The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*

Damien360

bnt wrote: »

You know, I didn't go to school in Ireland, so I missed all this ... :eek:

Don't remember that. Hell we didn't get a sex education. Mother handed me a book and told me to read it.

The only video we saw in school was about AIDS. It had loads of videos of peoples Bell ends coming with it appearing very yellow. No instruction on condoms of course.

bnt

Back with our regularly-scheduled programming, the Journal of Acute Medicine published an article entitled "Scrotum incarceration with nine galvanized iron rings: An unusual case report". There are "before", "during" and "after" pictures on the "images" tab. Ow. Hydraulic bolt cutters were required.

Virtanen

Finn Harps player Kevin McHugh had a wee bit of an accident yesterday:

https://twitter.com/KevinMcHugh10/status/783709147552448512

gctest50

too nopey not to share :

I changed a couples boiler back in Jan from gravity sytem to sealed combination.

I was up in the loft removing the cold water storage tank, when I found this...a very dead rat in the [attic tank].

They'd been brushing their teeth and bathing with the fella for a long time.

I vacumed him up, he was like sludge.

pic of same dearly departed :

http://i.imgur.com/l5ketTO.jpg

Paddy Cow

gctest50 wrote: »

too nopey not to share :





pic of same dearly departed :

*vomit smilie*

The only thing worse than that, is the case where the girl fell into a water tank in a hotel and the guests started complaining about the water smelling and tasting funny. She wasn't found for a week :eek:

learn_more

bnt wrote: »

You know, I didn't go to school in Ireland, so I missed all this ... :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD8i4GICuyw

She starts off... "in the first of our sessions....". I tough she was going to do live demonstration :eek:

osarusan

Great white shark breaks into cage with cage diver.

SolvableKnave

bnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU

Stigura

I'll just leave this here .....

Atoms for Peace

RasTa

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/24/australia-giant-spider-mouse-carry-horrifying-impressive

snow scorpion

Mod note: This is sooo much better suited to the Nope thread that I'm going to move it.

New Home

New Home

osarusan

Don't know if this is true or has been filtered or whatever, but if it's true, it's scary.

Fr_Dougal

^^^
Both dead.

Paddy Cow

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

^^^
Both dead.

^^^^ one likely a lot younger than the other. Said as someone who gave themselves smoking induced asthma. The asthma can be pretty bad at times and I've ended up in A&E but at least it wasn't lung cancer or emphasima, which is pretty much a painful drawn out death sentence. It's no joke gasping for air and not being able to breath. It fells like you are being suffocated.

osarusan

'Never again', said he.

Toots

^^
That's why you never give a dog chocolate.

ScrubsfanChris

Toots wrote: »

^^
That's why you never give a dog chocolate.

True. Might have sneaked a chocolate cake while no one was looking. The dog was probably given something like ipecac.

Mr Magnolia

Just a heads-up to any dog owners. ^^^That dog's vomiting would have been induced to get it out of its system before it killed him/her^^^

They don't vomit natural after chocolate ingestion and enough chocolate can leave them very sick or kill them. It depends on the volume of chocolate relative to the dogs size. The type of chocolate influences, cooking chocolate is much more dangerous for them. Take care of your pooch!

glynf

Capt'n Midnight

osarusan wrote: »

'Never again', said he.

http://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dog-being-sick.jpg

Perhaps it was this stuff

Charlie-Bravo

Dairy Milk Vegemite?! NOPE!


rong on every level.

sammyjo90

Marmite brought out a choccy bar a few years back, the after taste..my god it was horrible. and i love the stuff!

d31b0y

Marmite / vegimite

bnt

A Russian fisherman has been tweeting pictures of the deep sea creatures he's been catching ...




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TerrorFirmer

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

^^^
Both dead.

Actually, those displays are normally pig lungs, not human lungs...though yes, both still dead!

Capt'n Midnight

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Actually, those displays are normally pig lungs, not human lungs...though yes, both still dead!

But that would mean the pig on the right would have to have been over 18 years old to buy cigarettes