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    #32
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Mate of mine went into a massage parlour, stripped off and a young asian lady proceeded to massage his back.
    After a while she told him to roll over, which he did only for his old man to be standing to attention...

    "Oooooooohhhhh, you want ****"! she shreiked.

    "Yes please", says he.

    "OK, I come back in 2 minutes", she replied.

    So, there he lies, hands behind head, thinking of his happy ending, when she pops her head around the door and says, "YOU FINISHED YET!"..


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    #33
    ziggy23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    Didn't think it was still as popular. Back when the Celtic Tiger was still alive I used to rent a room in an accupuncture clinic doing beauty treatments including massages (actual massages!). The amount of men I had to get thrown out because they genuinely thought they were going to get a handjob etc:mad::o
    There used to be a pull out section in the Herald with tonnes of 'massage parlours' in it.


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    #34
    dvpower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    My happy ending will be getting the stress rubbed out from me with hot stones.
    I suppose different people react in different ways.


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    #35
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Originally Posted by ilovesleep View Post
    My happy ending will be getting the stress rubbed out from me with hot stones.

    Kinky,


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    #36
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I have a massage booked for later in the week. My happy ending will be getting the stress rubbed out from me with hot stones.

    FYP :pac:

    It would work better if you were a guy :p


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    #37
    cruiser178
    Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I have a massage booked for later in the week. My happy ending will be getting the stress rubbed out from me with hot stones.


    Mmm cunning little minx.


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    #38
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Mmm cunning little minx.
    cunninglinguist


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    #39
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    cunninglinguist

    But would she speak fellatio, that is a hard language to get your tongue around.


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    #40
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    44leto wrote: »
    But would she speak fellatio, that is a hard language to get your tongue around.
    Takes some lickin alright.


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    #41
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Takes some lickin alright.

    Definitely a hard language to swallow.


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    #42
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    apologies, I appear to have walked into a male virgin thread


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    #43
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Babybuff wrote: »
    apologies, I appear to have walked wanked into a male virgin thread
    PFFTCHTFFFTCH :pac:


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    #44
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Babybuff wrote: »
    apologies, I appear to have walked into a male virgin thread

    Sh1t how did you know, I thought I was concealing that fact well.:(


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    #45
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    CarrickMcJoe wrote: »
    After a while she told him to roll over, which he did only for his old man to be standing to attention....

    I find the fact that his dad was there more disturbing than the **** aspect of it


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    #46
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Seriously though, if they were to legalize and tax it we'd be on the pig's back.

    Think of the headlines...
    IRELAND **** ITS WAY OUT OF RECESSION - A STROKE OF GENIUS
    A HAPPY ENDING FOR IRELAND'S ECONOMIC WOES
    Any others?


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    #47
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    The irish pull together for quick relief from the recession etc etc


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    #48
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Babybuff wrote: »
    apologies, I appear to have walked into a male virgin thread

    How did you walk into a thread on the internet?

    explain this witchcraft!! :mad:


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    #49
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    How did you walk into a thread on the internet?

    explain this witchcraft!! :mad:
    it's a special woman only power, you can't have it.


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    #50
    Robdude
    Closed Accounts Posts: 709 ✭✭✭Robdude


    I'm really confused about prostitution in Ireland.

    I had Irish coworkers tell me about a prostitution sting that happened (this was a few months back). I said, 'Umm, isn't that legal here?' and they both said, 'Absolutely not'.

    I looked it up on Wikipedia and it said it was legal; but I didn't want to bring the issue up again and have my co-workers think I know too much about prostitutes.

    So umm - is it really legal here? And if so, why does it seem like people are getting arrested for it.


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