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Whats your demands?

  • 20-07-2012 2:27pm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭

    FLOWERS to be cut to exactly six inches in height TWENTY international phone lines at her disposal FABRIC in her quarters must be fragranced with pink roses and lilies ALL furniture must be removed from the rooms and replaced with Madonna’s own pieces which she’ll have shipped in.

    The above is Madonna's demands before she takes to the stage in the O2.

    So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be? :)



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭marketty

    Bag of cans

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow

    Madonna's head on a silver plate.

  • Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭FinnLizzy

    Your ma!!!

  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989

    A Single Plum Floating in Perfume Served in a Man's Hat

  • Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭girl in the striped socks

    She needs a good kick in the gee.

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  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,502 ✭✭✭✭antodeco

    Two naked 'new' hookers. One a virgin, the other a total slut.

    4 panda bears with kamikaze head gear

    12 gold coloured geese but only 2 are allowed by called Gerry

    1 Bright green parachute 'deflated' and over the bed

    2 vodka bottles filled with water

    100 yellow peanut m&ms

    A penguin on a leash

    Gizmo from Gremilns

  • Registered Users Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging

    Ham sandwich and a cuddle !!!

  • Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee

    I would demand madonna to lie at my door and act as a door mat and a draft excluder while not doing her door mat duties.

    I would also require a horse for me to ride around in my room and a Shetland pony for the bathroom. Everyone respects a man on a horse.

  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon

    Packet of tayto and a tin of club orange for when I come off stage!

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen

    She needs a good kick in the gee.

    some may say a cunt punt

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash

    davet82 wrote: »
    So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be? :)

    Assassinate Madonna, and Justin Bieber.

    And a bag of orange jelly babies, with black jelly baby head on them!

  • Registered Users Posts: 556 ✭✭✭jethro081

    two crates of five percent beer

    two twenty five grammes pouches of golden virginia

    two packs of blue rizzla

    a box of filters

    some pretty wimmins to help me get through the above.

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt

    A proud soldier standing beside a giant cup of tea.

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭SocSocPol

    I demand cake!
    No cake? Ok I,m outa here:mad:

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭Bad Panda

    Beer, whiskey, women and pizza. What more could you ever need?!

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic

    Ham sandwich and a cuddle !!!

    Ham sandwich and a red light bulb for me please

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!

    Someone to take my place on stage, some booze, a TV that shows every episode of Two and a Half Men on demand, a few hookers of my choice, a sign that says "fúck off, busy getting laid, drunk and watching TV while posting on Boards".

    Then I'd video it all with the laptop camera and post it here and make millions (somehow).

  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack

    Bree Olson,a Tiger Tank ,a crate of large bottles of Guinness and a megaphone for shouting at gobshites.

  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich

    davet82 wrote: »
    So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be? :)

    I always wanted to be a soprano :(

  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]

    Lyons tea bags and Irish milk no matter where in the world I was :D

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  • Registered Users Posts: 134 ✭✭liamhana

    'We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now' and 'Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider'

    to go with the usual riders of ....copious amounts of towels, coke, female zlist celebs (to make an obligatory sex tape)

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone

    Ah I wouldnt want to put anybody out, sure I'll have whatever Madonna is having.

  • Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*

    Jesus Christ, she sounds like an absolute head banger. Shipping her own furniture in? Imagine being that fecking precious and detached from reality.

    Absolute helmet.

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭Fupping Grasshole

    Someone to wipe my bum whilst smiling and telling me I'm a big boy now.

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭flyswatter

    Guinness, financial times, and a pet cat called Timmy.

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,277 ✭✭✭Archeron

    A complete miniature city made entirely of ham cubes so that I can pretend I am Godzilla as I eat everything in my path.

  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny

    Meh it's her own tour, she'll end up paying whatever the items cost anyways.

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman

    I want an orange unicorn. Failing that just an orange.

  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo

    I want the kids from Harry Potter to dress up as hobbits and act out scenes from The Lord of the Rings.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic

    I want an iron for me room to make me pants look nice.