Whats your demands?

davet82

Dravokivich wrote: »

I always wanted to be a soprano

sorry mate, your looking for the fairy godmother thread

Sonics2k

Ginny wrote: »

Meh it's her own tour, she'll end up paying whatever the items cost anyways.

Traditionally in rider lists it's the stadium or location that pays for a lot of it.

Some of the shíte these people ask for is totally insane.

Uriel.

A few kegs of Smithwicks and a sufficient cooler and tap for same.
a dozen bags of the "hearts" from the Haribo Starmix
3 Chocolate croissants from Lidl
a bottle of 18 year old Jameson
The Phantom of the Opera's mask
a Cape
a 6ft bed with memory foam mattress
complete box set of the West Wing
a rugby ball
2 18 year old asian hotties
a goat with dyed blue fur
a pair of black flip flops

davet82

Uriel. wrote: »

A few kegs of Smithwicks and a sufficient cooler and tap for same.
a dozen bags of the "hearts" from the Haribo Starmix
3 Chocolate croissants from Lidl
a bottle of 18 year old Jameson
The Phantom of the Opera's mask
a Cape
a 6ft bed with memory foam mattress
complete box set of the West Wing
a rugby ball
2 18 year old asian hotties
a goat with dyed blue fur
a pair of black flip flops

sorry we couldnt locate the flip flops, will you still go on? :P

Uriel.

davet82 wrote: »

sorry we couldnt locate the flip flops, will you still go on? :P

:eek::mad:NEVER!!!!!!!!

I'm outta here, the tour is cancelled. :pac:

kfallon

Uriel. wrote: »

:eek::mad:NEVER!!!!!!!!

I'm outta here, the tour is cancelled. :pac:

You Wanker!!!! :mad:

*burns all posters of Uriel and smashes cd's*

:P

liamhana

Uriel. wrote: »

:eek::mad:NEVER!!!!!!!!

I'm outta here, the tour is cancelled. :pac:

Uriel,
forget the tour man, if you can put a show on involving the bed, the asian hotties, the goat, the ball and the chocolate. I'll bank roll it....we'll take Amsterdam by storm.

phasers

a bag of doritos, a bottle of rock shandy, a selection of TV box sets and one of them fancy leather recliners. If they don't have one I'll have one shipped in.

buck65

My demands would be like in real life...a pulse and a hole.

Giblet

jethro081 wrote: »

two crates of five percent beer

two twenty five grammes pouches of golden virginia

two packs of blue rizzla

a box of filters

some pretty wimmins to help me get through the above.

Are they your demands to move on from the halting site?

Uriel.

liamhana wrote: »

Uriel,
forget the tour man, if you can put a show on involving the bed, the asian hotties, the goat, the ball and the chocolate. I'll bank roll it....we'll take Amsterdam by storm.

sounds like a plan. I will start work on the creative element of the show immediately.

Uriel.

kfallon wrote: »

You Wanker!!!! :mad:

*burns all posters of Uriel and smashes cd's*

:P

I'll autograph your petrol can if you like? or your flamethrower?

Wacker The Attacker

Someone to spank my bare arse with a hurley whilst wearing a pigs mask and clothes pegs from her fanny to her knees. She'd also need to have bovril smeared on her arse cheeks.

She'd then need to assume the position so I could spunk off onto her knockers and rub it in with my arse cheeks.

crazygeryy

A huge well hung black man and enda kenny in a gimp outfit.

ScumLord

Wall to wall greeced up fat chicks, and by fat I mean morbidly obese, and by wall to wall I mean crammed in so there's barely standing room. Then I could ask people to retrieve pointless items from the far end of the room and see how long it takes them to get whatever it is.

mackeire

i want a million euro in unmarked bills, a helicopter to an airfield and a fully loaded jet to take me to cuba.

oh wait...

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'd never make extravagant demands. I'd only ask for my room to be stocked with a selection of alcoholic beverages and cigarettes.

ScumLord

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I'd never make extravagant demands. I'd only ask for my room to be stocked with a selection of alcoholic beverages and cigarettes.

We've stocked your room with all the WKD types and as many L&M cigarettes as you can handle. See now why you need to be specific with your demands?

AnnaVanilla

1 piece of marcipan/chocolate bar
2 gorgeous guys to give me a massage
3 Jaeger bombs
4 vanilla candles
5 white kittens

marcsignal

davet82 wrote: »

The above is Madonna's demands before she takes to the stage in the O2.

So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be?

I demand Madonna be taken to a bleak bog somewhere and shot in the face.

Sleepy

A packet of Marlboros.
A bag of good grass.
A pack of unbleached rolling papers.
A bottle of Glenmorangie.
and a keg of Guinness with cooler and tap set up for me.

Since in this fantasy I'm a rockstar, I don't see any need for the hookers...

Mint Sauce

4 cans of Pepsi
4 Bottles of Deep Riverrock.
4 Pint Bottles of Peroni Nastro Azzurro.
A bottle of the Local Beer, Larger, or Bitter.
A 10 Oz Sirloin Steak, medium. With champ, chips, deep fried onion rings, peppersauce, and garlic bread.
Weekend Edition of the Irish Times.

and.....


































































About three fiddy.

Blondini

Pint a porter and a bowl a coddle

mattjack

phasers wrote: »

a bag of doritos, a bottle of rock shandy, a selection of TV box sets and one of them fancy leather recliners. If they don't have one I'll have one shipped in.

Just for the briefest of moments ... I thought that said a bag of dildo's

Matt_Trakker

midgets in clown suits that wrestle for vodka.
a case of vodka.
polaroid camera.

davet82

mattjack wrote: »

Just for the briefest of moments ... I thought that said a bag of dildo's

a mistake like that could cancel a show!

entropi

marcsignal wrote: »

I demand Madonna be taken to a bleak bog somewhere and shot in the face.

With balls of her own shite.

Pantsface

Cock, puppies and nachos.

mattjack

mattjack wrote: »

Bree Olson,a Tiger Tank ,a crate of large bottles of Guinness and a megaphone for shouting at gobshites.

I'd also like a slice of lightly grilled hedgehog.

Dangerous Man

A few cold beers for me and the band. That's all I'd want.