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Government plans to sell cork

  • 07-03-2012 4:03pm
    #1
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭




    Not sure if this is real or not but I think it's a great idea:D,

    In fact we could just cut off the west side of the island.

    Any thoughts?


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  • #2
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    Would be for the best.


  • #3
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Coming up next... The Weather.


  • #4
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Coming up next... The Weather.

    :D


  • #5
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    That Wexford accent is painful to listen to


  • #6
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    That Wexford accent is painful to listen to

    Also a coast county, maybe we could cut it off too?


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  • #7
    grindle
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    Hopefully we'll be bought by the Brits - they had the best bonfires back in the day.


  • #8
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    grindle wrote: »
    Hopefully we'll be bought by the Brits - they had the best bonfires back in the day.

    oooh & fireworks...all we need to bring is the drink!


  • #9
    timesnap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭timesnap


    Moved to the peoples republic of Cork website:pac:


  • #10
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    timesnap wrote: »
    Moved to the peoples republic of Cork website:pac:

    I don't think we were supposed to tell them yet....The new name will be The Peoples Republic of the Atlantic!!


  • #11
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,399 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Wouldn't pay more than a billion for it to be honest.


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  • #12
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    If we're going to play this game then Cashel should be the new capital of Ireland

    Our greatest leader Brian Boru ruled from there.


  • #13
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Risky move, you'd have to wonder what will flow out of the country once the cork has been removed


  • #14
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    If we're going to play this game then Cashel should be the new capital of Ireland

    Our greatest leader Brian Boru ruled from there.

    First road in Ireland was from the Rock of Cashel to the Hill of Tara, Either or both of these should be the real capitals;)


  • #15
    grindle
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    Wouldn't pay more than a billion for it to be honest.

    Hande hoche! Registered User
    Join Date: Apr 2008
    Location: Limerick
    Posts: 1,385

    Happy as a pig in... Wait... What's worse than shït?
    Oh yeah! Happy as a pig in Limerick.


  • #16
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,399 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    grindle wrote: »
    Hande hoche! Registered User
    Join Date: Apr 2008
    Location: Limerick
    Posts: 1,385

    Happy as a pig in... Wait... What's worse than shït?
    Oh yeah! Happy as a pig in Limerick.
    Don't worry it's mainly jealousy.


  • #17
    The Snipe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    grindle wrote: »
    Hande hoche! Registered User
    Join Date: Apr 2008
    Location: Limerick
    Posts: 1,385

    Happy as a pig in... Wait... What's worse than shït?
    Oh yeah! Happy as a pig in Limerick.

    Not as happy as an idiot in Dublin though ;)


  • #18
    timesnap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭timesnap


    XiledSniper wrote: »
    Not as happy as an idiot in Dublin though ;)

    How dare you call me that?

    Reported!


  • #19
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    If we could only seceed and build walls high enough that the horses in Limerick and the donkeys in Kerry couldn't jump :(


  • #20
    cruiser178
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    grindle wrote: »
    Hande hoche! Registered User
    Join Date: Apr 2008
    Location: Limerick
    Posts: 1,385

    Happy as a pig in... Wait... What's worse than shït?
    Oh yeah! Happy as a pig in Limerick.


    spare change budd


  • #21
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    Wouldn't pay more than a billion for it to be honest.

    Your bid has been recorded, we'll get back to you in due course....














    When no other bids come in:D


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  • #22
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Leave Murphys Stout behind when ye leave
    Middleton and Jameson too

    Thanks


  • #23
    grindle
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    Don't worry it's mainly jealousy.

    I know, from between Shannon/Limerick myself. C'mere'n I'll tell you a question, ain't it a sad shtate when you have to pretend you're from somewhere else to make it seem like you're not a waster?
    Here I am, being a waster in Cork. The shame.


  • #24
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,399 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    micropig wrote: »
    Your bid has been recorded, we'll get back to you in due course....














    When no other bids come in:D

    The pay per view flogging of Seán Sherlock will largely finance it.


  • #25
    chickendinner
    Registered Users Posts: 180 ✭✭chickendinner


    Cork man drowns


  • #26
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    The pay per view flogging of Seán Sherlock will largely finance it.

    Where do I sign up for that....you may be on to a realistic way of getting de country some monies:D


  • #27
    timesnap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭timesnap


    micropig wrote: »
    Where do I sign up for that

    Cork Sky Atlantic of course:pac:
    hey what's with the free plugging of Murphys, wha about Beamish boy?


  • #28
    mariebeth
    Registered Users Posts: 892 ✭✭✭mariebeth


    Wouldn't mind too much as long as they sold Cork to a country that knows how to actually run a country. Think us Corkonians would be getting the better end of the deal! :p


  • #29
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    mariebeth wrote: »
    Wouldn't mind too much as long as they sold Cork to a country that knows how to actually run a country. Think us Corkonians would be getting the better end of the deal! :p

    Well, Hande Hoche is the lead bidder at the moment...So looking more likely they'll be your new leader...All Hail!


  • #30
    deise go deo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭deise go deo


    So we have to give them a billion to take Cork? Sounds about fair.


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  • #31
    mp22
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Regional South Moderators Posts: 6,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭mp22


    deise go deo wrote: »
    So we have to give them a billion to take Cork? Sounds about fair.


    Sound business practice from the capital as usual:rolleyes:


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