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  • 30-05-2012 2:26am
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭ Daithi 1


    alright folks, i need ur help here. you have a friend who stays at ur house with his girlfriend, they get up the next morn. and say sorry, i need to do laundry, i peed the bed, the girl says, yea, i did too. Im having a hard time even trying to explain this. So we let it go, we threw away the mattress, bought a new one, and wash all the sheets and comforter. We had a party last night and they were invited, stupid us let them stay over because we were all wrecked at 3am. So this morning we were in the garage cleaning up and he comes down with the sheets and comforter under his arm and says sorry dude. WTF we freaked out, like, you gotta buy us a new mattress, he was like, oh, i'll replace the sheets and took them to his car. He needs to buy us a new mattress, WTF I dont know what to do here, help me out. The only reason they were invited again is cos we like the girlfriend, not him. Totally upset~Shirley


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 Samich


    Shockin'


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,625 Stuck Cone


    I dont even...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,911 aN.Droid


    Blast em with p...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 im invisible


    You cant be serious


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,921 ✭✭✭✭ Buttonftw


    lyk if u cri evry tym <3


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,221 BluesBerry


    Thank god he didnt sh1t the bed


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,232 ✭✭✭ massdebater


    OP, that's a sheet story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,866 ✭✭✭✭ January


    Bet it wasn't piss...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭ abouttobebanned


    January wrote: »
    Bet it wasn't piss...

    Exactly.
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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,427 ✭✭✭ FearDark


    From xxX~BEBO STUNNAZ~Xxx


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,380 geeky


    Urolagnia

    That is all.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭ --Kaiser--


    I find posts written by people with such low levels of literacy impossible to read. Honestly it might as well be in cyrillic


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,033 ✭✭✭ D.Q


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    I find posts written by people with such low levels of literacy impossible to read. Honestly it might as well be in cyrillic

    Trying to read it has actually annoyed me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,961 ✭✭✭✭ boneyarsebogman


    ......

    Someone peed themselves. Something about a party. A mattress. Cleaning the garage.

    ......

    And that's all I got.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭ Faolchu


    January wrote: »
    Bet it wasn't piss...

    think its a bit late for that no?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭ Brendog


    I'm going to take some laxatives to get that post out of my system


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,668 ✭✭✭ Frynge


    geeky wrote: »
    Urolagnia

    That is all.
    Ricky Martin - Puerto Rican Singer. Gave an interview with Blender Magazine in which he stated that he enjoyed "Golden Showers

    I think we need a new tread


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