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DamoElDiablo parole... Something something... Eh, your mom's a whore.
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27-03-2012 8:56pm#1
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Princess Peach wrote: »Damo! Do the truffle shuffle!!
Red and yellow and pink and green,
Orange and purple and blue,
I can sing a mirror,
Sing a mirror,
Sing along with me!0 -
DamoElDiablo wrote: »Red and yellow and pink and green,
Orange and purple and blue,
I can sing a mirror,
Sing a mirror,
Sing along with me!
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I see your human dressed as an animal, and raise you an animal dressed as a human dressed as an animal.Chuck Stone wrote: »
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DamoElDiablo wrote: »Valid points =/= silleh, but a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77815255#post77815255
Yes, I vote Damo to be king of boards!0 -
To regain admittance you must travel to the far ends of the nebuloso and retrieve something that is very dear to me.
It is the magic Terepsulon of Vitimonia, not a regular Terepsulon but a magic one. If you return with a regular Terepsulon I shall cast a curse on you that will wither and shrivel your Damo El Poco and leave it a husk of it's once great veiny corpulence.
If you accept, your journey will be fraught with peril (and midget peoples). Do not provoke the angers of the midgets peoples, they possess a power greater than that of the greatest court jester or level 14 warlock and crossing them will result in calamity. DO NOT offend their king, he is touchy about his eczema. You must first travel to the Sea of Encephalon, there you will meet a leper wearing a sombrero with the hiccups who has been cast away from his village, do anything he asks (and I mean anything
) and he shall help you on the first part of your quest.
I give you this replica of a rolling pin, to symbolise your squashiness and to aid you on your quests. It is useless, and has no real function, but maybe you could make some sort of makeshift shoe or teleportation device from it.
Godspeed Damo, Godspeed.0 -
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To regain admittance you must travel to the far ends of the nebuloso and retrieve something that is very dear to me...
...Godspeed Damo, Godspeed.
I got it! I got it!
Man it like to bite almost as much as it likes to make little styrofoam models of replicas of copies of the invisible swordsman.
Luckily for me, I managed to catch the bus at just the right time to make it there and back before bed.
I managed to charm my way past the midgets by bribing them with platform shoes with goldfish in the heels, and 'Boost' bars, which I assured them, would help them grow taller.
The king wasn't quite so easy, but I finally figured out a way to win him round by donning a whole body loofah suit and inviting him to dance a saucy tango, with extra sauce. I got great exfoliation, and he got the best scratch that he's ever had, and he's now a quivering blissful blob in the corner of the throne room. Thankfully I didn't try to lead the dance, as apparently that's what happened to HondaSam.
Though I have to say, I really do wish that I had taken your other warning to heart, as I now have leprosy of the left hand, and I feel dirty. I shall now attempt to beat myself to sleep with the tiny rolling pin, in order to avoid dream based flashbacks of the lepers mating call. Wish me luck!0 -
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DamoElDiablo wrote: »I got it! I got it!
Man it like to bite almost as much as it likes to make little styrofoam models of replicas of copies of the invisible swordsman.
Luckily for me, I managed to catch the bus at just the right time to make it there and back before bed.
I managed to charm my way past the midgets by bribing them with platform shoes with goldfish in the heels, and 'Boost' bars, which I assured them, would help them grow taller.
The king wasn't quite so easy, but I finally figured out a way to win him round by donning a whole body loofah suit and inviting him to dance a saucy tango, with extra sauce. I got great exfoliation, and he got the best scratch that he's ever had, and he's now a quivering blissful blob in the corner of the throne room. Thankfully I didn't try to lead the dance, as apparently that's what happened to HondaSam.
Though I have to say, I really do wish that I had taken your other warning to heart, as I now have leprosy of the left hand, and I feel dirty. I shall now attempt to beat myself to sleep with the tiny rolling pin, in order to avoid dream based flashbacks of the lepers mating call. Wish me luck!
I concede. This man is si-lleh. But I'm still casting that curse on you for that is a regular :mad: Terepsulon you foooooooooooooollllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
Magic Terepsulons cure anal cancer.0 -
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DamoElDiablo wrote: »Thankfully I didn't try to lead the dance, as apparently that's what happened to HondaSam.
My dance was real good. Can you dance as good as me?0 -
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DamoElDiablo wrote: »I demand you withdraw the curse post-haste!!!
Everyone knows that regular Terepsulons have dark fur, white paws, rounded ears and a hatred of dubstep.
I had to listen to that little creeps "Wub-wub-wub" music all night while trying to sleep in the 2 man tent that we picked up from Argos because it was in the clearance sale, only to find that it was missing half the poles, so I couldn't tell North from South.
If you don't believe me, let him at your anus with those teeth.
No more anal cancer.
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DonePrincess Peach wrote: »Damo, change your avatar to Edward Cullen's face in a heart.
Done, replacing the one for PeachChange your avatar to a picture of Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.
Done, replacing the one for Fago!Change your avatar to Fago!'s avatar and your username and pretend to be Fago!
And then do really embarrassing stuff like...like pick your nose...or...flatuate while in the company of reserved "Ladies". Oh, I'm no good at this
I tried the flatulation, but it was a pathetic little silent one. I'll have beans for lunch and try again later!!!FUKK YOUR NAN
OMG, I am!!!FUKK, YOU'RE NAN!
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Princess Peach wrote: »Throw a dinner party for the posters of the nest. It must have at least 7 courses and the theme should be "I want to eat your brains"
[IMG][/img]Draw/find one picture that has Mysteries of the Unexplained, Moards and Tattoos & Piercing.
Make me a shiny!
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I've forgotten again, is that the sparkly gimp? I refuse to acknowledge it's existence as it's a crime against vampire stuff everywhere.Princess Peach wrote: »Dont forget this one.
Done! I've thanked every post you've ever made in the nestThank every post I made. Every single one of them.
Also, make me a toasted ham and cheese sandwich. I'm hungry.
No ham and cheese sambos left, I eated them all. Hot dog?
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^ Hard typing when not facing the keyboard!
Quoted the post in case they delete it...
DamoElDiablo wrote: »Black shirt (Debenhams)
Black trousers with grey pinstripe (Pennys finest!)
Purple tie (Next)
Black leather jacket (Next)
Ham (Centra)
Black Cat boots (Schuh)
And done
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^ Hard typing when not facing the keyboard!
Quoted the post in case they delete it...
And done
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