Who's on the juice tonight?

insanity50

Had two pints with my lunch at work.

Have a taste for it now.

Have sent out the group texts and the lads will be around at 6ish with the slabs and the spirits.

Gonna go for six cans myself and half a litre of the beloved captain.

Was sober for the past three and a half weeks so making it a good one tonight.

Will bust into some games of COD, then watch the liverpool match. then finish off out drinks and head to the pub and then club!!
Gonna be a great one!

Anyone else on the lash?

xzanti

It's Tuesday... so no.

AnonoBoy

insanity50 wrote: »

Anyone else on the lash?

No. You're the only one.

Be sure to post every fifteen minutes so we can all know how much fun you're having.

Thanks.

chin_grin

Fallin' off the wagon eh?

How many interventions do you need?

Bummer1234

insanity50 wrote: »

Had two pints with my lunch at work.

Have a taste for it now.

Have sent out the group texts and the lads will be around at 6ish with the slabs and the spirits.

Gonna go for six cans myself and half a litre of the beloved captain.

Was sober for the past three and a half weeks so making it a good one tonight.

Will bust into some games of COD, then watch the liverpool match. then finish off out drinks and head to the pub and then club!!
Gonna be a great one!

Anyone else on the lash?

No plans of heading to work tomorrow?

davet82

insanity50 wrote: »

Had two pints with my lunch at work.

Have a taste for it now.

Have sent out the group texts and the lads will be around at 6ish with the slabs and the spirits.

Gonna go for six cans myself and half a litre of the beloved captain.

Was sober for the past three and a half weeks so making it a good one tonight.

Will bust into some games of COD, then watch the liverpool match. then finish off out drinks and head to the pub and then club!!
Gonna be a great one!

Anyone else on the lash?

FU :P

Shryke

You haven't drank in almost a month and you think you're going to be doing anything after half a litre of rum and a load of cans? And it's Tuesday man. Have a good time making an absolute state of yourself, just don't make a hangover thread tomorrow.

Lionel Messy

The juice? That's steroids, bro.

Superbus

Juice? Yes please, I'll take a glass of apple.

You're so cool and edgy OP. Drinking on a Tuesday!
I wish I could be more like you.

Be sure to spend tomorrow morning moaning in work at everyone about how you're dying

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

A lot of negative vibes coming from jealous sounding people around here. Don't mind them. Tuesday binge drinking isn't for me either (not tonight anyway) but that doesn't mean its inherently wrong.

Enjoy your pissup mate!

Jesus juice.

Yeah, I know your score.

c_man

Shryke wrote: »

And it's Tuesday man.

Not everybody works 'regular' days. Godspeed OP, you have our hopes and dreams riding with you.

SteoL

bluewolf wrote: »

You're so cool and edgy OP. Drinking on a Tuesday!
I wish I could be more like you.

Be sure to spend tomorrow morning moaning in work at everyone about how you're dying

You forgot updating us boardsies on said hangover.

im invisible

I got my, eh, 'wages' today, so might head over to one of the lads with a few bottles, and i don't have to worry about work in the morning either

ejmaztec

Lionel Messy wrote: »

The juice? That's steroids, bro.

I thought it was sticking your finger in a light socket?

aaronjumper

It's a bit early. I usually let the sun go down first. Usually.

Spunge

Why would i take steroids on a tuesday

the keen edge

Is this the same guy who posts here occasionally, the friendly one with the raging alcoholism?

foxyboxer

I might buy the paper out of boredom.

Then head in for a pint to read it. Just the one....maybe two.

Then after two, I'll think "Hey, you haven't read the business section"
So I'll get another pint, then the Liverpool match will come on.
Then I'll think, "you've nothing else to do, may as well watch the match" with another pint.

Then the first half will be crap, but I'll say "You've watched the first half, nmight as well give it a chance" with another pint.

After the match, I'll say "I never read those article properly in the paper" and just glaze at them while finishing another pint.

Then I'll swear I'll never drink again.

Sound familiar?

leggo

Em, the OP actually seems to have a drinking problem. So that kinda kills the mood of the thread.

Sorry to hear you fell off the wagon dude. Tomorrow's a new day.

AnonoBoy

leggo wrote: »

Em, the OP actually seems to have a drinking problem. So that kinda kills the mood of the thread.

Sorry to hear you fell off the wagon dude. Tomorrow's a new day.

He wanted to give it up and did for a while - not sure if that counts as a problem.

leggo

Fairy muff you must know him better than I do, just thought the first post was a bit strange so had a nose and found that. Not really right slagging the guy off if it's a problem.

AnonoBoy

leggo wrote: »

Fairy muff you must know him better than I do, just thought the first post was a bit strange so had a nose and found that. Not really right slagging the guy off if it's a problem.

Well if he chooses to post on here about how deadly he is cause he's having pints on a Tuesday then it's his lookout. It's not like he was totally hammered starting the thread.

the keen edge

AnonoBoy wrote: »

He wanted to give it up and did for a while - not sure if that counts as a problem.

I'm certain that this is the same guy, using a different account, that use to post here about drinking 24 cans, half a bottle of the captain(his phrase)then heading to the boozer for another 8 pints couple of more captains and then on to the nightclub where he would exclusively drink captains.

The sad thing was he'd post this, genuinely without any hint of bravado, seemly thinking this level of drinking wasn't too excessive.

I'm pretty sure its the same fella.

Immaculate Pasta

I bet the OP won't remember starting this thread tomorrow

:cool:

Lionel Messy

This is sad.

Logical Fallacy

insanity50 wrote: »

Was sober for the past three and a half weeks so making it a good one tonight.

Wow.

Some accomplishment, looking forward to the movie.

pc7

the keen edge wrote: »

I'm certain that this is the same guy, using a different account, that use to post here about drinking 24 cans, half a bottle of the captain(his phrase)then heading to the boozer for another 8 pints couple of more captains and then on to the nightclub where he would exclusively drink captains.
I'm pretty sure its the same fella.

Is that the same guy who used to drink all day Sunday with his kids there? Then his wife/girlfriend was with some other guy at a party? (or am I mixing up the dudes with drink issues?)

Mr Simpson

Im more worried by the fact the OP said he had two pints at lunch from work but seems to be a Medical Student on placement

the keen edge

pc7 wrote: »

Is that the same guy who used to drink all day Sunday with his kids there? Then his wife/girlfriend was with some other guy at a party? (or am I mixing up the dudes with drink issues?)

Not sure, I think he did have a kid alright.

It should be pointed out they may be different posters, I'm only speculating!

The thing about the posts wasn't that the guy was in denial; rather the lack of awareness of the crazy amount of booze he was necking. The other similarity between this OP here and the other fella was that all the mates were hard on the booze was well.

Fulton Crown

the keen edge wrote: »

I'm certain that this is the same guy, using a different account, that use to post here about drinking 24 cans, half a bottle of the captain(his phrase)then heading to the boozer for another 8 pints couple of more captains and then on to the nightclub where he would exclusively drink captains.

The sad thing was he'd post this, genuinely without any hint of bravado, seemly thinking this level of drinking wasn't too excessive.

I'm pretty sure its the same fella.

No that was the chappie from Foxford who used to boast about packing his bell end in crushed ice before heading out on the lash...remember him...hilarious.

Said it made him "last longer "

EdenHazard

insanity50 wrote: »

Had two pints with my lunch at work.

Have a taste for it now.

Have sent out the group texts and the lads will be around at 6ish with the slabs and the spirits.

Gonna go for six cans myself and half a litre of the beloved captain.

Was sober for the past three and a half weeks so making it a good one tonight.

Will bust into some games of COD, then watch the liverpool match. then finish off out drinks and head to the pub and then club!!
Gonna be a great one!

Anyone else on the lash?

Oh i'm so impressed, tell me more about your willpower.

Born to Die

EdenHazard wrote: »

Oh i'm so impressed, tell me more about your willpower.

I can't quite put my finger on it, but there is something about you that annoys me.

When it comes to me I'll let you know.

EdenHazard

You know, that's not even the first time I've heard that today. Beats me

donegal_road

insanity50 wrote: »

Had two pints with my lunch at work.

Have a taste for it now.

Have sent out the group texts and the lads will be around at 6ish with the slabs and the spirits.

Gonna go for six cans myself and half a litre of the beloved captain.

Was sober for the past three and a half weeks so making it a good one tonight.

Will bust into some games of COD, then watch the liverpool match. then finish off out drinks and head to the pub and then club!!
Gonna be a great one!

Anyone else on the lash?

I couldn't do it,... or at least I haven't tried in over 20 years!

UglyBolloxFace

insanity50 wrote: »

Had two pints with my lunch at work.

Have a taste for it now.

Have sent out the group texts and the lads will be around at 6ish with the slabs and the spirits.

Gonna go for six cans myself and half a litre of the beloved captain.

Was sober for the past three and a half weeks so making it a good one tonight.

Will bust into some games of COD, then watch the liverpool match. then finish off out drinks and head to the pub and then club!!
Gonna be a great one!

Anyone else on the lash?

Translation: "I'm getting hammered on me own tonight".

the groutch

insanity50 wrote: »

Had two pints with my lunch at work.

and people are wondering why this country is in such a mess

admiralofthefleet

xzanti wrote: »

It's Tuesday... so no.

monday used to be a big piss up day for me 'the monday club' as its called. when there was a bank holiday it became the tuesday club. people who work in pubs and food and taxi men start their weekend today

toexpress

It's Tuesday ... Desperate Housewives ... am on the red

KTRIC

Would love a bottle to look at the end of this evening.

toexpress

KTRIC wrote: »

Would love a bottle to look at the end of this evening.

Pop round I can give you my empty

Dr.Strange

How dare you OP?

I'm filled with righteous contempt for you.

Micky Dolenz

I'm never drinking again, ever.

luckyfrank

Bit of a dipso drinkin on a tuesday mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKVVDAKi_d4

Hank Scorpio

Harsh things being said ITT

TerrorFirmer

Sounds like a great night to me - nothing beats a few drinks with a few friends playing the likes of COD or Halo. That said though, a few cans and a half bottle of Captain Morgan is a lot considering you're heading out afterwards, wouldn't be that bad if you were staying in. I've made that mistake a few times, drinking a half bottle of vodka before heading out, only to end up drinking double vodkas with red bull upon arriving at the club. Not cool. I usually do my drinking or heading out on a Tuesday, since I'm always off Wednesday. Dunno about everywhere else, but Galway's busy pretty much all of the time.

davet82

insanity50 wrote: »

Had two pints with my lunch at work.

Have a taste for it now.

Have sent out the group texts and the lads will be around at 6ish with the slabs and the spirits.

Gonna go for six cans myself and half a litre of the beloved captain.

Was sober for the past three and a half weeks so making it a good one tonight.

Will bust into some games of COD, then watch the liverpool match. then finish off out drinks and head to the pub and then club!!
Gonna be a great one!

Anyone else on the lash?

hows the head?

Hope you are dying

insanity50

Absolutely in ribbons now.

In work sick as a dog.
Great night though from what I can remember, it was a bit of a blur after we left the house.

The captain went down a treat especially since I hadn't had a taste of him in nearly four weeks.

Had a couple of captains in the club as well and they really sent me over the edge.
Mix it with club orange for anyone who has never tried it, tastes delicious, like a super split.

I will probably have to try and give up the sauce again though, kinda disappointed I fell off the wagon yesterday but just had a hunger for it that wouldn't go away.

Feel like absolute sh*te now today. Thankfully the office has been quiet so far, hasn't been too many patients in so far. If I haven't perked up by lunchtime i'll go for a bulmers to cure me. There's a taco chip just sitting in my stomach and I'd be willing to lay a few quid on which end of me it's going to come out of!!!!

Immaculate Pasta

insanity50 wrote: »

Absolutely in ribbons now.

In work sick as a dog.
Great night though from what I can remember, it was a bit of a blur after we left the house.

The captain went down a treat especially since I hadn't had a taste of him in nearly four weeks.

Had a couple of captains in the club as well and they really sent me over the edge.
Mix it with club orange for anyone who has never tried it, tastes delicious, like a super split.

I will probably have to try and give up the sauce again though, kinda disappointed I fell off the wagon yesterday but just had a hunger for it that wouldn't go away.

Feel like absolute sh*te now today. Thankfully the office has been quiet so far, hasn't been too many patients in so far. If I haven't perked up by lunchtime i'll go for a bulmers to cure me. There's a taco chip just sitting in my stomach and I'd be willing to lay a few quid on which end of me it's going to come out of!!!!

Well done.

EdenHazard

insanity50 wrote: »

Absolutely in ribbons now.

In work sick as a dog.
Great night though from what I can remember, it was a bit of a blur after we left the house.

The captain went down a treat especially since I hadn't had a taste of him in nearly four weeks.

Had a couple of captains in the club as well and they really sent me over the edge.
Mix it with club orange for anyone who has never tried it, tastes delicious, like a super split.

I will probably have to try and give up the sauce again though, kinda disappointed I fell off the wagon yesterday but just had a hunger for it that wouldn't go away.

Feel like absolute sh*te now today. Thankfully the office has been quiet so far, hasn't been too many patients in so far. If I haven't perked up by lunchtime i'll go for a bulmers to cure me. There's a taco chip just sitting in my stomach and I'd be willing to lay a few quid on which end of me it's going to come out of!!!!

Oh you arrive into work with a hangover? Tell me more about your long term prospects....