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The Hotties: Don't question them....

  • 02-04-2012 6:19pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭


    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Yes boss


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Thanks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭AboutTwoFiddy


    Omg, that's so RANDOM!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Better late than not though, I always say.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.
    Why ever not, chicks love that stuff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Also absence makes the heart grow fonder:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Why ever not, chicks love that stuff
    Bitches loooooooooooooooooove cum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 47 issem


    Hotties are too highly valued in this country, but come to think of it so are fatties. I blame desperate males and porn.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.

    Be sure the wardrobe holds your full laden weight whilst you **** from UPON high OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    that's nice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late
    When in Rome....


  • Registered Users Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.

    Once bitten...


  • Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    I thought this was going to be about toasted hot cross buns


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    There must be a really strong strain being sold at the moment.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    I have lots of questions for hotties.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Whatever you do don't jack off into your hand and fling it at a girl on the street.

    Yes, because that's what monkeys do with their own sh1te.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭karaokeman


    Omg, that's so RANDOM!

    Random?????

    Oh sure like we don't get cry for love threads every single day on AH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    The Hotties: Don't question them....

    Just appreciate them.

    And **** UPON them.

    Hotties your new name for Kleenex?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    People like me because I'm polite and rarely late

    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    Confab wrote: »
    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?

    You're missing the joke


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Confab wrote: »
    Am I missing the joke or do you work in the sex industry?

    Watch out for the trident.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    I have lots of questions for hotties.

    The answer to them all is 'no'.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Sorry. Drugs. Bye.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    mikom wrote: »
    Watch out for the trident.

    Finally someone cops it :pac:

    I love lamp.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Are they anchorman quotes? Trying to be another Dental Plan thread? Sigh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Samich wrote: »
    Are they anchorman quotes? Trying to be another Dental Plan thread? Sigh.

    Nope not at all actually, the OP made a statement about 'hotties' so I decided to make a statement, a quote and that specific quote is one of my many 'go to' quotes in response to threads like this.


  • Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    Finally someone cops it :pac:

    I love lamp.

    LOUD NOISES!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    issem wrote: »
    Hotties are too highly valued in this country, but come to think of it so are fatties. I blame desperate males and porn.
    Of course hotties are valued, in the aesthetic sense anyway - people can't help fancying good-looking people.
    "Fatties" as highly valued? Wrong planet dude. Of the groups that generate utter venom, "fatties" are high up there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 47 issem


    Dudess wrote: »
    Of course hotties are valued, in the aesthetic sense anyway - people can't help fancying good-looking people.
    "Fatties" as highly valued? Wrong planet dude. Of the groups that generate utter venom, "fatties" are high up there.

    Unattractive women are treated like royalty, in comparison to unattractive men anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    issem wrote: »
    Dudess wrote: »
    Of course hotties are valued, in the aesthetic sense anyway - people can't help fancying good-looking people.
    "Fatties" as highly valued? Wrong planet dude. Of the groups that generate utter venom, "fatties" are high up there.

    Unattractive women are treated like royalty, in comparison to unattractive men anyway.
    Evidence suggests the contrary. Just because a drunken muppet with a raging horn would **** an overweight girl he doesn't fancy, doesn't in the least mean he's treating her like royalty. The opposite actually. And then he'll do a runner and tell his mates about it, but warn them with violence to keep it a secret.


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