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    #32
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    a nudist GAA match;)
    *shudders*


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    #33
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    *shudders*

    depends who is playing... a team of kelly brooks vs a team of georgia salpas wouldnt be too bad :)


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    #34
    wilson10
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    Not apart from letting the towel slip on Bettystown beach once.

    Does that count?


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    #35
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    wilson10 wrote: »
    Not apart from letting the towel slip on Bettystown beach once.

    Does that count?

    yes it does and you've also broken the law!! I've sent screen shot of your post to Bettystown garda station... if it hasnt been closed down already :)


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    #36
    jsd1004
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭jsd1004


    SouthTippBass wrote: »
    Yep, was on one for the first time in the Canaries last year. Yep, whipped off the shorts as well. And sure why not? It was a bit of a surreal feeling, walking down the beach in the middle of the day in the nip. I would recommend it to anybody whos curious though, just go for it! :D

    I was lucky enough to live near one near Nerja in the south of spain (Playa Catarrijan). Uber cool. Brought my mother there..thankfully we kept our kit on. Snorkelling in the nude is cool especially when you duck dive and you know everyone on the beach can see your willy flapping about.

    I quote
    "You won’t regret the hassle or the expense: the two shingle bays are protected by vertiginous cliffs and the sea is Caribbean clear. The first beach has sunshades, sunbeds, showers, two restaurants, and tends to be a naturist-textile mix, while the second is wilder, stonier and nuder. The far end near the cliffs is where gay nudists mostly hang out."

    Just noticed why i might have been getting a bit more attention at the far end when i went for a stroll.


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    #37
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    jsd1004 wrote: »
    Brought my mother there..thankfully we kept our kit on.


    :pac:


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    #38
    kylith
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    Yeah, off of Ibiza a few years ago. I went with a friend and everyone was staring at her cos she wouldn't take her top off (because she was afraid of people staring at her, ironically enough).

    It's an odd feeling, swimming with your boobs floating around.


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    #39
    jsd1004
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭jsd1004


    kylith wrote: »
    Yeah, off of Ibiza a few years ago. I went with a friend and everyone was staring at her cos she wouldn't take her top off (because she was afraid of people staring at her, ironically enough).

    It's an odd feeling, swimming with your boobs floating around.

    My experience is the complete opposite. There is no pressure to go nudist. You often see clothed and nude people together on the beach ,as in people who know each other. Its like any beach people do not stare unless there is a reason..maybe she is very pretty anyway. I brought a male friend who is quite bashful and he kept his trunks on but as usual i topped up the tan on my nuts.


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    #40
    kylith
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    jsd1004 wrote: »
    My experience is the complete opposite. There is no pressure to go nudist. You often see clothed and nude people together on the beach ,as in people who know each other. Its like any beach people do not stare unless there is a reason..maybe she is very pretty anyway. I brought a male friend who is quite bashful and he kept his trunks on but as usual i topped up the tan on my nuts.
    Maybe they were staring because she was making a fuss about it, my entire memory of that holiday is a bit of a sangria blur. It wouldn't have been because of her stunning good looks anyway, she's certainly not unattractive, but no model either; about average.


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    #41
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    no :P


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    #42
    recylingbin
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    I get boner lokk at hot chick.
    this never happen on nude beach.
    make of what you will.


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    #43
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    recylingbin wrote: »
    I get boner lokk at hot chick.
    this never happen on nude beach.
    make of what you will.

    Do you have a small penis like me ?
    If so your penis is scared and goes into hiding hence why no boner on beach.

    I get no boner on beach becoz this reason.
    but when I go home and look at pornography it gets so big sometimes I put a cheeseburger on the top of it and eat my dinner that way...


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    #44
    LordSutch
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    davet82 wrote: »
    Anyone ever been on one?

    *If you havent then dont post no...


    *waiting for an avalanche of no posts :D

    Bad Boy, Dirty Boy in your BED!


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    #45
    Missmiddleton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭Missmiddleton


    Not yet but it's on my bucket list.


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    #46
    Professional Griefer
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    Lets all go.


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    #47
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Ix Deadmau5 wrote: »
    Lets all go.


    Ok - however I will need to cover my penis because, em... I don't want to put anyone to any, em...eh.... Shame.. that's it.....


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    #48
    joe swanson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭joe swanson


    no. Was never at one.


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    #49
    CrazyRabbit
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    Yes. But they kicked me out. I'm not sure what they have against camcorders, but they got quite aggressive.


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    #50
    forfuxsake
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    In Bratislava and Prague and Krakow. Loved it.


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    #51
    ollaetta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,640 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    forfuxsake wrote: »
    In Bratislava and Prague and Krakow. Loved it.

    They're all about a thousand miles from the sea!!!


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    #52
    mayotom
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    davet82 wrote: »
    too cold i reckon... shrivelled mickeys everywhere wouldnt be a pretty sight :p

    29 degrees yesterday, but the water is still pretty chilly, still lots of boobies on the beach though:D


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    #53
    fungun
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    44leto wrote: »
    You sometimes come across nude sunbathers in the dunes of Dollymount and Portmarnock, if I catch them again I am telling the parish priest.

    They will be the ones reporting you if thats what you do to them!


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    #54
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    fungun wrote: »
    They will be the ones reporting you if thats what you do to them!

    Dollymount is also a wildlife sanctuary and you do get a lot of bird watchers, no kidding, they really exist, but what birds are they watching?


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    #55
    Shenshen
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    davet82 wrote: »
    Anyone ever been on one?

    *If you havent then dont post no...


    *waiting for an avalanche of no posts :D

    Yes. When I was a kid, my parents would take us on holidays to Yougoslavia, and we'd always be camping in nudist camps. It's quite normal in a lot of countries, but the Irish and the English seem to be a little funny about it.


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    #56
    Shenshen
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    ollaetta wrote: »
    They're all about a thousand miles from the sea!!!

    You do get beaches on riversides, you know?
    I'm from Germany, and learned to swim in rivers and lakes...


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    #57
    Dudess
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    No. Don't want to either.


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    #58
    Gummy Panda
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    No.

    Who wants chilly willy?


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    #59
    senorwipesalot
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    44leto wrote: »
    Dollymount is also a wildlife sanctuary and you do get a lot of bird watchers, no kidding, they really exist, but what birds are they watching?
    Blue Tits


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