Jedward Jihad

ejmaztec

Perhaps this terror group's song didn't get selected:(

Talk about bad losers.

TERRORISTS have threatened to target Jedward and other Eurovision participants at the annual music competition in May.
The Azeri terrorists, an Islamic group, have said they will target the participants of the Eurovision song contest in Azerbaijan as they are “European scum”. It has threatened the use of “knives and chemical weapons” at the contest.

The terror group said in a statement yesterday “Blood of the European scum must be shed by the will of Allah.”

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/music/islamic-terrorists-issue-threat-against-jedward-ahead-of-eurovision-3080269.html

scholar007

I hope the Jeds have their hair insured!

super_furry

Those lads are gob****e, turns out Allah is a massive Jedhead and even has a limited edition pressing on Lipstick signed by the brother.

cocoshovel

I agree, they are scum.

AngryBollix

Why havent they blown up the eurovision before now?

Gee Bag

AngryBollix wrote: »

Why havent they blown up the eurovision before now?

Because it inflicts more pain and suffering on us decadent westerners than any islamic terrorist group ever could.

chughes

SILENCE !!!! I KEEEEL YOU!!!!!!

awec

"The annual musical contest has attracted entries from 42 countries from eastern and western Europe this year, but the group said the Eurovision is “a nightmare for all Muslims.” "

It's a nightmare for us too mate.

davet82

if there are any islamic extremists reading here, i can hand on heart, vouch that jedward said allah was really uncool and that they wipe there bums with pages of the koran...


fingers crossed people

Funglegunk

It has threatened the use of “knives and chemical weapons”...

What sort of combination is that?

davet82

Funglegunk wrote: »

What sort of combination is that?

a really painful one by the sounds of it

Logical Fallacy

Funglegunk wrote: »

What sort of combination is that?

We've got nukes, knives....sharp sticks.

RichieC

****ing eejits..

davet82

RichieC wrote: »

****ing eejits..

who jedward or the chemical knife wielding maniacs? :rolleyes:

Gee Bag

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

We've got nukes, knives....sharp sticks.

We will give the infidels wedgies

brummytom

TERRORISTS have threatened to target Jedward and other Eurovision participants at the annual music competition in May.

Forget the others, stick to Jedward.

tigger123

For God's sake Joe, I remember the days when Jihad's and Fatwah's used to mean something. These kids now-a-days are just throwing them around willy nilly. Terrible it is Joe, shocking.

Duggy747

Jihadward?

CardBordWindow

I remember the day when 'terrorist' meant something. Now that I've seen the word 'terrorist' and Eurovision in the same sentence, it's lost all credibility!

Wattle

I think these terrorists are very clever. If they did behead Jedward on stage this country would suffer a collective nervous breakdown. Next thing you know the Islamic hordes would be at the gate and we'd be too traumatised to resist. In no time there'd be Sharia Law, public executions and bands of roaming religious police everywhere.

Give them a break! They are 2 guys trying to make a living doing something they love. Turn off and tune out if you don't like them.
They obviously have a large enough fan base anyway.

Plazaman

So Jedward might find this years Eurovision....

:cool:

.... a hair raising experience !!!


YEEEEEAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!!





*gets coat

KeithAFC

The cry from Jedward was... lipstick!

red sean

Deleted User wrote: »

Give them a break! They are 2 guys trying to make a living doing something they love. Turn off and tune out if you don't like them.
They obviously have a large enough fan base anyway.

I'm sure your sons will be proud of you.

When someone reads your post for them.

dilallio

What Jedward might look like after a chemical attack

marty1985

Misleading headline of the day goes to the Irish Indo:

Islamic terrorists issue threat against Jedward ahead of Eurovision

And the photo they have of Jedward to go along with the story is great.
One looks shocked and the other seems to say "Not if we get you first, guys!"

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/music/islamic-terrorists-issue-threat-against-jedward-ahead-of-eurovision-3080269.html

FinnLizzy

Deleted User wrote: »

Give them a break! They are 2 guys trying to make a living doing something they love. Turn off and tune out if you don't like them.
They obviously have a large enough fan base anyway.

FFS, you sound like my ma!

"Jedward are shít and annoying and just a novelty"

"At least they don't do drugs!!!"

chughes

FinnLizzy wrote: »

FFS, you sound like my ma!

"Jedward are shít and annoying and just a novelty"

"At least they don't do drugs!!!"

Maybe they do. They could be on SSRIs or Risperidone or Ritalin.

http://www.newsmax.com/FastFeatures/Drugs-medication-for-autism/2011/01/12/id/382640

chughes

chughes wrote: »

FinnLizzy wrote: »

FFS, you sound like my ma!

"Jedward are shít and annoying and just a novelty"

"At least they don't do drugs!!!"

Maybe they do. They could be on SSRIs or Risperidone or Ritalin.

http://www.newsmax.com/FastFeatures/Drugs-medication-for-autism/2011/01/12/id/382640

Ritalin would make sense but SSRI's or Respiridone would not have the effect of making them so hyper.

Sudsy86

Guatanamo Bay have already prepared for these terrorists arrival...They have hired an Irish Intelligence office to create a new form of torture...A Cd designed to play on repeat has been sent, the CD contains all jedward live performances including their not so long TV show...

Jusice will prevail and these terrorists will see how we irish get revenge on threats...

sheesh

gentlemen those islamic extremists have messed with us once too often the time has come

Release the Flately!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Mc03_rlWo