I need a plan

Itwasntme. · 15-10-2012 5:03pm #1

I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

I need a plan. I don't know why I need a plan but I think I need a plan. I know I need a plan. Obviously, I don't have a plan. Do I need a plan?

frozenfrozen · 15-10-2012 5:05pm

are you fat?

Dave0301 · 15-10-2012 5:05pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

I need a plan. I don't know why I need a plan but I think I need a plan. I know I need a plan. Obviously, I don't have a plan. Do I need a plan?

Do what most students do and just don't go to lectures.

Problem solved!

Mr. Boo · 15-10-2012 5:06pm

1. Kidnap him.
2. Fulfill your weak-minded earthly needs.
3. See thread on what do do with a dead body.

Disclaimer: Not a good plan.

Sauve · 15-10-2012 5:06pm

Are you even legal?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 15-10-2012 5:07pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

He sounds dreamy.

Youssef Chippo · 15-10-2012 5:08pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

What about his cock?

im invisible · 15-10-2012 5:08pm

i think you need a study plan...

smash · 15-10-2012 5:09pm

Attach naked photos to your homework!

Cassidy28 · 15-10-2012 5:09pm

No.

Itwasntme. · 15-10-2012 5:12pm

frozenfrozen wrote: »

are you fat?

Why? Is there a rule that says that fat people can't have plans?

Dave0301 wrote: »

Do what most students do and just don't go to lectures.

Problem solved!

I can't skip class. Even if I could, I really like his class so I wouldn't.

Sauve wrote: »

Are you even legal?

Yeah, I am legal. He's probably only 15 years older than I am. Hot distinguished older man.

Youssef Chippo · 15-10-2012 5:14pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Why? Is there a rule that says that fat people can't have plans?

No they can have plans alright just not with good looking people.

FortuneChip · 15-10-2012 5:14pm

If I've learned one thing about male teachers and their younger female students, it's that it doesn't always work out well.

BBDBB · 15-10-2012 5:14pm

a plan?

you dont need a plan

you need to get laid

who what when · 15-10-2012 5:18pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

I need a plan. I don't know why I need a plan but I think I need a plan. I know I need a plan. Obviously, I don't have a plan. Do I need a plan?

If you're hot, he's all yours!
If you're not, well sorry, thats just life!

Where To · 15-10-2012 5:18pm

Loads of plans here.

BBDBB · 15-10-2012 5:19pm

I love it when a plan comes together

smash · 15-10-2012 5:20pm

Ask him to run away to France with you. It's what all the cool teachers are doing these days.

Martyn1989 · 15-10-2012 5:21pm

I don't think OP can be hot, hot wimmens don't fancy lecturers.....

3rdDegree · 15-10-2012 5:22pm

Write "l love" on one of your eyelids and "you" on the other. Then sit at the front of the lecture hall and blink often, slowly and seductively.

Saw that in a film!

uck51js9zml2yt · 15-10-2012 5:23pm

Have you asked his wife what she thinks?

Teyla Emmagan · 15-10-2012 5:24pm

Martyn1989 wrote: »

I don't think OP can be hot, hot wimmens don't fancy lecturers.....

Sure they do, all wimmens can fancy their lecturers. Wimmen like being told there's something they can't have, intrigues them.

Itwasntme. · 15-10-2012 5:24pm

Youssef Chippo wrote: »

No they can have plans alright just not with good looking people.

I disagree. After all, good looking is subjective. Fat people can totally have sex with good looking people. What if I was the only person today who thought he was good looking (if a tree falls in the forest and all that jazz)? Does that make him any less dreamy? If I had sex with him, would it not be a 'fat person having sex with a hot guy' if I thought he was hot?

GalwayGuy2 · 15-10-2012 5:26pm

Kidnap, few naggins, be grand.

Dangerous Man · 15-10-2012 5:27pm

OP sounds extremely creepy.

Itwasntme. · 15-10-2012 5:27pm

Hope Easy Warlord wrote: »

Have you asked his wife what she thinks?

He has no ring!! No ring. I double checked. His fingers were subject to my adoring gazes.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-10-2012 5:28pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I disagree. After all, good looking is subjective. Fat people can totally have sex with good looking people. What if I was the only person today who thought he was good looking (if a tree falls in the forest and all that jazz)? Does that make him any less dreamy? If I had sex with him, would it not be a 'fat person having sex with a hot guy' if I thought he was hot?

I think you need to find out first of all if he's gay like you and then if he has a boyfriend / man partner type person in his life. Maybe he's up for a three way plug!

smash · 15-10-2012 5:34pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

What if I was the only person today who thought he was good looking (if a tree falls in the forest and all that jazz)?

If a fat chick falls in the forest and there's nobody around to see it, is it still funny?

Yes, yes it is!

BusyMum12 · 15-10-2012 5:36pm

Email female!!!!!!

Email him and say you are having trouble understanding x, y and z.

He should reply asking you to see him in his office.

Itwasntme. · 15-10-2012 5:41pm

CJC999 wrote: »

I think you need to if four first if all if he's gay like you and then if he has a boyfriend / man partner type person in his life. Maybe he's up for a three way plug!

Eh...I have boobs and sh*t. The last time I checked anyway.

Martyn1989 · 15-10-2012 5:41pm

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Sure they do, all wimmens can fancy their lecturers. Wimmen like being told there's something they can't have, intrigues them.

But aren't all hot wimmens not shallow and intellectually challenged?

Your really pushing boundaries here Teyla.

Its clear OP should sleep with the lecturer, how else will she know how she really feels.

smash · 15-10-2012 5:42pm

BusyMum12 wrote: »

Email female!!!!!!

/cringe

Itwasntme. · 15-10-2012 5:44pm

BusyMum12 wrote: »

Email female!!!!!!

Email him and say you are having trouble understanding x, y and z.

He should reply asking you to see him in his office.

This is a sound plan. Thank you Obi-wan.

Itwasntme. · 15-10-2012 5:45pm

smash wrote: »

If a fat chick falls in the forest and there's nobody around to see it, is it still funny?

Yes, yes it is!

No, it isn't!! :mad:

Andy!! · 15-10-2012 5:47pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

He has no ring!! No ring. I double checked. His fingers were subject to my adoring gazes.

You were staring his bum, but you didn't see his ring...

BusyMum12 · 15-10-2012 5:48pm

smash wrote: »

/cringe

Stole it from the simpsons. Marge's sisters were telling her to email her ex Artie and they said 'Email female'

3ndahalfof6 · 15-10-2012 5:49pm

Toxocariasis should fix this.

Martyn1989 · 15-10-2012 5:50pm

BusyMum12 wrote: »

Stole it from the simpsons. Marge's sisters were telling her to email her ex Artie and they said 'Email female'

Ugh, that sounds like a new simpsons joke, terrible terrible comedy.

kincsem · 15-10-2012 5:57pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Eh...I have boobs moobs and sh*t. The last time I checked anyway.

fyp

TheBody · 15-10-2012 6:01pm

What university do you go to op?

Itwasntme. · 15-10-2012 6:11pm

TheBody wrote: »

What university do you go to op?

I can't tell you. What if the lecturer is a boardsie? I would never live that down.

TheBody · 15-10-2012 6:27pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I can't tell you. What if the lecturer is a boardsie? I would never live that down.

What subject does he lecture then?

MadsL · 15-10-2012 6:32pm

BBDBB wrote: »

I love it when a plan comes together

I saw what you did there.

Plazaman · 15-10-2012 6:33pm

BusyMum12 wrote: »

Stole it from the simpsons. Marge's sisters were telling her to email her ex Artie and they said 'Email female'

Damn, I thought you were talking about this peachy song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SRpYxrDLvA

Itwasntme. · 15-10-2012 6:33pm

TheBody wrote: »

What subject does he lecture then?

Economics.

Celly Smunt · 15-10-2012 6:35pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I can't tell you. What if the lecturer is a boardsie? I would never live that down.

what's your name...itwasntme o'malley?

Itwasntme. · 15-10-2012 6:37pm

pmcmahon wrote: »

what's your name...itwasntme o'malley?

Well played. :pac::pac:

1ZRed · 15-10-2012 6:40pm

Cruise him at the urinals?

Celly Smunt · 15-10-2012 6:41pm

as in cruise?

Celly Smunt · 15-10-2012 6:43pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Well played. :pac::pac:

check and mate :pac:

stmol32 · 15-10-2012 6:45pm

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Eh...I have boobs and sh*t. The last time I checked anyway.

Dude, that doesn't mean you're not gay. Lots of men have boobs.

I need a plan

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