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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    El Jefe wrote: »
    TFTAE

    (Thanks for the Acronym explaination)

    GTFO.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    ... and before this is locked, I'd just like to say good luck on your stag in Brighton, your "bulking up" and your wedding to your hot, Canadian "girlfriend".



  • Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Ah lads, don't report him - he's great fun! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭El Jefe


    tin79 wrote: »
    You do know Canadian is a nationality and not a sex dont you?


    Yep , I sure do but seeing as some of you are checking previous posts check the one about getting married in Italy and as far as i know ( and i do cause i just checked) Italy does not allow same sex marraiges which would mean i am getting married to a women. ...... Your move :cool:..... Jeez some of you aint too bright and i thought you internet nerdy loser types were supposed to be smart.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭El Jefe


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    ... and before this is locked, I'd just like to say good luck on your stag in Brighton, your "bulking up" and your wedding to your hot, Canadian "girlfriend".




    Yes , i choose to work out a couple of times a week rather than sit in front of my comp screen whacking off and you use that to mock me , comon dude , thats weak. I am also 6ft 4 ,230 pounds and pretty handsome ( so my mammy tells me) hence the hot rich Canadian girlfriend.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    El Jefe wrote: »
    Yep , I sure do but seeing as some of you are checking previous posts check the one about getting married in Italy and as far as i know ( and i do cause i just checked) Italy does not allow same sex marraiges which would mean i am getting married to a women. ...... Your move :cool:..... Jeez some of you aint too bright and i thought you internet nerdy loser types were supposed to be smart.

    Calm down keyboard warrior.

    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROIIIIIID RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Thread about reality show ends in mutual loathing, sexual confusion and other nonsense shocker!!!

    For the record; prejudice knows no boundaries. I met plenty of prejudiced people and plenty of open minded people whilst living in Brighton. Of every sexual orientation. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    El Jefe wrote: »
    Have not been yet , but the clue is in the reason we are going there , Stag , meaning I am getting married to a hot rich Canadian as it happens , meaning I am not gay ( not that there is anything wrong wth that :D ) but good effort though Weirdo ......numpty

    A Canadian? Male or female?

    too slow


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    El Jefe wrote: »
    Yes , i choose to work out a couple of times a week rather than sit in front of my comp screen whacking off and you use that to mock me , comon dude , thats weak. I am also 6ft 4 ,230 pounds and pretty handsome ( so my mammy tells me) hence the hot rich Canadian girlfriend.


    But your personality is ugly so i doubt your relationship will last, oh and by the way....... SHUT YOUR FACE:mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    El Jefe wrote: »
    Yes , i choose to work out a couple of times a week rather than sit in front of my comp screen whacking off and you use that to mock me , comon dude , thats weak. I am also 6ft 4 ,230 pounds and pretty handsome ( so my mammy tells me) hence the hot rich Canadian girlfriend.

    Wow, you must be really tough! I would be terrified waiting in line for the bus with you. Not to mention, such wit! I'll bet you're the funniest guy in your office.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭cml387


    El Jefe wrote: »
    Yes , i choose to work out a couple of times a week rather than sit in front of my comp screen whacking off and you use that to mock me , comon dude , thats weak. I am also 6ft 4 ,230 pounds and pretty handsome ( so my mammy tells me) hence the hot rich Canadian girlfriend.


    He's 4,230 pounds. I wouldn't mess with him. He might sit on you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭El Jefe


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Calm down keyboard warrior.

    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROIIIIIID RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!



    Wow , I have never seen that pic before , did you find that all by yourself , You must be some sort of comedic genius , Seriously dude , your genius is lost here. And the Roid Rage SCCCRRRREEEAAAAAAMMMMM , meaning you automatically assume cause i am in to fitness that I am a juicer . Well done..... no doubt this has made your weekend .... you can now go on to enjoy a fulfilling weekend of World of Warcraft, microwave meals and excessive masturbation to midget granny porn.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    El Jefe wrote: »
    Wow , I have never seen that pic before , did you find that all by yourself , You must be some sort of comedic genius , Seriously dude , your genius is lost here. And the Roid Rage SCCCRRRREEEAAAAAAMMMMM , meaning you automatically assume cause i am in to fitness that I am a juicer . Well done..... no doubt this has made your weekend .... you can now go on to enjoy a fulfilling weekend of World of Warcraft, microwave meals and excessive masturbation to midget granny porn.


    He's got me there anyway, dammit


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    How do we know you're handsome? Can we see some pics of your... bulk?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭El Jefe


    cml387 wrote: »
    He's 4,230 pounds. I wouldn't mess with him. He might sit on you.



    4,230
    4 ,230

    Dont see the difference ??. And to the other dude , yea i am very tough and you should be scared of me if you saw me at the bus but i dont get the bus , I drive my Maserati to work. And yes I may have an ugly personality but I am a handsome devil and in this shallow , beauty obsessed world I will gladly take the gorgeous hand I have been dealt. I am also a member of the Beautiful peoples club and i sense that this is where all this petty jealousy stems from.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    El Jefe wrote: »
    midget granny porn.

    The life-span of sufferers of dwarfism is unfortunately much lower than those of us who are healthy, as a result very few make it to an age where they would be featured in "granny porn".

    I find your willful ignorance and nonchalant crudeness on the matter highly offensive.

    Now, if you don't mind my dinner won't microwave itself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    El Jefe wrote: »
    4,230
    4 ,230

    Dont see the difference ??. And to the other dude , yea i am very tough and you should be scared of me if you saw me at the bus but i dont get the bus , I drive my Maserati to work. And yes I may have an ugly personality but I am a handsome devil and in this shallow , beauty obsessed world I will gladly take the gorgeous hand I have been dealt. I am also a member of the Beautiful peoples club and i sense that this is where all this petty jealousy stems from.

    God dammit I wish I was you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Says the one that gets worked up by some Americans arguing on a reality TV show.

    Riiiiiiiight.


    Ditto.

    Weirdo ! leave Ditto alone ..


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Seachmall wrote: »
    The life-span of sufferers of dwarfism is unfortunately much lower than those of us who are healthy, as a result very few make it to an age where they would be featured in "granny porn".

    I find your willful ignorance and nonchalant crudeness on the matter highly offensive.

    Now, if you don't mind my dinner won't microwave itself.

    I was thinking the same but then I thought it's probably midget + granny. I wouldn't really be into that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    ok i am really tired of this guy, can we please get him banned now?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    cml387 wrote: »
    He's 4,230 pounds. I wouldn't mess with him. He might sit on you.

    And he's got 6 feet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭El Jefe


    Seachmall wrote: »
    The life-span of sufferers of dwarfism is unfortunately much lower than those of us who are healthy, as a result very few make it to an age where they would be featured in "granny porn".

    I find your willful ignorance and nonchalant crudeness on the matter highly offensive.

    Now, if you don't mind my dinner won't microwave itself.



    Maybe so but a midget can become a Granny at an unlikely but not impossible age of lets say 30 ( her daughter of 15 has another son/daughter) making her a granny , granted we are talking about one slutty family of little people but thats beside the point. The 30 year old Grandmother then decides that a career in porn is for her making her a Granny pornstar so my good man i have not displayed willful ignorance with regard to the life cycle of dwarfs but rather you have displayed ignorance on the matter of a females reproductive life , from that i take it you know nothing about pus*y ..............Virgin


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    :mad: I like clowns!

    Since when did AH turn on Clowns?? No-one told me!


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,060 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    What a well rounded friendly individual this Jefe guy is. He has a hot rich Canadian girlfriend and drives a Maserati.. but couldn't find the correct forum to post in and can't handle a bit of ribbing without getting personal and angry.

    I call bullshit on at least half of the above


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    id say this thread has 10 mins left,max!biko will be on his lunch break : )


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    Have to say I think El Jefe wins this round. He's a newbie and all you guys ganged up on him and he still won.

    Go El Jefe! :D

    p.s If you guys try to get him banned you are all very sore losers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill



    I call bullshit on at least half of the above


    So we do like clowns?? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    huh,but he started it.mum


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    curlzy wrote: »
    Have to say I think El Jefe wins this round. He's a newbie and all you guys ganged up on him and he still won.

    Go El Jefe! :D

    p.s If you guys try to get him banned you are all very sore losers.

    You're his gilrfriend , right ?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭Dimithy


    El Jefe wrote: »
    I am also 6ft 4

    You seem to have grown an inch since last month.

    Nice.


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