Getting Prank Calls...... Revenge ideas please.

Biggins

Jammy Donut wrote: »

Hi Guys,

Getting prank calls for the last 4 or 5 days, I have the number used.

What's the best way to just piss them off? Signing up to premium text services etc...

Any Ideas?

Falsely singing anyone up to any service is tantamount to committing fraud and mis-representation.
Both of which alone are answered for in an Irish court.

One should be VERY weary of asking people how to do this - never mind actually doing it!
(Never mind also asking on a public forum where everything is subsequently on record and might be used as evidence later!)

I say the above in the wish that the OP should be careful in how he responds.
I wouldn't wish to see anyone here get into trouble.

AngeGal

Ad in local paper offering a job, barperson wanted, no previous experience required or something. Will obviously cost a few quid but the way things are these days, they'll get hundreds of calls for days, that ought to learn em!

longhalloween

Go to gumtree.ie

Write personal ad claiming to be a young, newly single, promiscuous woman. Also add that pics are welcome.

languagenerd

A few years ago, we kept getting phone calls to my house asking about the "grey-footed geese" we were apparently selling. I live in Dublin, I dunno where we were supposed to have the space for all these geese...

Anyway, turns out there was an ad in Buy & Sell with our number. Never did find out if it was a prank or a misprint.

So yeah: put out an ad saying he's selling grey-footed geese. He'll get all sorts of weirdos... hopefully including the person who left a message on our answering machine and forgot their own phone number :P

spider_pig

Biggins wrote: »

Falsely singing anyone up to any service is tantamount to committing fraud and mis-representation.
Both of which alone are answered for in an Irish court.

One should be VERY weary of asking people how to do this - never mind actually doing it!
(Never mind also asking on a public forum where everything is subsequently on record and might be used as evidence later!)

I say the above in the wish that the OP should be careful in how he responds.
I wouldn't wish to see anyone here get into trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsf8LnThk5Y

Biggins

spider_pig wrote: »

Inserted Youtube clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk

Akarinn

Bahahaha.. What a response..!

wendell borton

Staple an american flag to his butt and mail him to iran.

Wild_Dogger

Got a few prank calls , had their number.

Decided to respond by going to the o2 website and scheduling my 250 free texts to him on the hour every hour, day and night with the message " what time is it? "

After 3 days he was begging me to stop ..... gave it another couple of days for good measure.

stupidusername

WD he obviously deserved it if he hadn't the brain to put his phone on silent or something.

Still like it though

acidskiffle

Track them down and burn their house to the ground.

mcmoustache

Answer the phone like this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmO32IdwuE

Mr.Crinklewood

Offer cheap package deals for Euro 2012.

Gannicus

IrishZeus wrote: »

Big Steve wrote: »

1. Put adds up on Gumtree with his car & house for sale.

2. Also put up furniture free to take away.

3. Put adds up on daft of apartments to rent.

4. Dating websites saying he is looking for a boyfriend.

5. If you know his address block you number and ring about 5 or six places and get food delivered to him all different times at night, giving his name and number

6. Rob his reg plates in the middle of the night and put them on a very similar car and do a few laps of the TOLL PLAZA let him get a huge bill weeks later.

I like your style!

I forgot my favourite retalliation. CAKE all the door handles and the boot handle of their car in Vaseline so they can't get into it..

Jimmy Garlic

An ad for half price (ono) tickets to see Rammstein at the O2, say you have to get rid of them quickly because you got offered a job and need to leave the country this week.

cofy

milehip1 wrote: »

get a whistle or airhorn, leave beside phone

/thread(always wanted to do that:D)

I once banged the receiver off of an empty biscuit tin - worked a treat, did not get any more loud breathing phone calls.

Jimmy Garlic

cofy wrote: »

I once banged the receiver off of an empty biscuit tin - worked a treat, did not get any more loud breathing phone calls.

Jesus Shaves

Put ads up on gumtree in variuos sections advertising free stuff

they will get non stop phone calls hehe

lastlaugh

I have a few really great ideas, just pm me your number and I'll text you them ASAP.

Zelkova

Jammy Donut wrote: »

Tried that route, A month before they'll do anything.

more like nine months, if ever

wilkie2006

Jammy Donut wrote: »

Hi Guys,

Getting prank calls for the last 4 or 5 days, I have the number used.

What's the best way to just piss them off? Signing up to premium text services etc...


Any Ideas?

Not quite a prank caller, but maybe you could try something a little like this: