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Guinness n' Rollies 2: Off Topic Chat Thread

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  • Administrators Posts: 55,121 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    awec wrote: »
    You wore protection, right?
    Gona be awkward next time you're looking at a mirror :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    awec wrote: »
    You wore protection, right?

    When you're dreaming of riding yourself you don't tend to remember the finer details. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    That_Guy wrote: »
    When you're dreaming of riding yourself you don't tend to remember the finer details. :pac:
    Because you got so into it or becuase you're trying to forget? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    PaulieC wrote: »
    Because you got so into it or becuase you're trying to forget? :D

    Trying to forget.

    I also remember dreaming about putting the date on a cheque....

    Sex and cheques. :eek::eek::eek::eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Trying to forget.

    I also remember dreaming about putting the date on a cheque....

    Sex and cheques. :eek::eek::eek::eek:
    Was it a date in the future because that would be hilarious!!

    Cue freakout on said date!


  • Administrators Posts: 55,121 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    awec wrote: »
    You paid yourself for sex.

    Dirty man. :pac:

    It appears so. Not sure what the amount was though. :( My subconscious is messed up.


  • Administrators Posts: 55,121 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Randall Low Wig


    awec wrote: »
    They say you dream about the last thing you think of before going to sleep...

    i dreamt i was in some strategy thing and i was leading this group to fire catapults at some marauding small army

    so there you go


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    bluewolf wrote: »
    i dreamt i was in some strategy thing and i was leading this group to fire catapults at some marauding small army

    so there you go
    World domination clearly on the brain BW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    PaulieC wrote: »
    World domination clearly on the brain BW
    Possibly, but catapults on their own would be terrible against marauders if the catapults don't have infantry support. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    Blowfish wrote: »
    Possibly, but catapults on their own would be terrible against marauders if the catapults don't have infantry support. ;)
    pfft....support is overrated! :pac:


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    you people eat too much cheese before going to bed.. all these weird dreams.. :cool:

    Why can you dream about something normal like winning the euromillions or being famous or something.. :pac::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Dreamt I had sex with myself. Felt strangely used when I woke up. :pac:

    amfqsh.jpg


    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 741 ✭✭✭swapple


    Morning everyone!

    So happy it's finally Friday! Yippee!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    Y'all have much planned for the weekend? Have a match tomorrow and a family catch up on Sunday. :) Would love to get drunk at least one night though, but everyone is being poor and lame. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 808 ✭✭✭Kev.OC


    GrumPy wrote: »
    Y'all have much planned for the weekend?

    Work, work, and more work. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    So we went to Amsterdam yesterday around 1 o clock yesterday for the day.

    Went to a weed shop and seen a girl pass out,pee herself and have to be carried out by her boyfriend.

    We proceeded to smoke what I can only assume was nuclear powered skunk because I went wandering for 4 hours,fell asleep on a bench of some sort and got horrible sunburn on my legs.

    Finally came too and went to a sex show where the male performer kept losing his hard on.

    Wandered around various bars in the red light district pointing at lady boys in the windows and been total tourists.

    Got back to Eindhoven around 2 this morning reeking of weed and shame.

    Twas a grand day out!

    :pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,644 Mod ✭✭✭✭Daisies


    Morning all, fear not I am alive!

    I've been without internet for the past 2 weeks apart from scrounging someone else's to check emails and the like. BUT I finally sorted out my internet and am back!

    So, someone fill me in on the gossip!


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  • Administrators Posts: 55,121 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Jesus I thought I had a good night last night but necronos puts us all to bleddy shame!! Fairly epic story!!

    How are we all?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    Back on terra firma,in a Jock but I have a date tonight so im pretty dang good!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    I hate working on a bank holiday, there is nothing to do except read facebook updates from my friends enjoying their bank holiday off. :mad:

    I am going to have to live vicariously through you Otis, how did the date go?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    Splendidly,seeing her again on Wednesday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Evening all, I'm a very tired and lazy git today.
    Any craic with yez?


  • Administrators Posts: 55,121 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    awec wrote: »
    Where have you been? Eh? Eh?

    I'm good. Lazy bank holiday, did feck all today. :)

    >.>
    <.<
    >.>

    I was eh, over there... ;)


  • Administrators Posts: 55,121 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Dammit.
    Ok. I'm Batman. I was busy doing bat stuff.
    Happy now?


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