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Is Atheism an Ice Cream?

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    #32
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Kivaro wrote: »
    Get back on topic or the thread will be closed.

    Yes, Atheism is like a box of chocolates.

    Such censorship by closed minded atheists they may close our threads but they may never steal our minds. I hope that one day you see the light an accept Vanilla as the one true flavour of everything.


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    #33
    Oranage2
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    If this this parody I shall kill myself, I no longer want to live in a world giberish is considered parody!


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    #34
    ShooterSF
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    All hail Vanilla! Anything else is an abomination and a slight to all mighty pod.


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    #35
    endacl
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    Oranage2 wrote: »
    If this this parody I shall kill myself, I no longer want to live in a world giberish is considered parody!
    Eh?


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    #36
    ShooterSF
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    Oranage2 wrote: »
    If this this parody I shall kill myself, I no longer want to live in a world giberish is considered parody!

    Don't worry we weren't including your previous post as part of the parody.


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    #37
    endacl
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    Somebody should tell Jaysusnut. He'd be good on here...


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    #38
    guitarzero
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    In fact, to quote Forrest Gump himself "Ice cream is like atheism, you nev...er ehm.......


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    #39
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    All hail Vanilla! Anything else is an abomination and a slight to all mighty pod.

    Why does it have to be Vanilla?
    Why is god always depicted as white (in the movies and pictures I've seen of HIM)?
    Typical white=good nonsense.

    We should give the other colors a chance.
    How about Chocolate ice-cream?
    Give the 'coloured' gods a chance. (That might not be politically correct).


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    #40
    Turtwig
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    Kivaro wrote: »
    Why does it have to be Vanilla?

    Because the Universe before it was patched with Eden and The fall was Vanilla.


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    #41
    endacl
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    Could actually be something in this. A valhalla/vanilla link perhaps? Where all the good vikings were granted eternal vanilla? And all the bad ones got frozen yogurt?


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    #42
    endacl
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    Also, if post-count-wise we do this again 10 more times we'll have caught up with the non-parody, and ice cream will have won.

    Not sure what, but something may be demonstrated....


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    #43
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Kivaro wrote: »
    Why does it have to be Vanilla?
    Why is god always depicted as white (in the movies and pictures I've seen of HIM)?
    Typical white=good nonsense.

    We should give the other colors a chance.
    How about Chocolate ice-cream?
    Give the 'coloured' gods a chance. (That might not be politically correct).

    Oh yeah play the race card :p I'm atheist, I only like vanilla ice cream so I want that link even if it is irrelevant!


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    #44
    Turtwig
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    endacl wrote: »
    Also, if post-count-wise we do this again 10 more times we'll have caught up with the non-parody, and ice cream will have won.

    Not sure what, but something may be demonstrated....

    It's all about quality not quantity but Jelly and Vanilla must win for there to be a balance in the Universe.


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    #45
    endacl
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    Jernal wrote: »
    endacl wrote: »
    Also, if post-count-wise we do this again 10 more times we'll have caught up with the non-parody, and ice cream will have won.

    Not sure what, but something may be demonstrated....

    It's all about quality not quantity but Jelly and Vanilla must win for there to be a balance in the Universe.
    Game on.


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    #46
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    endacl wrote: »
    Game on.

    :confused:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7pv7sO5Gng



    Holy Vanilla no! That's terrible!!


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    #47
    joseph brand
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    Kivaro wrote: »
    Why does it have to be Vanilla?
    Why is god always depicted as white (in the movies and pictures I've seen of HIM)?
    Typical white=good nonsense.

    We should give the other colors a chance.
    How about Chocolate ice-cream?
    Give the 'coloured' gods a chance. (That might not be politically correct).

    Chocolate is far too zany to be a metaphor for religion. Vanilla is plain and commonplace. Mass never had tropical flavours or sprinkles. No excitement, just dull plainness. Much akin to Rich Tea, or Morning Coffee biscuits.


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    #48
    ShooterSF
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    joseph brand wrote: »
    Chocolate is far too zany to be a metaphor for religion. Vanilla is plain and commonplace. Mass never had tropical flavours or sprinkles. No excitement, just dull plainness. Much akin to Rich Tea, or Morning Coffee biscuits.

    Don't you dare come in here running your mouth off about rich tea biscuits. You leave the poor things out of this. You hear me!! :mad:

    :pac:(just in case)


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    #49
    endacl
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    ShooterSF wrote: »
    joseph brand wrote: »
    Chocolate is far too zany to be a metaphor for religion. Vanilla is plain and commonplace. Mass never had tropical flavours or sprinkles. No excitement, just dull plainness. Much akin to Rich Tea, or Morning Coffee biscuits.

    Don't you dare come in here running your mouth off about rich tea biscuits. You leave the poor things out of this. You hear me!! :mad:

    :pac:(just in case)
    Blessed are the rich in tea, for they will something something mumble crumbs.


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    #50
    Blackhorse Slim
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    Atheists have no ice cream, just a dry wafer cone. They are happy to eat the cone, even though some of them would like to have ice cream.



    Theists also have no ice cream, but they believe do, even though they can't see, hear, smell or taste the ice cream. And they have been known to kill each other over what flavour it is.

    Pascal knows he doesn't have any ice cream either, but he really likes ice cream, so he is willing to pretend there is ice cream just in case.

    Buddhists don't care whether they have ice cream or not, they eat it anyway. It tastes yellow.


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    #51
    MagicMarker
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    I'm sorry, I see no conclusive evidence that atheism is an ice cream so I shall have to remain atheistic in my position towards to proposition that atheism is an ice cream.


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    #52
    Sonics2k
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    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I'm sorry, I see no conclusive evidence that atheism is an ice cream so I shall have to remain atheistic in my position towards to proposition that atheism is an ice cream.

    Such a militant response :pac:


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    #53
    Sarky
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    Where does frozen yoghurt fit into all this? That's what I want to know.


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    #54
    Doctor DooM
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    Sarky wrote: »
    Where does frozen yoghurt fit into all this? That's what I want to know.

    That's L Ron Hubbard's ice cream.


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    #55
    Coriolanus
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    Jernal wrote: »
    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Is ice cream an atheism?

    Strictly speaking Ice Cream isn't alive (although some would dispute that!) but it would be an atheist because it doesn't believe in God. However whether or not it's an atheism is a little more perplexing and we have to get pensieve out on that one. . .
    So... by that logic, for at least three days, Jesus was an atheist. /mindblown


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    #56
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Coriolanus wrote: »
    Jernal wrote: »
    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Is ice cream an atheism?

    Strictly speaking Ice Cream isn't alive (although some would dispute that!) but it would be an atheist because it doesn't believe in God. However whether or not it's an atheism is a little more perplexing and we have to get pensieve out on that one. . .
    So... by that logic, for at least three days, Jesus was an atheist. /mindblown

    Well then this will absolutely blow your mind : God is technically an atheist!


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    #57
    Daftendirekt
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    Strange thread is strange.

    And now I want a Cornetto.


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    #58
    Doctor DooM
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    Daftendirekt wrote: »
    Strange thread is strange.

    And now I want a Cornetto.

    See?

    Every atheist secretly wants ice cream.


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    #59
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Doctor DooM wrote: »
    Daftendirekt wrote: »
    Strange thread is strange.

    And now I want a Cornetto.

    See?

    Every atheist secretly wants ice cream.
    except those who are lactose intolerant. Reckon we should cull those?


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    #60
    Doctor DooM
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    Jernal wrote: »
    except those who are lactose intolerant. Reckon we should cull those?

    No, they have to control their evil desires, they were given a special challenge by Jesus.


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    #61
    Improbable
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    What does this mean for those of us that make our own ice cream?


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