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Lair Caek! 5 Layers of deliciousness! Dedicated to Mr Wolf!

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    #3212
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    All this saucy talk is getting steamy...

    wash-and-dry-with-steam-2.jpg


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    #3213
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    saucy_postcard-p239665080136556426z85wg_400.jpg


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    #3214
    BadGirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭BadGirl


    Lair cake was just on Prime time..... the nocs are FAMOUS! :D


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    #3215
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    BadGirl wrote: »
    Lair cake was just on Prime time..... the nocs are FAMOUS! :D

    a lot of viewers will be wondering wtf is the Nocturnal forum :pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #3216
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    BadGirl wrote: »
    Lair cake was just on Prime time..... the nocs are FAMOUS! :D

    Lair cake, or layer cake? Cos I love that film :D


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    #3217
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    This very thread :D Rather, a link to it from the front page. One of those stock shots of a page of a website to let people know what it is.


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    #3218
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Pizza, stuffed :D


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    #3219
    girl_friday
    Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    Seems like it was a pizza-y evening!!


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    #3220
    BadGirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭BadGirl


    I want pizza :(


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    #3221
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    BadGirl wrote: »
    I want pizza :(

    Me too. All I had for din dins was a cheap puff pasty pie. :(


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    #3222
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

    The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing...

    The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

    The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

    To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says.

    'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

    'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
    'So I just switched the heads.'


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    #3223
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I have always loved that joke Links


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    #3224
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    :D

    and with that, I must say nai nai ;)


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    #3225
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Links234 wrote: »
    :D

    and with that, I must say nai nai ;)

    Noooo! More jokes!


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    #3226
    cyberwolf77
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    Pleasant slumbers to you then Links


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    #3227
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Any news Wolfman?


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    #3228
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Insomnia came calling on me today


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    #3229
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Noooo! More jokes!

    OK! One last one... ;)

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

    The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.

    "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma
    or something."

    The vet turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the duck from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

    The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

    The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$1500!" she cried, "$1500 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

    The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $1500."


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    #3230
    Kojak
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    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Insomnia came calling on me today



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    #3231
    _petulia_
    Registered Users Posts: 376 ✭✭_petulia_


    Night all :) (way too late to say evening)

    How is everyone?


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    #3232
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Hey Nina, how's you


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    #3233
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Nina_G wrote: »
    Night all :) (way too late to say evening)

    How is everyone?
    I doing well enough


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    #3234
    _petulia_
    Registered Users Posts: 376 ✭✭_petulia_


    hondasam wrote: »
    Hey Nina, how's you

    Hi Sam :), I'm fine and you?
    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    I doing well enough

    Always good to hear CW :)


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    #3235
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm ok Nina, watching desperate housewives.


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    #3236
    _petulia_
    Registered Users Posts: 376 ✭✭_petulia_


    hondasam wrote: »
    I'm ok Nina, watching desperate housewives.

    I've never seen a full episode of Desperate Housewives, I was maxed out after watching Sex and the City, is it any good?


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    #3237
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    It was in the beginning, now it's gone a bit stupid, this is the last series.
    I never watched sex and the city. Do you watch greys anatomy?


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    #3238
    _petulia_
    Registered Users Posts: 376 ✭✭_petulia_


    hondasam wrote: »
    It was in the beginning, now it's gone a bit stupid, this is the last series.
    I never watched sex and the city. Do you watch greys anatomy?

    I don't watch that either. I've become really bad at watching television. Do you recommend it?


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    #3239
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Nina_G wrote: »
    I don't watch that either. I've become really bad at watching television. Do you recommend it?

    You should buy the box set, it's good. I had stopped watching tv for awhile but am getting back into it again. I buy the box sets and watch them, it's better.


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    #3240
    confuseddotcom
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    Morninggggg ......... :)


    *Strolls in laden down with food.* :)


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    #3241
    cyberwolf77
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    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    Morninggggg ......... :)


    *Strolls in laden down with food.* :)
    * Lunges from shadows*
    Hello lunch.


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