Renting Dwarfs

Dravokivich

Sofaspud wrote: »

On the day of my brothers wedding I was bringing him to get a hot towel shave. On the way to the barbers, a woman walked past, handcuffed to an oompa loompa. I told him I'd heard about this before, that they can be hired to handcuff themselves to someone for 24 hours, so we followed wondering where they'd go.
She walked into a gym! I wish I could've gone in there to see what she could possibly do in a gym with an oompa loompa handcuffed to her.

She probably pumped the dwarf!

D1stant

Princess Peach wrote: »

Surely the dwarf would be half off :pac:

You might think that but it really depends on stock breakdown

See www.rentadwarf.ie/pricing - Most of what is left are black lesbian dwarfs which are obviously a bit more expensive. Granted, skanger tracksuit dwarfs are a snap, but they are all in the field at the minute

MetalDog

I really don't know how people could stoop so low.

Argh! A zombie!