Government plans to sell cork

micropig

Not sure if this is real or not but I think it's a great idea:D,

In fact we could just cut off the west side of the island.

Any thoughts?

Parsley

Would be for the best.

Mickey H

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micropig

Mickey H wrote: »

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mikemac1

That Wexford accent is painful to listen to

micropig

mikemac1 wrote: »

That Wexford accent is painful to listen to

Also a coast county, maybe we could cut it off too?

grindle

Hopefully we'll be bought by the Brits - they had the best bonfires back in the day.

micropig

grindle wrote: »

Hopefully we'll be bought by the Brits - they had the best bonfires back in the day.

oooh & fireworks...all we need to bring is the drink!

timesnap

Moved to the peoples republic of Cork website:pac:

micropig

timesnap wrote: »

Moved to the peoples republic of Cork website:pac:

I don't think we were supposed to tell them yet....The new name will be The Peoples Republic of the Atlantic!!

Hande hoche!

Wouldn't pay more than a billion for it to be honest.

mikemac1

If we're going to play this game then Cashel should be the new capital of Ireland

Our greatest leader Brian Boru ruled from there.

jester77

Risky move, you'd have to wonder what will flow out of the country once the cork has been removed

micropig

mikemac1 wrote: »

If we're going to play this game then Cashel should be the new capital of Ireland

Our greatest leader Brian Boru ruled from there.

First road in Ireland was from the Rock of Cashel to the Hill of Tara, Either or both of these should be the real capitals;)

grindle

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Wouldn't pay more than a billion for it to be honest.

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Oh yeah! Happy as a pig in Limerick.

Hande hoche!

grindle wrote: »

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Happy as a pig in... Wait... What's worse than shït?
Oh yeah! Happy as a pig in Limerick.

Don't worry it's mainly jealousy.

The Snipe

grindle wrote: »

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Happy as a pig in... Wait... What's worse than shït?
Oh yeah! Happy as a pig in Limerick.

Not as happy as an idiot in Dublin though

timesnap

XiledSniper wrote: »

Not as happy as an idiot in Dublin though

How dare you call me that?

Reported!

token101

If we could only seceed and build walls high enough that the horses in Limerick and the donkeys in Kerry couldn't jump

cruiser178

grindle wrote: »

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Happy as a pig in... Wait... What's worse than shït?
Oh yeah! Happy as a pig in Limerick.

spare change budd

micropig

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Wouldn't pay more than a billion for it to be honest.

Your bid has been recorded, we'll get back to you in due course....














When no other bids come in:D

mikemac1

Leave Murphys Stout behind when ye leave
Middleton and Jameson too

Thanks

grindle

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Don't worry it's mainly jealousy.

I know, from between Shannon/Limerick myself. C'mere'n I'll tell you a question, ain't it a sad shtate when you have to pretend you're from somewhere else to make it seem like you're not a waster?
Here I am, being a waster in Cork. The shame.

Hande hoche!

micropig wrote: »

Your bid has been recorded, we'll get back to you in due course....














When no other bids come in:D

The pay per view flogging of Seán Sherlock will largely finance it.

chickendinner

Cork man drowns

micropig

Hande hoche! wrote: »

The pay per view flogging of Seán Sherlock will largely finance it.

Where do I sign up for that....you may be on to a realistic way of getting de country some monies:D

timesnap

micropig wrote: »

Where do I sign up for that

Cork Sky Atlantic of course:pac:
hey what's with the free plugging of Murphys, wha about Beamish boy?

mariebeth

Wouldn't mind too much as long as they sold Cork to a country that knows how to actually run a country. Think us Corkonians would be getting the better end of the deal!

micropig

mariebeth wrote: »

Wouldn't mind too much as long as they sold Cork to a country that knows how to actually run a country. Think us Corkonians would be getting the better end of the deal!

Well, Hande Hoche is the lead bidder at the moment...So looking more likely they'll be your new leader...All Hail!

deise go deo

So we have to give them a billion to take Cork? Sounds about fair.

mp22

deise go deo wrote: »

So we have to give them a billion to take Cork? Sounds about fair.

Sound business practice from the capital as usual:rolleyes:

micropig

mp22 wrote: »

Sound business practice from the capital as usual:rolleyes:

Yes, on second thoughts, they'll want more than a billion to take it:p

Rented Mule

micropig wrote: »

Not sure if this is real or not but I think it's a great idea:D,

In fact we could just cut off the west side of the island.

Any thoughts?

You cut off the west coast of Ireland, and I'd move back.

.....to the west coast of Ireland.

Plenty of natural gas that they would have the balls to claim for their own.

Dr Expired

"Ya langer boooooooooyyyyyyyyyy"

God, can we not just give it away.

fedor.2.

I am not going to let this go ahead, mark my words.

biko

AHCVPL

starch4ser

To be fair, if you did put all the counties in Ireland up for sale, Cork is the only one that would sell. We'd have to pay someone to take any of the other 31 off us!

micropig

starch4ser wrote: »

To be fair, if you did put all the counties in Ireland up for sale, Cork is the only one that would sell. We'd have to pay someone to take any of the other 31 off us!

By the looks of the map on the video, they've already sold the North without telling us:mad::p

Faith

micropig wrote: »

Not sure if this is real or not

micropig

flutterflye

micropig

timesnap

We should have known those cute hoors in Cork knew something we didn't!.

EXPLORATION company Providence Resources has struck oil and discovered the first commercial well off the Irish coast.

Providence Resources said flows in Barryroe, 50km from Co Cork, is almost double the 1,800 barrels of oil per day (bopd) barrier set by the firm as being commercial.

http://www.independent.ie/business/irish/oil-strike-off-cork-coast-raises-3514-barrels-a-day-3051267.html

Mickey H

Mickey H wrote: »

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V18h-_kEsy8

losthorizon

Yep, we have our oil. We are ready to go. Bye!

Rothko

mikemac1 wrote: »

That Wexford accent is painful to listen to

No, it's not. It's a beautiful sound.