Whats your demands?

Sleepy

A packet of Marlboros.
A bag of good grass.
A pack of unbleached rolling papers.
A bottle of Glenmorangie.
and a keg of Guinness with cooler and tap set up for me.

Since in this fantasy I'm a rockstar, I don't see any need for the hookers...

Mint Sauce

4 cans of Pepsi
4 Bottles of Deep Riverrock.
4 Pint Bottles of Peroni Nastro Azzurro.
A bottle of the Local Beer, Larger, or Bitter.
A 10 Oz Sirloin Steak, medium. With champ, chips, deep fried onion rings, peppersauce, and garlic bread.
Weekend Edition of the Irish Times.

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About three fiddy.

Blondini

Pint a porter and a bowl a coddle

mattjack

phasers wrote: »

a bag of doritos, a bottle of rock shandy, a selection of TV box sets and one of them fancy leather recliners. If they don't have one I'll have one shipped in.

Just for the briefest of moments ... I thought that said a bag of dildo's

Matt_Trakker

midgets in clown suits that wrestle for vodka.
a case of vodka.
polaroid camera.

davet82

mattjack wrote: »

Just for the briefest of moments ... I thought that said a bag of dildo's

a mistake like that could cancel a show!

entropi

marcsignal wrote: »

I demand Madonna be taken to a bleak bog somewhere and shot in the face.

With balls of her own shite.

Pantsface

Cock, puppies and nachos.

mattjack

mattjack wrote: »

Bree Olson,a Tiger Tank ,a crate of large bottles of Guinness and a megaphone for shouting at gobshites.

I'd also like a slice of lightly grilled hedgehog.

Dangerous Man

A few cold beers for me and the band. That's all I'd want.

Naomi00

This is a good one: http://twistedsifter.com/2011/06/foo-fighters-illustrated-tour-rider/

juan.kerr

300 tins of beans and a sliced pan.

Abi

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

She needs a good kick in the gee.

Despise this word, it's foul. Coming from a woman it's somehow even worse.

Knex. wrote: »

Jesus Christ, she sounds like an absolute head banger. Shipping her own furniture in? Imagine being that fecking precious and detached from reality.
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I've never been much of a madonna fan, but I think her list of must haves isn't all that crazy, well certainly not if she can afford it.

I would imagine it may be for familiarity that she wants all that stuff with her. So despite her tall orders I think it's more to keep her grounded. I recall other stars saying they were tired of hotel hopping, and the constant change of scenery made them home sick and a bit disconnected. If she can afford to keep her all things familiar with her as she travels, I won't knock her for it.

Gummy Panda

Abi wrote: »

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

She needs a good kick in the gee.

Despise this word, it's foul. Coming from a woman it's somehow even worse.

There is nothing wrong with gee :mad:

It's better then flossy. "The flossy on her"

christmas2012

well i woudlnt go for the evian water, i would however get some dentistry done,maybe a little cosmetic surgery(or a lot not too much that i look like a lizard or joan rivers,but enough to knock a few years off then id leave it at that),maybe an entourage that would fetch me fresh fruit/fig and goats cheese salad and coffee when i asked for it..

Abi

Gummy Panda wrote: »

There is nothing wrong with gee :mad:

No Panda, just no

It's better then flossy. "The flossy on her"

Dare I ask why its called a fl...



Oh. Ew

Pushtrak

Abi closed her account?

Pushtrak

Pushtrak wrote: »

Abi closed her account?

Look again

You don't have an avatar if you close your account.

hatrickpatrick

20 pack of Bulmers for before the show, 20 pack of condoms for after the show.

cartell_best

I would ask for peace on earth! I would imagine there is a heaven...no hell! ...above us only sky! Imagine all the people living for today!...Imagine all the people living in peace! Imagine no recession, I wonder if we can?

mauzo

Bottle of red wine and cigarettes.

LaVail

3 bottles of grey goose
10 bottles of buckfast
5 hookers
1 bar of coke
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1 coffin

gara

A luminous pink bouncy castle
12 spray cans of whipped cream
A bathtub of Strawberry Daiquiri
10 white plastic water pistols
Twister
4 water-coolers filled with ice cold Corona
A photo booth
My friends

Biggins

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Madonna's Beiber's head on a silver plate.

The above I would prefer!

Honestly though, I'd want nothing except that which my fellow stage artists could avail of also.
Minerals, water, Jelly Babies, etc...

Eve_Dublin

Glass of water.

davet82

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Glass of water.

Diva :rolleyes:

Kirby

A dodo egg omelette. Not going on unless they make me one.

Beat that Madonna!