massage parlours

jpharr

loads of massage parlours opening all over the city.
All offer massage services, but most discreetly seem to offer "happy endings" for extra fees while you are there.
What is the legal satnding on this. is it classed as prostitution... Is it illegal??

Seachmall

It is classed as prostitution.

Prostitution is legal.

It is also classed as a brothel.

Brothels are illegal.

44leto

jpharr wrote: »

loads of massage parlours opening all over the city.
All offer massage services, but most discreetly seem to offer "happy endings" for extra fees while you are there.
What is the legal satnding on this. is it classed as prostitution... Is it illegal??

I believe its a grey area, you are not allowed to run a brothel but 2 consenting adults can come to an agreement for services.

BraziliaNZ

Paid for hand jobs will be the death of society I'm sure of it

It's only illegal if it's a female doing the jacking off.:pac:

Sky King

If I wasn't happy after my massage I would demand my money back. It's basic consumer rights.

http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/consumer_affairs/consumer_protection/consumer_rights/your_rights_when_you_buy_a_service.html

Happy endings should be mandatory.

Temptamperu

eh where are thes parlours? my eh, friend wants to know.

Born to Die

Which city?

smash

Why did you start 2 threads about this? Got some services to offer?

Born to Die

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Paid for hand jobs will be the death of society I'm sure of it

I can't understand paying for something you can do yourself.

Sky King

Born to Die wrote: »

I can't understand paying for something you can do yourself.

Lots of people employ cleaners... why should getting your pipes cleaned be any different?

Temptamperu

Born to Die wrote: »

I can't understand paying for something you can do yourself.

Its the old celtic tiger frame of mind, why do something when you can pay a foreigner to do it for you :cool:

Born to Die

Sky King wrote: »

Lots of people employ cleaners... why should getting your pipes cleaned be any different?

I am an expert at pipe cleaning, it would take years to get someone else up to speed.

Jesus Wept

It won't end well.
Oh no wait, it will.

token101

jpharr wrote: »

loads of massage parlours opening all over the city.
All offer massage services, but most discreetly seem to offer "happy endings" for extra fees while you are there.
What is the legal satnding on this. is it classed as prostitution... Is it illegal??

This is Dublin I assume? Since there's only once city in Ireland.

Sindri

So you could class a massage parlour as a...milking parlour. :rolleyes:

44leto

Sindri wrote: »

So you could class a massage parlour as a...milking parlour. :rolleyes:

I don't know about putting one of those pumps on my udder.

Logical Fallacy

OP, a "happy ending" just means they don't steal your wallet.

DonkeyStyle \o/

My penis has a lot of tension, why is massaging it such a taboo?

44leto

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

My penis has a lot of tension, why is massaging it such a taboo?

But a massage gives your penis a lot of tension.

DonkeyStyle \o/

44leto wrote: »

But a massage gives your penis a lot of tension.

It does at first. But once all the knots have been worked out, it relaxes completely and you end up feeling really relaxed afterwards. Sleepy almost.

Celly Smunt

"how is the bed so sticky?"
"eh...Massage oil..."

Gummy Panda

How much for belly rub?

Mickey Dazzler

Do they also do prostate messages??

kfallon

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

Do they also do prostate massages??

Lets hope so

If not I'll just go for my usual "Tits & a Hand Shandy"

Gannicus

kfallon wrote: »

Lets hope so

If not I'll just go for my usual "Tits & a Hand Shandy"

That sounds like you're ordering a takeaway...

later12

Seachmall wrote: »

It is classed as prostitution.

Prostitution is legal.

That really depends on what one means by prostitution.

Many people would refer to solicitation as constituting part of their interpretation of the word, in which case prostitution could be said to be illegal.

Under some definitions 'prostitution' is illegal, under others it is not.

Fenian Army

token101 wrote: »

jpharr wrote: »

loads of massage parlours opening all over the city.
All offer massage services, but most discreetly seem to offer "happy endings" for extra fees while you are there.
What is the legal satnding on this. is it classed as prostitution... Is it illegal??

This is Dublin I assume? Since there's only once city in Ireland.

Might want to do a recount there

L.Jenkins

Went to a Chinese Acupuncturist for a shoulder injury. The happy ending was getting out with my back intact. For such a little lady, she was so rough. I'd be worried if she got a hold of anything else after my ordeal.

ilovesleep

I have a massage booked for later in the week. My happy ending will be getting the stress rubbed out from me with hot stones.

daddydick

Fenian Army wrote: »

Might want to do a recount there

I think he was joking there Mr Fenian Army

CarrickMcJoe

Mate of mine went into a massage parlour, stripped off and a young asian lady proceeded to massage his back.
After a while she told him to roll over, which he did only for his old man to be standing to attention...

"Oooooooohhhhh, you want ****"! she shreiked.

"Yes please", says he.

"OK, I come back in 2 minutes", she replied.

So, there he lies, hands behind head, thinking of his happy ending, when she pops her head around the door and says, "YOU FINISHED YET!"..

ziggy23

Didn't think it was still as popular. Back when the Celtic Tiger was still alive I used to rent a room in an accupuncture clinic doing beauty treatments including massages (actual massages!). The amount of men I had to get thrown out because they genuinely thought they were going to get a handjob etc:mad::o
There used to be a pull out section in the Herald with tonnes of 'massage parlours' in it.

dvpower

ilovesleep wrote: »

My happy ending will be getting the stress rubbed out from me with hot stones.

I suppose different people react in different ways.

44leto

Originally Posted by ilovesleep View Post
My happy ending will be getting the stress rubbed out from me with hot stones.

Kinky,

kfallon

ilovesleep wrote: »

I have a massage booked for later in the week. My happy ending will be getting the stress rubbed out from me with hot stones.

FYP :pac:

It would work better if you were a guy

cruiser178

ilovesleep wrote: »

I have a massage booked for later in the week. My happy ending will be getting the stress rubbed out from me with hot stones.

Mmm cunning little minx.

senorwipesalot

cruiser178 wrote: »

Mmm cunning little minx.

cunninglinguist

44leto

senorwipesalot wrote: »

cunninglinguist

But would she speak fellatio, that is a hard language to get your tongue around.

senorwipesalot

44leto wrote: »

But would she speak fellatio, that is a hard language to get your tongue around.

Takes some lickin alright.

Celly Smunt

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Takes some lickin alright.

Definitely a hard language to swallow.

Babybuff

apologies, I appear to have walked into a male virgin thread

Celly Smunt

Babybuff wrote: »

apologies, I appear to have walked wanked into a male virgin thread

PFFTCHTFFFTCH :pac:

44leto

Babybuff wrote: »

apologies, I appear to have walked into a male virgin thread

Sh1t how did you know, I thought I was concealing that fact well.:(

Sky King

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

After a while she told him to roll over, which he did only for his old man to be standing to attention....

I find the fact that his dad was there more disturbing than the **** aspect of it

DonkeyStyle \o/

Seriously though, if they were to legalize and tax it we'd be on the pig's back.

Think of the headlines...
IRELAND **** ITS WAY OUT OF RECESSION - A STROKE OF GENIUS
A HAPPY ENDING FOR IRELAND'S ECONOMIC WOES
Any others?

Sky King

The irish pull together for quick relief from the recession etc etc

Gummy Panda

Babybuff wrote: »

apologies, I appear to have walked into a male virgin thread

How did you walk into a thread on the internet?

explain this witchcraft!! :mad:

Babybuff

Gummy Panda wrote: »

How did you walk into a thread on the internet?

explain this witchcraft!! :mad:

it's a special woman only power, you can't have it.

Robdude

I'm really confused about prostitution in Ireland.

I had Irish coworkers tell me about a prostitution sting that happened (this was a few months back). I said, 'Umm, isn't that legal here?' and they both said, 'Absolutely not'.

I looked it up on Wikipedia and it said it was legal; but I didn't want to bring the issue up again and have my co-workers think I know too much about prostitutes.

So umm - is it really legal here? And if so, why does it seem like people are getting arrested for it.