DamoElDiablo parole... Something something... Eh, your mom's a whore.

Sarky

Silly Damo made the mistake of thinking he could outwit the EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER. And The Leader. Alas for Damo, The Leader sees and knows all (except combination to safe).

However, The Leader is also compassionate. I keep telling him it'll be the end of him. "Raul," I say, "Raul, it'll never catch on. You keep giving 'em second chances, they'll never learn."

To which El Magnifico himself replies:

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And who could really argue with that?

So here we are, giving Damo a second chance at life. You, our wonderful users (except sam, obviously), will issue challenges. Damo will answer them (except sam's, obviously). Silliness shall ensue. At gunpoint, if necessary.

Princess Peach

Damo! Do the truffle shuffle!!

Sindri

Star Lord

Princess Peach wrote: »

Damo! Do the truffle shuffle!!

Sindri wrote: »

Red and yellow and pink and green,
Orange and purple and blue,
I can sing a mirror,
Sing a mirror,
Sing along with me!

Sindri

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Red and yellow and pink and green,
Orange and purple and blue,
I can sing a mirror,
Sing a mirror,
Sing along with me!

Star Lord

Sindri wrote: »

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you.

Sindri

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you.

Chuck Stone

Oranage2

I challenge you to agree with one of my posts outside tCN by making a valid point!

Star Lord

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I see your human dressed as an animal, and raise you an animal dressed as a human dressed as an animal.

Star Lord

Oranage2 wrote: »

I challenge you to agree with one of my posts outside tCN by making a valid point!

Valid points =/= silleh, but a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77815255#post77815255

Oranage2

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Valid points =/= silleh, but a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77815255#post77815255

Yes, I vote Damo to be king of boards!

Sindri

To regain admittance you must travel to the far ends of the nebuloso and retrieve something that is very dear to me.

It is the magic Terepsulon of Vitimonia, not a regular Terepsulon but a magic one. If you return with a regular Terepsulon I shall cast a curse on you that will wither and shrivel your Damo El Poco and leave it a husk of it's once great veiny corpulence.
If you accept, your journey will be fraught with peril (and midget peoples). Do not provoke the angers of the midgets peoples, they possess a power greater than that of the greatest court jester or level 14 warlock and crossing them will result in calamity. DO NOT offend their king, he is touchy about his eczema. You must first travel to the Sea of Encephalon, there you will meet a leper wearing a sombrero with the hiccups who has been cast away from his village, do anything he asks (and I mean anything ) and he shall help you on the first part of your quest.

I give you this replica of a rolling pin, to symbolise your squashiness and to aid you on your quests. It is useless, and has no real function, but maybe you could make some sort of makeshift shoe or teleportation device from it.

Godspeed Damo, Godspeed.

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

So here we are, giving Damo a second chance at life. You, our wonderful users (except sam, obviously), will issue challenges. Damo will answer them (except sam's, obviously). Silliness shall ensue. At gunpoint, if necessary.

Fine.:(

Sindri

hondasam wrote: »

Fine.:(

Star Lord

Sindri wrote: »

To regain admittance you must travel to the far ends of the nebuloso and retrieve something that is very dear to me...

...Godspeed Damo, Godspeed.

I got it! I got it!

Man it like to bite almost as much as it likes to make little styrofoam models of replicas of copies of the invisible swordsman.
Luckily for me, I managed to catch the bus at just the right time to make it there and back before bed.
I managed to charm my way past the midgets by bribing them with platform shoes with goldfish in the heels, and 'Boost' bars, which I assured them, would help them grow taller.
The king wasn't quite so easy, but I finally figured out a way to win him round by donning a whole body loofah suit and inviting him to dance a saucy tango, with extra sauce. I got great exfoliation, and he got the best scratch that he's ever had, and he's now a quivering blissful blob in the corner of the throne room. Thankfully I didn't try to lead the dance, as apparently that's what happened to HondaSam.
Though I have to say, I really do wish that I had taken your other warning to heart, as I now have leprosy of the left hand, and I feel dirty. I shall now attempt to beat myself to sleep with the tiny rolling pin, in order to avoid dream based flashbacks of the lepers mating call. Wish me luck!

Star Lord

hondasam wrote: »

Fine.:(

Aww, I'm sure that this wasn't your worst choice of clothing.

Sindri

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I got it! I got it!

Man it like to bite almost as much as it likes to make little styrofoam models of replicas of copies of the invisible swordsman.
Luckily for me, I managed to catch the bus at just the right time to make it there and back before bed.
I managed to charm my way past the midgets by bribing them with platform shoes with goldfish in the heels, and 'Boost' bars, which I assured them, would help them grow taller.
The king wasn't quite so easy, but I finally figured out a way to win him round by donning a whole body loofah suit and inviting him to dance a saucy tango, with extra sauce. I got great exfoliation, and he got the best scratch that he's ever had, and he's now a quivering blissful blob in the corner of the throne room. Thankfully I didn't try to lead the dance, as apparently that's what happened to HondaSam.
Though I have to say, I really do wish that I had taken your other warning to heart, as I now have leprosy of the left hand, and I feel dirty. I shall now attempt to beat myself to sleep with the tiny rolling pin, in order to avoid dream based flashbacks of the lepers mating call. Wish me luck!

I concede. This man is si-lleh. But I'm still casting that curse on you for that is a regular :mad: Terepsulon you foooooooooooooollllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Magic Terepsulons cure anal cancer.

Star Lord

Sindri wrote: »

I concede. This man is si-lleh. But I'm still casting that curse on you for that is a regular :mad: Terepsulon you foooooooooooooollllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Magic Terepsulons cure anal cancer.

I demand you withdraw the curse post-haste!!!
Everyone knows that regular Terepsulons have dark fur, white paws, rounded ears and a hatred of dubstep.
I had to listen to that little creeps "Wub-wub-wub" music all night while trying to sleep in the 2 man tent that we picked up from Argos because it was in the clearance sale, only to find that it was missing half the poles, so I couldn't tell North from South.

If you don't believe me, let him at your anus with those teeth.
No more anal cancer.

hondasam

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Thankfully I didn't try to lead the dance, as apparently that's what happened to HondaSam.

My dance was real good. Can you dance as good as me?

hondasam

Sindri wrote: »

shur up you.

Star Lord

hondasam wrote: »

My dance was real good. Can you dance as good as me?

Better. We talked about your dance, and he laughed.

Fago!

Tell me why I shouldn't fire you, without using the letter "e" but it has to make sense. You can't just omit the letter e out of words like In the word "LPHANT"

Star Lord

[QUOT=Fago!;77816494]Tll m why I shouldn't fir you, without using th lttr ""[/QUOT]

I don't burn good.

Sindri

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I demand you withdraw the curse post-haste!!!
Everyone knows that regular Terepsulons have dark fur, white paws, rounded ears and a hatred of dubstep.
I had to listen to that little creeps "Wub-wub-wub" music all night while trying to sleep in the 2 man tent that we picked up from Argos because it was in the clearance sale, only to find that it was missing half the poles, so I couldn't tell North from South.

If you don't believe me, let him at your anus with those teeth.
No more anal cancer.

Star Lord

Someone call for Raspberry Boy?

Fago!

Wow Damo, you're sexier than I thought. Gee golly gosh!

Sindri

hondasam wrote: »

shur up you.

Princess Peach

Damo, change your avatar to Edward Cullen's face in a heart.

Fago!

Change your avatar to a picture of Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.

Sindri

Change your avatar to Fago!'s avatar and your username and pretend to be Fago!

And then do really embarrassing stuff like...like pick your nose...or...flatuate while in the company of reserved "Ladies".

Oh, I'm no good at this