Nudist beach...

davet82

Anyone ever been on one?

*If you havent then dont post no...


*waiting for an avalanche of no posts

ElleEm

Nope!

CardBordWindow

I have not.

Thrill

I haven't

Immaculate Pasta

No I haven't.

Fun thread this...

opinion guy

Done before:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73838705

JamJamJamJam

Negative

Littlehorny

Yeah i have and it was a bit cold that day right!

44leto

Yeah I stumbled on to one in the Canaries, but in my kit. It somehow reminded me of a colony of seals.

Its not for me, I sunburn to easily and the thoughts of sunburn in my nether regions scare the bejasus out of me.

WhatNowForUs?

Not Yet.
Are we starting up one?

zero19

No

Sappa

Boring thread

If you're ever unsure whether a beach is a nudist one or not just follow the old adage 'if in doubt, whip it out'.

opinion guy

To be fair - have you seen what its like outside lately ?
If you want to go around nude - good luck to you!

FatherLen

nope not once.

44leto

You sometimes come across nude sunbathers in the dunes of Dollymount and Portmarnock, if I catch them again I am telling the parish priest.

BBDBB

Yes

I walked the shore, the warm waves gently lapping at my toes as the golden sand gripped my toes. Occasionally I stood for a moment to enjoy the scenery and capture the image in my mind, the wind softly ruffling through my dark hair, the water droplets from my earlier swim dripping onto my muscular shoulders and the hot burning sun warming my nether regions and allowing me to feel comfortable with my nakedness and unity with nature..............then, eventually I had to breathe out

davet82

44leto wrote: »

You sometimes come across nude sunbathers in the dunes of Dollymount and Portmarnock

really? :eek:

and more importantly, were they female and good looking?

leviathon

Yep and oh man oh man did I not want to be on that beach

Was about 14 on holidays with the parents in france and we were just ambling along a normal beach, after a while we started to notice it was much quieter, then noticed the lack of clothing on a lot of people. Only dawned on us after about ten minutes of walking that we'd wandered into the nudist section.

Now - ordinarily to a 14 year old lad, seeing nudey lady bits everywhere would be a dream come true. But you know that awkward feeling ya got when you were watching a movie with your folks and a steamy scene came on screen - yeah, multiply that by a million.Plus it was a very hot day so I only had the lightest of shorts on - and sure at that age it'd pop up quicker than you could say boneriffic.

So I just shuffled along looking at my feet in case I saw a nice pair of bazoombas or a pertly buttocks that might cause leviathon junior to say hello.

I'm not a fan of nude beaches since then.

Sunnyisland

Was on one in Iceland, I was the only one there.

Lapin

Not yet.

44leto

davet82 wrote: »

really? :eek:

and more importantly, were they female and good looking?

They are nude so I don't look, that my friend would be impolite, I am insulted by your assumed accusation.

But yeah, some are some aren't, to be honest I just walk on by and don't bat an eyelid.

davet82

is it even legal here?

mayotom

There are one or two along the coast here, but hardly anybody on them

44leto

davet82 wrote: »

is it even legal here?

I don't think so, but in both those places they are out of the way and I come across them because they are on my walking exercise route, they really are doing no harm, so its a case of it just being ignored.

davet82

mayotom wrote: »

There are one or two along the coast here, but hardly anybody on them

too cold i reckon... shrivelled mickeys everywhere wouldnt be a pretty sight

Stiffler2

I have but I was wearing clothes because my penis is so small and I didn't want the other men to laugh at my small penis.


However this dude ran ( maybe about 50 metres ahead ) down from the beach towards the sea with his massive snake shaking everywhere.

I had to shield the missus's eyes so she wouldn't see what she's missing.
I was mortified.



Never again......

44leto

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I have but I was wearing clothes because my penis is so small and I didn't want the other men to laugh at my small penis.


However this dude ran ( maybe about 50 metres ahead ) down from the beach towards the sea with his massive snake shaking everywhere.

I had to shield the missus's eyes so she wouldn't see what she's missing.
I was mortified.



Never again......

I was skinny dipping in the Blessington lakes with a bunch of friends, someone passed a casual comment, "err what would a pike make of your willy" there was a scramble for the shore.

I really don't know the answer to that question, but it was a case of better safe then very very sorry.

OldGoat

Yes. I lived beside one for 4 years. Not as exciting as you might think.

TeddyTedson

Nope but I've been in a nudist park and a nudist GAA match;)

SouthTippBass

Yep, was on one for the first time in the Canaries last year. Yep, whipped off the shorts as well. And sure why not? It was a bit of a surreal feeling, walking down the beach in the middle of the day in the nip. I would recommend it to anybody whos curious though, just go for it!

El Weirdo

TeddyTedson wrote: »

a nudist GAA match;)

*shudders*

davet82

El Weirdo wrote: »

*shudders*

depends who is playing... a team of kelly brooks vs a team of georgia salpas wouldnt be too bad

wilson10

Not apart from letting the towel slip on Bettystown beach once.

Does that count?

davet82

wilson10 wrote: »

Not apart from letting the towel slip on Bettystown beach once.

Does that count?

yes it does and you've also broken the law!! I've sent screen shot of your post to Bettystown garda station... if it hasnt been closed down already

jsd1004

SouthTippBass wrote: »

Yep, was on one for the first time in the Canaries last year. Yep, whipped off the shorts as well. And sure why not? It was a bit of a surreal feeling, walking down the beach in the middle of the day in the nip. I would recommend it to anybody whos curious though, just go for it!

I was lucky enough to live near one near Nerja in the south of spain (Playa Catarrijan). Uber cool. Brought my mother there..thankfully we kept our kit on. Snorkelling in the nude is cool especially when you duck dive and you know everyone on the beach can see your willy flapping about.

I quote
"You won’t regret the hassle or the expense: the two shingle bays are protected by vertiginous cliffs and the sea is Caribbean clear. The first beach has sunshades, sunbeds, showers, two restaurants, and tends to be a naturist-textile mix, while the second is wilder, stonier and nuder. The far end near the cliffs is where gay nudists mostly hang out."

Just noticed why i might have been getting a bit more attention at the far end when i went for a stroll.

davet82

jsd1004 wrote: »

Brought my mother there..thankfully we kept our kit on.

:pac:

kylith

Yeah, off of Ibiza a few years ago. I went with a friend and everyone was staring at her cos she wouldn't take her top off (because she was afraid of people staring at her, ironically enough).

It's an odd feeling, swimming with your boobs floating around.

jsd1004

kylith wrote: »

Yeah, off of Ibiza a few years ago. I went with a friend and everyone was staring at her cos she wouldn't take her top off (because she was afraid of people staring at her, ironically enough).

It's an odd feeling, swimming with your boobs floating around.

My experience is the complete opposite. There is no pressure to go nudist. You often see clothed and nude people together on the beach ,as in people who know each other. Its like any beach people do not stare unless there is a reason..maybe she is very pretty anyway. I brought a male friend who is quite bashful and he kept his trunks on but as usual i topped up the tan on my nuts.

kylith

jsd1004 wrote: »

My experience is the complete opposite. There is no pressure to go nudist. You often see clothed and nude people together on the beach ,as in people who know each other. Its like any beach people do not stare unless there is a reason..maybe she is very pretty anyway. I brought a male friend who is quite bashful and he kept his trunks on but as usual i topped up the tan on my nuts.

Maybe they were staring because she was making a fuss about it, my entire memory of that holiday is a bit of a sangria blur. It wouldn't have been because of her stunning good looks anyway, she's certainly not unattractive, but no model either; about average.

Jen Pigs Fly

no :P

recylingbin

I get boner lokk at hot chick.
this never happen on nude beach.
make of what you will.

Stiffler2

recylingbin wrote: »

I get boner lokk at hot chick.
this never happen on nude beach.
make of what you will.

Do you have a small penis like me ?
If so your penis is scared and goes into hiding hence why no boner on beach.

I get no boner on beach becoz this reason.
but when I go home and look at pornography it gets so big sometimes I put a cheeseburger on the top of it and eat my dinner that way...

LordSutch

davet82 wrote: »

Anyone ever been on one?

*If you havent then dont post no...


*waiting for an avalanche of no posts

Bad Boy, Dirty Boy in your BED!

Missmiddleton

Not yet but it's on my bucket list.

Professional Griefer

Lets all go.

Stiffler2

Ix Deadmau5 wrote: »

Lets all go.

Ok - however I will need to cover my penis because, em... I don't want to put anyone to any, em...eh.... Shame.. that's it.....

joe swanson

no. Was never at one.

CrazyRabbit

Yes. But they kicked me out. I'm not sure what they have against camcorders, but they got quite aggressive.

forfuxsake

In Bratislava and Prague and Krakow. Loved it.

ollaetta

forfuxsake wrote: »

In Bratislava and Prague and Krakow. Loved it.

They're all about a thousand miles from the sea!!!