Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

massage parlours

Options
  • 05-03-2012 4:35pm
    #1
    jpharr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭


    loads of massage parlours opening all over the city.
    All offer massage services, but most discreetly seem to offer "happy endings" for extra fees while you are there.
    What is the legal satnding on this. is it classed as prostitution... Is it illegal??
    Tagged:


«1

Comments

  • Options
    #2
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    It is classed as prostitution.

    Prostitution is legal.

    It is also classed as a brothel.

    Brothels are illegal.


  • Options
    #3
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    jpharr wrote: »
    loads of massage parlours opening all over the city.
    All offer massage services, but most discreetly seem to offer "happy endings" for extra fees while you are there.
    What is the legal satnding on this. is it classed as prostitution... Is it illegal??

    I believe its a grey area, you are not allowed to run a brothel but 2 consenting adults can come to an agreement for services.


  • Options
    #4
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Paid for hand jobs will be the death of society I'm sure of it


  • Options
    #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's only illegal if it's a female doing the jacking off.:pac:


  • Options
    #6
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    If I wasn't happy after my massage I would demand my money back. It's basic consumer rights.

    http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/consumer_affairs/consumer_protection/consumer_rights/your_rights_when_you_buy_a_service.html

    Happy endings should be mandatory.


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    eh where are thes parlours? my eh, friend wants to know.


  • Options
    #8
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Which city?


  • Options
    #9
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Why did you start 2 threads about this? Got some services to offer?


  • Options
    #10
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Paid for hand jobs will be the death of society I'm sure of it

    I can't understand paying for something you can do yourself.


  • Options
    #11
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Born to Die wrote: »
    I can't understand paying for something you can do yourself.

    Lots of people employ cleaners... why should getting your pipes cleaned be any different?


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #12
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Born to Die wrote: »
    I can't understand paying for something you can do yourself.
    Its the old celtic tiger frame of mind, why do something when you can pay a foreigner to do it for you :cool:


  • Options
    #13
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Sky King wrote: »
    Lots of people employ cleaners... why should getting your pipes cleaned be any different?

    I am an expert at pipe cleaning, it would take years to get someone else up to speed.


  • Options
    #14
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    It won't end well.
    Oh no wait, it will.


  • Options
    #15
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    jpharr wrote: »
    loads of massage parlours opening all over the city.
    All offer massage services, but most discreetly seem to offer "happy endings" for extra fees while you are there.
    What is the legal satnding on this. is it classed as prostitution... Is it illegal??

    This is Dublin I assume? Since there's only once city in Ireland.


  • Options
    #16
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    So you could class a massage parlour as a...milking parlour. :rolleyes:


  • Options
    #17
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Sindri wrote: »
    So you could class a massage parlour as a...milking parlour. :rolleyes:

    I don't know about putting one of those pumps on my udder.


  • Options
    #18
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    OP, a "happy ending" just means they don't steal your wallet.


  • Options
    #19
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    My penis has a lot of tension, why is massaging it such a taboo?


  • Options
    #20
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    My penis has a lot of tension, why is massaging it such a taboo?

    But a massage gives your penis a lot of tension.


  • Options
    #21
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    44leto wrote: »
    But a massage gives your penis a lot of tension.
    It does at first. But once all the knots have been worked out, it relaxes completely and you end up feeling really relaxed afterwards. Sleepy almost.


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #22
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    "how is the bed so sticky?"
    "eh...Massage oil..."


  • Options
    #23
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    How much for belly rub?


  • Options
    #24
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    Do they also do prostate messages??


  • Options
    #25
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Mickey Dazzler wrote: »
    Do they also do prostate massages??

    Lets hope so ;)

    If not I'll just go for my usual "Tits & a Hand Shandy" :D


  • Options
    #26
    Gannicus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    kfallon wrote: »
    Lets hope so ;)

    If not I'll just go for my usual "Tits & a Hand Shandy" :D

    That sounds like you're ordering a takeaway...


  • Options
    #27
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Seachmall wrote: »
    It is classed as prostitution.

    Prostitution is legal.
    That really depends on what one means by prostitution.

    Many people would refer to solicitation as constituting part of their interpretation of the word, in which case prostitution could be said to be illegal.

    Under some definitions 'prostitution' is illegal, under others it is not.


  • Options
    #28
    Fenian Army
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭Fenian Army


    token101 wrote: »
    jpharr wrote: »
    loads of massage parlours opening all over the city.
    All offer massage services, but most discreetly seem to offer "happy endings" for extra fees while you are there.
    What is the legal satnding on this. is it classed as prostitution... Is it illegal??

    This is Dublin I assume? Since there's only once city in Ireland.
    Might want to do a recount there


  • Options
    #29
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Went to a Chinese Acupuncturist for a shoulder injury. The happy ending was getting out with my back intact. For such a little lady, she was so rough. I'd be worried if she got a hold of anything else after my ordeal.


  • Options
    #30
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    I have a massage booked for later in the week. My happy ending will be getting the stress rubbed out from me with hot stones.


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #31
    daddydick
    Registered Users Posts: 407 ✭✭daddydick


    Fenian Army wrote: »
    Might want to do a recount there

    I think he was joking there Mr Fenian Army


Advertisement