Less than 6 months to go until the world ends...

nbar12

Hey so everyone knows the world is going to end on the 21st December 2012! Less than 6 months away people! Just wondering if anyone has any major plans before the world ends? :pac:

chin_grin

Do exactly what I was doing for the last six times the world was supposed to end.

Try to take over the world.

kfallon

Save a fortune on Xmas shopping so......sweet! :pac:

Sindri

Mayan calendar didn't take into account Leap years...

FutureGuy

I'm flying on that day...

Shryke

It might be pretty easy to get laid at an end of the world party, so that.

nbar12

I have scientific proof that it will end! Di jong wi meow wong the leader of North Korea plans to send 6 nuclear missiles across the world. He has not yet chosen what countries will be hit. It is rumoured that he will do a raffle of the countries of the world to see who are the lucky ones.

android1

I have plans, big plans.... Too big to post here. Lets just say I have plans. Big plans.

GavRedKing

nbar12 wrote: »

I have scientific proof that it will end! Di jong wi meow wong the leader of North Korea plans to send 6 nuclear missiles across the world. He has not yet chosen what countries will be hit. It is rumoured that he will do a raffle of the countries of the world to see who are the lucky ones.

dont worry I've plenty to go around, line up people.

Shryke

nbar12 wrote: »

I have scientific proof that it will end! Di jong wi meow wong the leader of North Korea plans to send 6 nuclear missiles across the world. He has not yet chosen what countries will be hit. It is rumoured that he will do a raffle of the countries of the world to see who are the lucky ones.

You know n. Korea is a real country with a real leader? It's not ask makey uppy.

bren2001

Just typical of Nbar12 to post something like this....

donalg1

Sindri wrote: »

Mayan calendar didn't take into account Leap years...

Thanks for that was just about to say the same thing, this should be stickied now to stop all the other world is ending threads come December.

nbar12

bren2001 wrote: »

Just typical of Nbar12 to post something like this....

OK sorry but who are you? Listen pal I don't usually say this but if you leave a negative comment again you will leave me no choice other than to look for you, and I will find you...and I will kill you :mad:

nbar12

donalg1 wrote: »

Thanks for that was just about to say the same thing, this should be stickied now to stop all the other world is ending threads come December.

How can you be so suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!?!?!? I'm quitting my job and selling everything I have, including my gamecube and Im going to live with the mermaids

davet82

oh bollix is the Y2K bug back?

chin_grin

davet82 wrote: »

oh bollix is the Y2K bug back?

You understand why it was called the y2k bug don't you..and what it did...because banks were running cobol...and their time/date parameters were...I'll shut up now.

:pac:

I think this is the reason why the household charge is only at 50%

davet82

chin_grin wrote: »

You understand why it was called the y2k bug don't you..and what it did...because banks were running cobol...and their time/date parameters were...I'll shut up now.

:pac:

enough with the nerd talk, just tell me how long I have left!

chin_grin

davet82 wrote: »

enough with the nerd talk, just tell me how long I have left!

Just how heavily do you drink/smoke? Any history of heart disease in your family? How often do you exercise?

I'd say a long time yet.

ScumLord

davet82 wrote: »

oh bollix is the Y2K bug back?

And this time, it's terminal.

chin_grin

ScumLord wrote: »

And this time, it's terminal.

<snorts>

"..and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory...hello?...hello?"

Duggy747

I'm just waiting for a cult to do a mass suicide pact.

Maybe I should start one and capitalise on this doom & gloom market.

Kolido

nbar12 wrote: »

Hey so everyone knows the world is going to end on the 21st December 2012! Less than 6 months away people! Just wondering if anyone has any major plans before the world ends? :pac:

I bet you 20 quid it will not.

chin_grin

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'm just waiting for a cult to do a mass suicide pact.

Maybe I should start one and capitalise on this doom & gloom market.

....damn your ninja edit! Was about to suggest, but not in that way...Yesss 'capitalise'....cof.

Duggy747

chin_grin wrote: »

....damn your ninja edit! Was about to suggest, but not in that way...Yesss 'capitalise'....cof.

It's a cut-throat business, ya gotta be quick :pac:

Nothingbetter2d

quick everyone patch their pc's again

Sindri

donalg1 wrote: »

Thanks for that was just about to say the same thing, this should be stickied now to stop all the other world is ending threads come December.

It (the Mayan calendar) doesn't take into account Leap years, no, but the current baktun (cycle in the Mayan calendar) does indeed actually end on the 21st of December 2012. The Mayan date on the 20th of this year will be 12.19.19.17.19 and the next day, the 21st it will be 13.0.0.0.0.

They don't actually say the world will end, rather it's the beginning of a new baktun, a new era and this Mayan calendar (the Long Count) is a linear calendar so could continue on indefinitely.

Nothingbetter2d

y2.012k bug results in an indian calling you to tell you, that you have a virus on your pc

Father Damo

nbar12 wrote: »

I have scientific proof that it will end! Di jong wi meow wong the leader of North Korea plans to send 6 nuclear missiles across the world. He has not yet chosen what countries will be hit. It is rumoured that he will do a raffle of the countries of the world to see who are the lucky ones.

TBH the only way anything could happen is a nut like him deciding to take advantage of the date. Mentally ill leaders have a bit of form for belief in the paranormal and such.

Yakult

Funny how like a year and half before the date everyone is talking about it, trending and so on.

Now its six months away and I haven't heard **** about it for ages. Suppose all the fools who believe something will happen have gone hiding to survive or onto a new whacky belief.

bijou

I prefer to believe this https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/386463_203250389766243_243149161_n.jpg

cartell_best

I can't wait for the most spectacular fireworks display ever seen!

JohnMarston

nbar12 wrote: »

I have scientific proof that it will end! Di jong wi meow wong the leader of North Korea plans to send 6 nuclear missiles across the world. He has not yet chosen what countries will be hit. It is rumoured that he will do a raffle of the countries of the world to see who are the lucky ones.

Thats why we have Jack Bauer

chin_grin

JohnMarston wrote: »

Thats why we have Jack Bauer

Relevant. :pac:

Thrill

nbar12 wrote: »

Just wondering if anyone has any major plans before the world ends?

Hope to have the house painted by then. Maybe do the garden up a bit also. So much to do, so little time.

donalg1

Sindri wrote: »

It (the Mayan calendar) doesn't take into account Leap years, no, but the current baktun (cycle in the Mayan calendar) does indeed actually end on the 21st of December 2012. The Mayan date on the 20th of this year will be 12.19.19.17.19 and the next day, the 21st it will be 13.0.0.0.0.

They don't actually say the world will end, rather it's the beginning of a new baktun, a new era and this Mayan calendar (the Long Count) is a linear calendar so could continue on indefinitely.

Look my way is far easier to understand so we will just go with that ok and assume the world isnt going to end. If it does end I will come straight back here and declare to everyone that I was wrong and you were right.

Sindri

donalg1 wrote: »

Look my way is far easier to understand so we will just go with that ok and assume the world isnt going to end. If it does end I will come straight back here and declare to everyone that I was wrong and you were right.

Sindri wrote: »

It (the Mayan calendar) doesn't take into account Leap years, no, but the current baktun (cycle in the Mayan calendar) does indeed actually end on the 21st of December 2012. The Mayan date on the 20th of this year will be 12.19.19.17.19 and the next day, the 21st it will be 13.0.0.0.0.

They don't actually say the world will end, rather it's the beginning of a new baktun, a new era and this Mayan calendar (the Long Count) is a linear calendar so could continue on indefinitely.

I never said the world would end I said the baktun ends.

donalg1

Sindri wrote: »

I never said the world would end I said the baktun ends.

My bad

sheesh

planning to be putting in my new hedge around then hope i get it finished in time..

Last one was killed by the 2 bad winters we had and I still haven't gotten round to digging the old one out. winter is the best time to plant trees as they are dormant

Abi

I'd so laugh at you guys if a load of shít from the film 2012 starts happening.


Well.. laugh and cry.

bijou

Abi wrote: »

I'd so laugh at you guys if a load of shít from the film 2012 starts happening.


Well.. laugh and cry.

Hahaha from the film 2012:::::

"You'd have to keep a thing like this
under wraps. I mean, just think about it, okay?

First, the stock market would go.
Then the economy, boom!
The dollar, boom!
And then pandemonium in the streets.
War, genocide, boom, boom, boom!"

Makes you wonder......

Baneblade

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

y2.012k bug results in an indian calling you to tell you, that you have a virus on your pc

no they are trying to save us from it and all we do is laugh and mock them. we're doomed

Why the hell did I give up smoking?

PizzamanIRL

I hate to imagine how traumatised people who truly believe it's gonna end will be.

sebastianlieken

Sindri wrote: »

Mayan calendar didn't take into account Leap years...

well if they can predict the end of the world, i'm sure they'll have predicted that we'd be using leap years and factored accordingly.

Brendog

Sindri wrote: »

Mayan calendar didn't take into account Leap years...

True. Technically the world should've ended August 2011.