To top it all off some customer just stood there laughing at me instead of helping.

Oh yeah and some sh*te song about a sexual position was on.













I know this is lazy and overdone but I'm in a rush and couldn't think of anything better. I apologise and will endeavour to do better in the future.

Princess Peach

I talk to ducks. But sometimes I forget to check if others are around and they look at me oddly.

demakinz

My brother throws invisible darts. The weird bastard.

TheGez

Princess Peach wrote: »

I talk to ducks. But sometimes I forget to check if others are around and they look at me oddly.

I think I have seen you

aujopimur

A very attractive lady stuck in traffic, picking her nose and chewing it.

gerrybbadd

AnonoBoy wrote: »

This one time I was working at Harvey Norman and had a seizure while sweeping out the back.

To top it all off some customer just stood there laughing at me instead of helping.

Oh yeah and some sh*te song about a sexual position was on.













[COLOR="White"]I know this is lazy and overdone but I'm in a rush and couldn't think of anything better. I apologise and will endeavour to do better in the future.[/COLOR]

Anono Boy...thanks for that, I haven't laughed as much in a while.

Princess Peach

aujopimur wrote: »

A very attractive lady stuck in traffic, picking her nose and chewing it.

I wouldn't use the term lady in this instance.

castletownman

I once saw a drunk guy after a night out proudly stumbling up the road devouring his freshly bought pizza. Anyway, he dropped it, sort of starting cursing himself, looked around to see if anyone saw it happen, and picked it up before nonchantly walking on as if nothing happened.

I was sitting in the car both disgusted and entertained!

wp_rathead

well done for quoting AnonoBoy gerrybbadd, otherwise we may never have known about his secret apology :pac:

johnayo

castletownman wrote: »

I once saw a drunk guy after a night out proudly stumbling up the road devouring his freshly bought pizza. Anyway, he dropped it, sort of starting cursing himself, looked around to see if anyone saw it happen, and picked it up before nonchantly walking on as if nothing happened.

I was sitting in the car both disgusted and entertained!

Waste not,,, wan't not.:D

lukesmom

A lady walking up the street I was parked on, sticking her hand down the back of her jeans and up, taking her hand out and putting it to her nose and mouth. Shocked is not the word

Schism

Princess Peach wrote: »

I talk to ducks. But sometimes I forget to check if others are around and they look at me oddly.

I talk to pigeons! They never reply though, awfully stuck up.

Chuck Stone

I shout at the clouds.

Schism

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I shout at the clouds.

Ok grampa, take it easy now.

King Of Wishful Thinking

Princess Peach wrote: »

I talk to ducks.

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I shout at the clouds.

Schism wrote: »

I talk to pigeons!

Other people, you narcissists.

Karona

I was sitting in the car waiting for my dad to come out of the chippers when I looked up and spotted the owner of the chippers son dancing and singing around his bedroom. Had a great laugh looking at him.

BBDBB

watching my ex girlfriend assist a blind man across the road, grabbing him by the arm she frog marched him across, gabbing away to him, really chuffed with being such a good citizen, she got to the other side, turned, and walked him straight into a lamp post


I couldnt breathe for laffing

KDII

I've walked in on a girl i work with three (THREE!) separate times taking out her earrings, looking at them intently then smelling them. Really deeply inhaling.

Mocha Joe

Karona wrote: »

I was sitting in the car waiting for my dad to come out of the chippers when I looked up and spotted the owner of the chippers son dancing and singing around his bedroom. Had a great laugh looking at him.

Thank god you said laugh.

mfceiling

Young one about 18 or 19 on shop street in galway turned on to a side street, lifted up her mini dress and proceeded to take her blue G-string out of her arse....watched by me and 2 middle aged guards...

Hid in the wardrobe in my brother's room with intent to jump out and scare him, he came in and started ripping the loudest feckin farts, and going "Oooh!" after each one, I nearly bloody died. Granted that was about 20 years ago, we'll give him a pass on that now.

heisenburger

While out in the back garden smoking, I saw my friends Spanish student through the window excitedly fist pumping after walking out of the TV room. He couldn't see us outside as it was dark but it was hilarious. Turned out my friends younger brother had invited him to a party and wasn't he only delighted!

Shryke

I was sitting in the car yesterday and this heavy guy with headphones on was walking passed. Anyway he must have had a sudden fierce itchy onset of the balls.
Created this claw like apparatus out of his hand that looked like an open claw from a crane machine and rammed his hand up behind him in a pretty violent motion. It looked like he was trying to punch himself in the arse as hard as he could. He didn't reach.. whatever he was reaching for though and proceeded to swing his arm about the front and get well up into his own undercarriage with plenty of gusto.
It was pretty extreme measures by my count but he sorted himself out in the end.

I've walked in on people talking to themselves. It's always a little unsettling. Probably do it myself a bit but there's always a kind of weird vibe in the room.

Condatis

aujopimur wrote: »

A very attractive lady stuck in traffic, picking her nose and chewing it.

So! She picks her nose and then she chews it.

Was her nose very long?

How did she manage to get it into her mouth?

Try to imagine what would have happened should her nose had sneezed while she was chewing it

GreeBo

wprathead wrote: »

well done for quoting AnonoBoy gerrybbadd, otherwise we may never have known about his secret apology :pac:

Dark Themed Skin FTW!

Martyn1989

From the upstairs of my house we could see into the neighbours behind us. I saw a guy throwing slow motion punches while admiring himself in the mirror, throw on a shirt, quick blast of after shave and out the door.

Fulton Crown

aujopimur wrote: »

A very attractive lady stuck in traffic, picking her nose and chewing it.

Her nose ?

admiralofthefleet

castletownman wrote: »

I once saw a drunk guy after a night out proudly stumbling up the road devouring his freshly bought pizza. Anyway, he dropped it, sort of starting cursing himself, looked around to see if anyone saw it happen, and picked it up before nonchantly walking on as if nothing happened.

I was sitting in the car both disgusted and entertained!

i did that in the bad snow in 2010, my father in law was giving me a lift home to raheny late at night. i was pissed as a fart and decided to go into mizzoni's. i got a pizza and garlic bread and off i went home. i went completely arse over tit and the pizza and bread left the box and hit the pavement. i was so drunk and hungry that i shouted to a couple across the road 'stop laughing and pick me up'.
when they did i picked up the pizza and toppings that had slid off it and plonked it all back into the box. went home and milled the lot

washiskin

My O/H's sister was heading out to Drumcondra on the bus one summers day about 10 years ago and was sitting on the top deck. While they were stopped on Dorset St. she looked down at a car in the outside lane which had the sunroof open - it took a second but she soon realised the bloke driving was busy choking the chickens.

mauzo

My mam was washing the dishes one night, she called me in and pointed over to the neighbours house.

The teenage son was dancing around his bedroom. He was giving it socks, jumping up on the bed and playing air guitar.

We laughed, a lot.

mauzo

KDII wrote: »

I've walked in on a girl i work with three (THREE!) separate times taking out her earrings, looking at them intently then smelling them. Really deeply inhaling.

That is absolutely revolting....:(

Skerries

an older large woman at the back of me sunbathing in the nip *shudder*

Rigol

Int apartment cross from my flat right, theres this 'airy Chinese kid an ee's always dancin around in is underpants.
I cant be doin with it.

Bandito909

Rigol wrote: »

Int apartment cross from my flat right, theres this 'airy Chinese kid an ee's always dancin around in is underpants.
I cant be doin with it.

Randy bull up there, gimme one inth leg, so it's bound in Polythene.

El Guapo!

When I was living in an apartment you could see into the house across the way from us. There's a boy about 15 living there with his parents. Many a time I seen him going to town on himself with the curtains wide open. Dirty bastard!

They also have a cat and he likes to walk along the top windowsill of their house. I saw the same kid look out the window to check nobody was watching and then poke the cat off the window into a bush below. Then break his bollox laughing.

In the same house I saw the mother dancing around the house while cleaning, giving it socks and then falling over a chair and ending up panned out on the deck. Nearly píssed myself laughing.

Drakares

I was caught by my dad;

I was about 10, having a game of pool on our new pool table that my brothers and I got for Christmas.

Paradise by the dashboard light came on (the long version) and I was giving it socks using the queue as a standing microphone.

Not only did my dad see me through an opening in the door, he went and rounded up the rest of the family to come watch my performance.

They burst through the door in stitches once it ended..

I turned the color of a strawberry :pac:

Capt'n Midnight

Princess Peach wrote: »

I talk to ducks.

Do they talk back ?

sfwcork

I sometimes talk to my puppy like she is a baby .My neighbour came out of the house other day and I was out in the green saying to the dog

"Go wee wee,comeon little lady go wee wee"

dirtyghettokid

when i was a teenager, there was a guy in my english class who used to pick the spots on the back of his neck and then lick his fingers... *gag*

couple of years ago, i was down in cherrywood spar drinking a coffee.. looked out the window to see a woman parked next to the window in a jeep, scratching and picking at the ear wax in her ear and then eating it... jesus i dunno why people do such gross things! lock yourself in the jax if you are gonna do something like that!

have seen many people walking pulling out butt wedgies and rearranging their ballsack.. oh man people are gross

smash

One of my mates is a bit weird and every time she sees a horse in a horsebox being towed she waves at the horse.

El Guapo!

smash wrote: »

One of my mates is a bit weird and every time she sees a horse in a horsebox being towed she waves at the horse.

Do they ever wave back?

9959

Funny things you've seen people doing when they think nobody's watching?

Politicians 'working in the best interest of the country' on 'Oireachtas Report'.

smash

Dean09 wrote: »

Do they ever wave back?

No, they're obnoxious like that.

blue note

I walked in on my male housemate, who has a degree in film, watching Coyote Ugly. that was an awkward moment.

RikkFlair

A grown man (late 20s) playing football by himself, scoring goals against an invisible goalkeeper and doing all the crowd noises and commentators voice.

More odd than funny tbh.

Duggy747

Saw a guy walking down the street, stopping, looking around him, and then shaking his leg.

Out rolls balls of poo

Also walked into a room where the person had just changed it over from something raunchy. You know it was something like that when the person acts unusual to you entering the room......................and looking bright red......................and their head all shiny from sweat.......................and they're sitting awkwardly

FatherLen

Duggy747 wrote: »

Out rolls balls of poo

:eek: