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The Hotties: Don't question them....

  • 02-04-2012 6:19pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭ Deus Ex Machina


    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭ Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Yes boss


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭ The King of Moo


    Thanks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭ AboutTwoFiddy


    Omg, that's so RANDOM!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭ Chuck Stone


    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,334 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Dravokivich


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Better late than not though, I always say.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭ hairyprincess


    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.
    Why ever not, chicks love that stuff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭ 44leto


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Also absence makes the heart grow fonder:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭ saa


    Why ever not, chicks love that stuff
    Bitches loooooooooooooooooove cum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 47 issem


    Hotties are too highly valued in this country, but come to think of it so are fatties. I blame desperate males and porn.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭ staker


    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.

    Be sure the wardrobe holds your full laden weight whilst you **** from UPON high OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭ stupidusername


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    that's nice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭ El Guapo!


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late
    When in Rome....


  • Registered Users Posts: 829 ✭✭✭ forfuxsake


    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.

    Once bitten...


  • Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭ sgb


    I thought this was going to be about toasted hot cross buns


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭ Sergeant


    There must be a really strong strain being sold at the moment.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭ MonkeyTennis


    I have lots of questions for hotties.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭ Mickey H


    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.

    Yes, because that's what monkeys do with their own sh1te.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭ karaokeman


    Omg, that's so RANDOM!

    Random?????

    Oh sure like we don't get cry for love threads every single day on AH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭ mikom


    The Hotties: Don't question them....

    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.

    Hotties your new name for Kleenex?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,457 ✭✭✭✭ Mr Benevolent


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭ jaffacakesyum


    Confab wrote: »
    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?

    You're missing the joke


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭ mikom


    Confab wrote: »
    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?

    Watch out for the trident.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭ Frank Black


    I have lots of questions for hotties.

    The answer to them all is 'no'.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭ Deus Ex Machina


    Sorry. Drugs. Bye.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    mikom wrote: »
    Watch out for the trident.

    Finally someone cops it :pac:

    I love lamp.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭ Samich


    Are they anchorman quotes? Trying to be another Dental Plan thread? Sigh.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭ Jen Pigs Fly


    Samich wrote: »
    Are they anchorman quotes? Trying to be another Dental Plan thread? Sigh.

    Nope not at all actually, the OP made a statement about 'hotties' so I decided to make a statement, a quote and that specific quote is one of my many 'go to' quotes in response to threads like this.


  • Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭ paddy kerins


    Finally someone cops it :pac:

    I love lamp.

    LOUD NOISES!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭ Dudess


    issem wrote: »
    Hotties are too highly valued in this country, but come to think of it so are fatties. I blame desperate males and porn.
    Of course hotties are valued, in the aesthetic sense anyway - people can't help fancying good-looking people.
    "Fatties" as highly valued? Wrong planet dude. Of the groups that generate utter venom, "fatties" are high up there.


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