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Most Useless Celebrities

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    #92
    Mully_2011
    Registered Users Posts: 385 ✭✭Mully_2011


    I hate the sort of celeb that does that promo work for nightclubs over here some **** celeb in some **** nightclub and then you see in the Star on Monday "Mr and Mrs Donkeyballs having a maaaaaaaad weekend out in Leitrim"


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    #93
    SocSocPol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭SocSocPol


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    We are constantly bombarded with expendable untalented personalities that seem to permeate the airways. Every facet of the media is polluted with useless celebrities who do absolutely nothing or "jack squat!" as Matt Foley the motivational speaker would say.

    For that reason I often wonder who is the most useless celebrity and why are we drawn to idolising people who are less talented than us?
    No competition, has to be between Jedward and the gold digger who used to be riding mick flatley and is now married to Gerald Kean


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    #94
    paddyandy
    Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    Kids are Kids and they spend money on Celebs that's why they're there but most grow out of it .
    "Where there's muck there's money" ol' saying .


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    #95
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    ceegee wrote: »
    He was one of the best free kick takers and crossers of the past 20 years, won 6 PLs, a La Liga, Champions League and is Englands most capped outfield player. You dont achieve that by marrying a popstar. He should his class as a footballer and person after WC98 when he had to put up with vile abuse and put in a masterful seasons work, ending with United winning the treble.

    The deliberate yellow AFAIR was to remove the risk of picking up a yellow in the following game and missing a more important match. Not because he didnt think the opposition were glamourous but because England were still going to win without him. Definitly not the first or last player to take a handy ban to free themselves up for key games.

    The haircuts, tattoos etc are irrelevant, hes not the one creating that fuss, the media is.
    Oh look. He was interviewed before the men's singles final at Wimbledon today. He will feature at the Olympics too. It's a certainty.


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    #96
    toexpress
    Closed Accounts Posts: 853 ✭✭✭toexpress


    Katie Price is surely THE most useless


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    #97
    Tombi!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Feel free to shoot me anyone not from Ireland and that's female but: Niall from One Direction.

    Anytime I mention I'm Irish in a video game, expect some screaming fangirl to ask "OMG DO YOU KNOW NIALL" until I want to slowly murder her.


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    #98
    Ella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Ella


    Pretty much any reality "star".


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    #99
    criticalcritic
    Registered Users Posts: 182 ✭✭criticalcritic


    Any Irish 'comedian' who works for RTE

    For some reason RTE thinks any D4 knob who thinks their cool is funny

    Republic of Telly for example

    I find children with cancer funnier


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    #100
    Nodin
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    toexpress wrote: »
    Katie Price is surely THE most useless

    More useless than Amanda Brunker?


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    #101
    toexpress
    Closed Accounts Posts: 853 ✭✭✭toexpress


    Nodin wrote: »
    More useless than Amanda Brunker?

    It could be a much of a muchness there to be fair neither one seem to serve any purpose


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    #102
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    toexpress wrote: »
    It could be a much of a muchness there to be fair neither one seem to serve any purpose


    Well neither serves a purpose. Both are a strange orange colour. Both are shamless attention whores. One has oddly large things that are supposed to be breasts, whereas the other doesn't and appears normal in the department. As that last detail actually makes Ms Price 'stand out', she would therefore be more worthy of notice than Ms Brunker( in the way that one might notice a three legged cat, or one eyed dog).


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    #103
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Most Useless Celebrities

    99.99% of them.


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    #104
    toexpress
    Closed Accounts Posts: 853 ✭✭✭toexpress


    Nodin wrote: »
    Well neither serves a purpose. Both are a strange orange colour. Both are shamless attention whores. One has oddly large things that are supposed to be breasts, whereas the other doesn't and appears normal in the department. As that last detail actually makes Ms Price 'stand out', she would therefore be more worthy of notice than Ms Brunker( in the way that one might notice a three legged cat, or one eyed dog).

    Ah yes but you could also argue that Price has based a career on having those outsized breasts and that Brunker based it on something else (no idea what like) but clearly Brunker had more substance than Price did ... of course I could just be feeling the effects of an anti-biotic and little to eat for the past week


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    #105
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    toexpress wrote: »
    Ah yes but you could also argue that Price has based a career on having those outsized breasts and that Brunker based it on something else (no idea what like) but clearly Brunker had more substance than Price did ... of course I could just be feeling the effects of an anti-biotic and little to eat for the past week


    It might indeed be that Brunkers complete lack of substance is what puts her ahead of Price, in that - much like a black hole of talent - the absence is what makes it noticable.

    A good point Sir, well argued.


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    #106
    flyswatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭flyswatter


    It definitely used to be Jade Goody.

    Famous for doing absolutely nothing.


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    #107
    blingrhino
    Registered Users Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭blingrhino


    Well she won't bother you now;)


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    #108
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,636 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    flyswatter wrote: »
    It definitely used to be Jade Goody.

    Famous for doing absolutely nothing.

    Ye can thank Big Brother for her.


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