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I need a plan

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  • 15-10-2012 6:03pm
    #1
    Itwasntme.
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    I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

    I need a plan. I don't know why I need a plan but I think I need a plan. I know I need a plan. Obviously, I don't have a plan. Do I need a plan?


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    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    are you fat?


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    Dave0301
    Registered Users Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

    I need a plan. I don't know why I need a plan but I think I need a plan. I know I need a plan. Obviously, I don't have a plan. Do I need a plan?

    Do what most students do and just don't go to lectures.

    Problem solved!


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    Mr. Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 347 ✭✭Mr. Boo


    1. Kidnap him.
    2. Fulfill your weak-minded earthly needs.
    3. See thread on what do do with a dead body.

    Disclaimer: Not a good plan.


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    Sauve
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    Are you even legal?


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

    He sounds dreamy.


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    Youssef Chippo
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Youssef Chippo


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...
    What about his cock?


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    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    i think you need a study plan...


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Attach naked photos to your homework!


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    Cassidy28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    No.


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    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    are you fat?

    Why? Is there a rule that says that fat people can't have plans? :D
    Dave0301 wrote: »
    Do what most students do and just don't go to lectures.

    Problem solved!

    I can't skip class. Even if I could, I really like his class so I wouldn't.
    Sauve wrote: »
    Are you even legal?

    Yeah, I am legal. He's probably only 15 years older than I am. Hot distinguished older man. :o


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    Youssef Chippo
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Youssef Chippo


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    Why? Is there a rule that says that fat people can't have plans? :D
    No they can have plans alright just not with good looking people.


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    FortuneChip
    Registered Users Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    If I've learned one thing about male teachers and their younger female students, it's that it doesn't always work out well.


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    BBDBB
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    a plan?

    you dont need a plan

    you need to get laid


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    who what when
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭who what when


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I apologise in advance for this thread but jaysus! my lecturer is hot! I couldn't concentrate in class today. Every time he moved, I got distracted. I got distracted by: his bum, his belt, his shoes, his hair cut, his fingers, his eyes...

    I need a plan. I don't know why I need a plan but I think I need a plan. I know I need a plan. Obviously, I don't have a plan. Do I need a plan?

    If you're hot, he's all yours!
    If you're not, well sorry, thats just life!


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    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Loads of plans here.


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    BBDBB
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    I love it when a plan comes together


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ask him to run away to France with you. It's what all the cool teachers are doing these days.


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    Martyn1989
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    I don't think OP can be hot, hot wimmens don't fancy lecturers.....


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    3rdDegree
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    Write "l love" on one of your eyelids and "you" on the other. Then sit at the front of the lecture hall and blink often, slowly and seductively.

    Saw that in a film!


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    uck51js9zml2yt
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    Have you asked his wife what she thinks?


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    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Martyn1989 wrote: »
    I don't think OP can be hot, hot wimmens don't fancy lecturers.....

    Sure they do, all wimmens can fancy their lecturers. Wimmen like being told there's something they can't have, intrigues them.


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    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Youssef Chippo wrote: »
    No they can have plans alright just not with good looking people.

    I disagree. After all, good looking is subjective. Fat people can totally have sex with good looking people. What if I was the only person today who thought he was good looking (if a tree falls in the forest and all that jazz)? Does that make him any less dreamy? If I had sex with him, would it not be a 'fat person having sex with a hot guy' if I thought he was hot?


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    GalwayGuy2
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    Kidnap, few naggins, be grand.


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    Dangerous Man
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    OP sounds extremely creepy.


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    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Hope Easy Warlord wrote: »
    Have you asked his wife what she thinks?

    He has no ring!! No ring. I double checked. His fingers were subject to my adoring gazes. :)


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Itwasntme. wrote: »

    I disagree. After all, good looking is subjective. Fat people can totally have sex with good looking people. What if I was the only person today who thought he was good looking (if a tree falls in the forest and all that jazz)? Does that make him any less dreamy? If I had sex with him, would it not be a 'fat person having sex with a hot guy' if I thought he was hot?

    I think you need to find out first of all if he's gay like you and then if he has a boyfriend / man partner type person in his life. Maybe he's up for a three way plug!


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    smash
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    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    What if I was the only person today who thought he was good looking (if a tree falls in the forest and all that jazz)?
    If a fat chick falls in the forest and there's nobody around to see it, is it still funny?








    Yes, yes it is!


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    #29
    BusyMum12
    Registered Users Posts: 49 ✭BusyMum12


    Email female!!!!!!

    Email him and say you are having trouble understanding x, y and z.

    He should reply asking you to see him in his office. ;)


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    #30
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I think you need to if four first if all if he's gay like you and then if he has a boyfriend / man partner type person in his life. Maybe he's up for a three way plug!

    Eh...I have boobs and sh*t. The last time I checked anyway.


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    Martyn1989
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    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Sure they do, all wimmens can fancy their lecturers. Wimmen like being told there's something they can't have, intrigues them.

    But aren't all hot wimmens not shallow and intellectually challenged?

    Your really pushing boundaries here Teyla.

    Its clear OP should sleep with the lecturer, how else will she know how she really feels.


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