Whats your demands?

davet82

FLOWERS to be cut to exactly six inches in height TWENTY international phone lines at her disposal FABRIC in her quarters must be fragranced with pink roses and lilies ALL furniture must be removed from the rooms and replaced with Madonna’s own pieces which she’ll have shipped in.

The above is Madonna's demands before she takes to the stage in the O2.

So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be?

marketty

Bag of cans

CardBordWindow

Madonna's head on a silver plate.

FinnLizzy

Your ma!!!

SEPT 23 1989

A Single Plum Floating in Perfume Served in a Man's Hat

girl in the striped socks

She needs a good kick in the gee.

antodeco

Two naked 'new' hookers. One a virgin, the other a total slut.

4 panda bears with kamikaze head gear

12 gold coloured geese but only 2 are allowed by called Gerry

1 Bright green parachute 'deflated' and over the bed

2 vodka bottles filled with water

100 yellow peanut m&ms

A penguin on a leash

Gizmo from Gremilns

Hardonraging

Ham sandwich and a cuddle !!!

Cee-Jay-Cee

I would demand madonna to lie at my door and act as a door mat and a draft excluder while not doing her door mat duties.

I would also require a horse for me to ride around in my room and a Shetland pony for the bathroom. Everyone respects a man on a horse.

kfallon

Packet of tayto and a tin of club orange for when I come off stage!

FatherLen

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

She needs a good kick in the gee.

some may say a cunt punt

smash

davet82 wrote: »

So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be?

Assassinate Madonna, and Justin Bieber.


And a bag of orange jelly babies, with black jelly baby head on them!

jethro081

two crates of five percent beer

two twenty five grammes pouches of golden virginia

two packs of blue rizzla

a box of filters

some pretty wimmins to help me get through the above.

OneArt

A proud soldier standing beside a giant cup of tea.

SocSocPol

Cake!
I demand cake!
No cake? Ok I,m outa here:mad:

Bad Panda

Beer, whiskey, women and pizza. What more could you ever need?!

Boombastic

Hardonraging wrote: »

Ham sandwich and a cuddle !!!

Ham sandwich and a red light bulb for me please

Tombi!

Someone to take my place on stage, some booze, a TV that shows every episode of Two and a Half Men on demand, a few hookers of my choice, a sign that says "fúck off, busy getting laid, drunk and watching TV while posting on Boards".

Then I'd video it all with the laptop camera and post it here and make millions (somehow).

mattjack

Bree Olson,a Tiger Tank ,a crate of large bottles of Guinness and a megaphone for shouting at gobshites.

Dravokivich

davet82 wrote: »

So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be?

I always wanted to be a soprano

Lyons tea bags and Irish milk no matter where in the world I was

liamhana

'We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now' and 'Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider'

to go with the usual riders of ....copious amounts of towels, coke, female zlist celebs (to make an obligatory sex tape)

Anyone

Ah I wouldnt want to put anybody out, sure I'll have whatever Madonna is having.

Knex*

Jesus Christ, she sounds like an absolute head banger. Shipping her own furniture in? Imagine being that fecking precious and detached from reality.

Absolute helmet.

Fupping Grasshole

Someone to wipe my bum whilst smiling and telling me I'm a big boy now.

flyswatter

Guinness, financial times, and a pet cat called Timmy.

Archeron

A complete miniature city made entirely of ham cubes so that I can pretend I am Godzilla as I eat everything in my path.

Ginny

Meh it's her own tour, she'll end up paying whatever the items cost anyways.

Plazaman

I want an orange unicorn. Failing that just an orange.

The King of Moo

I want the kids from Harry Potter to dress up as hobbits and act out scenes from The Lord of the Rings.

Boombastic

I want an iron for me room to make me pants look nice.

davet82

Dravokivich wrote: »

I always wanted to be a soprano

sorry mate, your looking for the fairy godmother thread

Sonics2k

Ginny wrote: »

Meh it's her own tour, she'll end up paying whatever the items cost anyways.

Traditionally in rider lists it's the stadium or location that pays for a lot of it.

Some of the shíte these people ask for is totally insane.

Uriel.

A few kegs of Smithwicks and a sufficient cooler and tap for same.
a dozen bags of the "hearts" from the Haribo Starmix
3 Chocolate croissants from Lidl
a bottle of 18 year old Jameson
The Phantom of the Opera's mask
a Cape
a 6ft bed with memory foam mattress
complete box set of the West Wing
a rugby ball
2 18 year old asian hotties
a goat with dyed blue fur
a pair of black flip flops

davet82

Uriel. wrote: »

A few kegs of Smithwicks and a sufficient cooler and tap for same.
a dozen bags of the "hearts" from the Haribo Starmix
3 Chocolate croissants from Lidl
a bottle of 18 year old Jameson
The Phantom of the Opera's mask
a Cape
a 6ft bed with memory foam mattress
complete box set of the West Wing
a rugby ball
2 18 year old asian hotties
a goat with dyed blue fur
a pair of black flip flops

sorry we couldnt locate the flip flops, will you still go on? :P

Uriel.

davet82 wrote: »

sorry we couldnt locate the flip flops, will you still go on? :P

:eek::mad:NEVER!!!!!!!!

I'm outta here, the tour is cancelled. :pac:

kfallon

Uriel. wrote: »

:eek::mad:NEVER!!!!!!!!

I'm outta here, the tour is cancelled. :pac:

You Wanker!!!! :mad:

*burns all posters of Uriel and smashes cd's*

:P

liamhana

Uriel. wrote: »

:eek::mad:NEVER!!!!!!!!

I'm outta here, the tour is cancelled. :pac:

Uriel,
forget the tour man, if you can put a show on involving the bed, the asian hotties, the goat, the ball and the chocolate. I'll bank roll it....we'll take Amsterdam by storm.

phasers

a bag of doritos, a bottle of rock shandy, a selection of TV box sets and one of them fancy leather recliners. If they don't have one I'll have one shipped in.

buck65

My demands would be like in real life...a pulse and a hole.

Giblet

jethro081 wrote: »

two crates of five percent beer

two twenty five grammes pouches of golden virginia

two packs of blue rizzla

a box of filters

some pretty wimmins to help me get through the above.

Are they your demands to move on from the halting site?

Uriel.

liamhana wrote: »

Uriel,
forget the tour man, if you can put a show on involving the bed, the asian hotties, the goat, the ball and the chocolate. I'll bank roll it....we'll take Amsterdam by storm.

sounds like a plan. I will start work on the creative element of the show immediately.

Uriel.

kfallon wrote: »

You Wanker!!!! :mad:

*burns all posters of Uriel and smashes cd's*

:P

I'll autograph your petrol can if you like? or your flamethrower?

Wacker The Attacker

Someone to spank my bare arse with a hurley whilst wearing a pigs mask and clothes pegs from her fanny to her knees. She'd also need to have bovril smeared on her arse cheeks.

She'd then need to assume the position so I could spunk off onto her knockers and rub it in with my arse cheeks.

crazygeryy

A huge well hung black man and enda kenny in a gimp outfit.

ScumLord

Wall to wall greeced up fat chicks, and by fat I mean morbidly obese, and by wall to wall I mean crammed in so there's barely standing room. Then I could ask people to retrieve pointless items from the far end of the room and see how long it takes them to get whatever it is.

mackeire

i want a million euro in unmarked bills, a helicopter to an airfield and a fully loaded jet to take me to cuba.

oh wait...

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'd never make extravagant demands. I'd only ask for my room to be stocked with a selection of alcoholic beverages and cigarettes.

ScumLord

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I'd never make extravagant demands. I'd only ask for my room to be stocked with a selection of alcoholic beverages and cigarettes.

We've stocked your room with all the WKD types and as many L&M cigarettes as you can handle. See now why you need to be specific with your demands?

AnnaVanilla

1 piece of marcipan/chocolate bar
2 gorgeous guys to give me a massage
3 Jaeger bombs
4 vanilla candles
5 white kittens

marcsignal

davet82 wrote: »

The above is Madonna's demands before she takes to the stage in the O2.

So if you were a rock star, what would your demands be?

I demand Madonna be taken to a bleak bog somewhere and shot in the face.