Lair Caek! 5 Layers of deliciousness! Dedicated to Mr Wolf!

Shiminay

Welcome to Lair number 5! Let us have a moment's silence for the 4th Lair which was washed away in a flood of Beer, Captain Morgans, Tea (both milky *and* unmilked) and various other assorted and a-sordid liquids

I've attached buoyancy aids to the side of this one and there are life jackets in the press over there for anyone who can't swim. With a bit of luck, we'll sail our way to safety!

As this is Lair Cake, let us start off with a selection - an homage to the most wonderful of Noc satisfying baked goods.

Leeg17

Loving the UFC cake Shim

TeddyTedson

Hi I'm Teddy

cyberwolf77

Woohoo, I knew my plans would carry me to safety

hdowney

i are here. i floated safely on the sea of alchomaholz

Doctor DooM

I think I still have all my bits

BadGirl

Aw Shim, Love the new Layer!!!!!

Smells like a new car in here though....


*Spills captain Morgan on the carpet*

cyberwolf77

Welcome back helen, BG, and DooM. Hockey or Transformers?

Shiminay

Did anyone fall into the sea of filth?

hondasam

Shiminay wrote: »

I love this cake, I might post this in the nest for sarky:p:D
what you think shim?

jammstarr

Took long enough!

hdowney

Leeg17 wrote: »

Loving the UFC cake Shim

shame they look like they're.... instead of fighting!!

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Hi I'm Teddy

howya tedz, long time no cz

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Woohoo, I knew my plans would carry me to safety

yuss ya made it wolfie

squishykins

*gasp* *splutter*

Jaysis guys, thanks for leaving me to die like, just made it...

Shiminay

hondasam wrote: »

I love this cake, I might post this in the lair for sarky:p:D
what you think shim?

You should see the cake we had for Sarky's birthday, I might have a pic of it somewhere I also got Professor Elemental to give him a happy birthday message over the phone which was awesome

Leeg17

*grab Squishy's hand*

.. here's a vodka to warm you up

KKkitty

Hi Teddy. The last Lair ended with 666 pages. Good thing we got out of there. I was fearing that the apocalypse was nigh :eek:

hondasam

Shiminay wrote: »

You should see the cake we had for Sarky's birthday, I might have a pic of it somewhere I also got Professor Elemental to give him a happy birthday message over the phone which was awesome

I will post it in the nest, it will wind him up if nothing else, not that I do that much
I want to see it.

BaconZombie

*/ Cracks open a new bottle of Gentleman Jack */

Anybody want a drink to celebrate the dead of The 4th Lair?

Morag

The CEAK is a LIE!

cyberwolf77

You know the rules squish. In the event of thread failure, it every Noc for themselves

Doctor DooM

I think the previous lair may collapse in on itself and become a super massive black lair.

_petulia_

I like the new title

(congrats CW )

hondasam

hdowney

Nina_G wrote: »

I like the new title

(congrats CW )

i are jelly of mr wolf. good job i like him

hondasam

Nina_G wrote: »

I like the new title

(congrats CW )

new title for wolfie?

_petulia_

hondasam wrote: »

new title for wolfie?

Well - more of a dedication. But yay, he got a mention.

cyberwolf77

I likes my title

hondasam

Nina_G wrote: »

Well - more of a dedication. But yay, he got a mention.

I'm lost sorry, over my head.

BadGirl

Come on Sam, we need to smutify the new lair.... QUICK!!!!

hondasam

No I'm a good girl from now on.

Leeg17

You didn't wait long to try degrade the place BG

hdowney

BadGirl wrote: »

Come on Sam, we need to smutify the new lair.... QUICK!!!!

hmm well we have cake!!!! smearable cake

_petulia_

BadGirl wrote: »

Come on Sam, we need to smutify the new lair.... QUICK!!!!

LOL

cyberwolf77

Why must people always destroy new things

_petulia_

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Why must people always destroy new things

Because they are perverts

Me, I'm a lady

Doctor DooM

Nina_G wrote: »

Because they are perverts

Me, I'm a lady

Nothing wrong with a healthy perversion, young lady!

BadGirl

Doctor DooM wrote: »

Nothing wrong with a healthy perversion, young lady!

Now DooM, You pervert the lady in your own time..... :P

cyberwolf77

yes, but many hereabouts go way beyond healthy perversion. I mean we talking Cybertron to Nebulos distances here

_petulia_

Doctor DooM wrote: »

Nothing wrong with a healthy perversion, young lady!

LOL, hmmm, define healthy

Morag

Pervation you say.

/farts in the general direction of caeks.

KKkitty

I have a little bit of a dirty mind

BadGirl

Love the giddiness of a new Lair

Sharrow, feck off, yer stinkin!

KKkitty

Sharrow they could use your farts in a riot situation

jammstarr

Did someone mention smut?!

_petulia_

jammstarr wrote: »

Did someone mention smut?!

Shhh, we're forgetting about that now

jammstarr

Nina_G wrote: »

Shhh, we're forgetting about that now

Harsh

Morag

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cake%20farting

_petulia_

jammstarr wrote: »

Harsh

Sorry, I'm just not very smut-orientated.

TeddyTedson

KKkitty wrote: »

Hi Teddy. The last Lair ended with 666 pages. Good thing we got out of there. I was fearing that the apocalypse was nigh :eek:

To be honest I think that's what brought me back here :eek:

I remember hearing about the whole 666 thing and dialing it on my parents house when I was very young and being so scared.

Then when I was about 10-11 I watched the exorcist and my mom had just got new doors in the house the exact same as they were in the film. I was home on my on and freaked out like crazy.

I'd close my eyes and think I could see the devil looking back at me! As I say it was very scary at that age:D:D:p

KKkitty

TeddyTedson wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

Hi Teddy. The last Lair ended with 666 pages. Good thing we got out of there. I was fearing that the apocalypse was nigh :eek:

To be honest I think that's what brought me back here :eek:

I remember hearing about the whole 666 thing and dialing it on my parents house when I was very young and being so scared.

Then when I was about 10-11 I watched the exorcist and my mom had just got new doors in the house the exact same as they were in the film. I was home on my on and freaked out like crazy.

I'd close my eyes and think I could see the devil looking back at me! As I say it was very scary at that age:D:D:p

Do you really want to be freaked out Teddy?

PseudoFamous

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