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The Hotties: Don't question them....

  • 02-04-2012 5:19pm
    #1
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭


    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.


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  • #2
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Yes boss


  • #3
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Thanks.


  • #4
    AboutTwoFiddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭AboutTwoFiddy


    Omg, that's so RANDOM!


  • #5
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late


  • #6
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.


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  • #7
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Better late than not though, I always say.

    :pac:


  • #8
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.
    Why ever not, chicks love that stuff


  • #9
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Also absence makes the heart grow fonder:pac:


  • #10
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Why ever not, chicks love that stuff
    Bitches loooooooooooooooooove cum


  • #11
    issem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭issem


    Hotties are too highly valued in this country, but come to think of it so are fatties. I blame desperate males and porn.


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  • #12
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.

    Be sure the wardrobe holds your full laden weight whilst you **** from UPON high OP.


  • #13
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    that's nice.


  • #14
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late
    When in Rome....


  • #15
    forfuxsake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.

    Once bitten...


  • #16
    sgb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    I thought this was going to be about toasted hot cross buns


  • #17
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    There must be a really strong strain being sold at the moment.


  • #18
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    I have lots of questions for hotties.


  • #19
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.

    Yes, because that's what monkeys do with their own sh1te.


  • #20
    karaokeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭karaokeman


    AboutTwoFiddy wrote: »
    Omg, that's so RANDOM!

    Random?????

    Oh sure like we don't get cry for love threads every single day on AH.


  • #21
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    The Hotties: Don't question them....

    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.

    Hotties your new name for Kleenex?


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  • #22
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?


  • #23
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    Confab wrote: »
    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?

    You're missing the joke


  • #24
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Confab wrote: »
    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?

    Watch out for the trident.


  • #25
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    MonkeyTennis wrote: »
    I have lots of questions for hotties.

    The answer to them all is 'no'.


  • #26
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Sorry. Drugs. Bye.


  • #27
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    mikom wrote: »
    Watch out for the trident.

    Finally someone cops it :pac:

    I love lamp.


  • #28
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Are they anchorman quotes? Trying to be another Dental Plan thread? Sigh.


  • #29
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Samich wrote: »
    Are they anchorman quotes? Trying to be another Dental Plan thread? Sigh.

    Nope not at all actually, the OP made a statement about 'hotties' so I decided to make a statement, a quote and that specific quote is one of my many 'go to' quotes in response to threads like this.


  • #30
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Finally someone cops it :pac:

    I love lamp.

    LOUD NOISES!!


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  • #31
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    issem wrote: »
    Hotties are too highly valued in this country, but come to think of it so are fatties. I blame desperate males and porn.
    Of course hotties are valued, in the aesthetic sense anyway - people can't help fancying good-looking people.
    "Fatties" as highly valued? Wrong planet dude. Of the groups that generate utter venom, "fatties" are high up there.


  • #32
    issem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭issem


    Dudess wrote: »
    Of course hotties are valued, in the aesthetic sense anyway - people can't help fancying good-looking people.
    "Fatties" as highly valued? Wrong planet dude. Of the groups that generate utter venom, "fatties" are high up there.

    Unattractive women are treated like royalty, in comparison to unattractive men anyway.


  • #33
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    issem wrote: »
    Dudess wrote: »
    Of course hotties are valued, in the aesthetic sense anyway - people can't help fancying good-looking people.
    "Fatties" as highly valued? Wrong planet dude. Of the groups that generate utter venom, "fatties" are high up there.

    Unattractive women are treated like royalty, in comparison to unattractive men anyway.
    Evidence suggests the contrary. Just because a drunken muppet with a raging horn would **** an overweight girl he doesn't fancy, doesn't in the least mean he's treating her like royalty. The opposite actually. And then he'll do a runner and tell his mates about it, but warn them with violence to keep it a secret.


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