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Renting Dwarfs

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    #32
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    On the day of my brothers wedding I was bringing him to get a hot towel shave. On the way to the barbers, a woman walked past, handcuffed to an oompa loompa. I told him I'd heard about this before, that they can be hired to handcuff themselves to someone for 24 hours, so we followed wondering where they'd go.
    She walked into a gym! I wish I could've gone in there to see what she could possibly do in a gym with an oompa loompa handcuffed to her.

    She probably pumped the dwarf!


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    #33
    D1stant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Surely the dwarf would be half off :pac:

    You might think that but it really depends on stock breakdown

    See www.rentadwarf.ie/pricing - Most of what is left are black lesbian dwarfs which are obviously a bit more expensive. Granted, skanger tracksuit dwarfs are a snap, but they are all in the field at the minute


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    #34
    MetalDog
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    I really don't know how people could stoop so low.


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    #35
    [Deleted User]
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    Argh! A zombie!



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