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The Hotties: Don't question them....

  • 02-04-2012 6:19pm
    #1
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭ Deus Ex Machina


    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.


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  • #2
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭ Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Yes boss


  • #3
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭ The King of Moo


    Thanks.


  • #4
    AboutTwoFiddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭ AboutTwoFiddy


    Omg, that's so RANDOM!


  • #5
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late


  • #6
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭ Chuck Stone


    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.


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  • #7
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,334 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Dravokivich


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Better late than not though, I always say.

    :pac:


  • #8
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭ hairyprincess


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.
    Why ever not, chicks love that stuff


  • #9
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭ 44leto


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Also absence makes the heart grow fonder:pac:


  • #10
    saa
    Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭ saa


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Why ever not, chicks love that stuff
    Bitches loooooooooooooooooove cum


  • #11
    issem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭ issem


    Hotties are too highly valued in this country, but come to think of it so are fatties. I blame desperate males and porn.


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  • #12
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭ staker


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.

    Be sure the wardrobe holds your full laden weight whilst you **** from UPON high OP.


  • #13
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭ stupidusername


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    that's nice.


  • #14
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭ El Guapo!


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late
    When in Rome....


  • #15
    forfuxsake
    Registered Users Posts: 829 ✭✭✭ forfuxsake


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.

    Once bitten...


  • #16
    sgb
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭ sgb


    I thought this was going to be about toasted hot cross buns


  • #17
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭ Sergeant


    There must be a really strong strain being sold at the moment.


  • #18
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭ MonkeyTennis


    I have lots of questions for hotties.


  • #19
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭ Mickey H


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.

    Yes, because that's what monkeys do with their own sh1te.


  • #20
    karaokeman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭ karaokeman


    AboutTwoFiddy wrote: »
    Omg, that's so RANDOM!

    Random?????

    Oh sure like we don't get cry for love threads every single day on AH.


  • #21
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭ mikom


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    The Hotties: Don't question them....

    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.

    Hotties your new name for Kleenex?


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  • #22
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,457 ✭✭✭✭ Mr Benevolent


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?


  • #23
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭ jaffacakesyum


    Confab wrote: »
    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?

    You're missing the joke


  • #24
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭ mikom


    Confab wrote: »
    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?

    Watch out for the trident.


  • #25
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭ Frank Black


    MonkeyTennis wrote: »
    I have lots of questions for hotties.

    The answer to them all is 'no'.


  • #26
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭ Deus Ex Machina


    Sorry. Drugs. Bye.


  • #27
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    mikom wrote: »
    Watch out for the trident.

    Finally someone cops it :pac:

    I love lamp.


  • #28
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭ Samich


    Are they anchorman quotes? Trying to be another Dental Plan thread? Sigh.


  • #29
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    Samich wrote: »
    Are they anchorman quotes? Trying to be another Dental Plan thread? Sigh.

    Nope not at all actually, the OP made a statement about 'hotties' so I decided to make a statement, a quote and that specific quote is one of my many 'go to' quotes in response to threads like this.


  • #30
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭ paddy kerins


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Finally someone cops it :pac:

    I love lamp.

    LOUD NOISES!!


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  • #31
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭ Dudess


    issem wrote: »
    Hotties are too highly valued in this country, but come to think of it so are fatties. I blame desperate males and porn.
    Of course hotties are valued, in the aesthetic sense anyway - people can't help fancying good-looking people.
    "Fatties" as highly valued? Wrong planet dude. Of the groups that generate utter venom, "fatties" are high up there.


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