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  • 30-05-2012 2:26am
    Registered Users Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭ Daithi 1

    alright folks, i need ur help here. you have a friend who stays at ur house with his girlfriend, they get up the next morn. and say sorry, i need to do laundry, i peed the bed, the girl says, yea, i did too. Im having a hard time even trying to explain this. So we let it go, we threw away the mattress, bought a new one, and wash all the sheets and comforter. We had a party last night and they were invited, stupid us let them stay over because we were all wrecked at 3am. So this morning we were in the garage cleaning up and he comes down with the sheets and comforter under his arm and says sorry dude. WTF we freaked out, like, you gotta buy us a new mattress, he was like, oh, i'll replace the sheets and took them to his car. He needs to buy us a new mattress, WTF I dont know what to do here, help me out. The only reason they were invited again is cos we like the girlfriend, not him. Totally upset~Shirley


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 Samich


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,625 Stuck Cone

    I dont even...

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,911 aN.Droid

    Blast em with p...

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 im invisible

    You cant be serious

  • Registered Users Posts: 25,921 ✭✭✭✭ Buttonftw

    lyk if u cri evry tym <3

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,221 BluesBerry

    Thank god he didnt sh1t the bed

  • Registered Users Posts: 2,232 ✭✭✭ massdebater

    OP, that's a sheet story.

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,866 ✭✭✭✭ January

    Bet it wasn't piss...

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭ abouttobebanned

    January wrote: »
    Bet it wasn't piss...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,427 ✭✭✭ FearDark

    From xxX~BEBO STUNNAZ~Xxx

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,380 geeky


    That is all.

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭ --Kaiser--

    I find posts written by people with such low levels of literacy impossible to read. Honestly it might as well be in cyrillic

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,033 ✭✭✭ D.Q

    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    I find posts written by people with such low levels of literacy impossible to read. Honestly it might as well be in cyrillic

    Trying to read it has actually annoyed me.

  • Registered Users Posts: 26,961 ✭✭✭✭ boneyarsebogman


    Someone peed themselves. Something about a party. A mattress. Cleaning the garage.


    And that's all I got.

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭ Faolchu

    January wrote: »
    Bet it wasn't piss...

    think its a bit late for that no?

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭ Brendog

    I'm going to take some laxatives to get that post out of my system

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,668 ✭✭✭ Frynge

    geeky wrote: »

    That is all.
    Ricky Martin - Puerto Rican Singer. Gave an interview with Blender Magazine in which he stated that he enjoyed "Golden Showers

    I think we need a new tread