Getting Prank Calls...... Revenge ideas please.

Jammy Donut

Hi Guys,

Getting prank calls for the last 4 or 5 days, I have the number used.

What's the best way to just piss them off? Signing up to premium text services etc...


Any Ideas?

The King of Moo

Change your number.

That should throw them.

Killer Wench

You have their number? Have you googled their phone number?

RichieC

Any friends in the Garda?

Jammy Donut

The King of Moo wrote: »

Change your number.

That should throw them.

Never thought of that :cool:

But no seriously, I know its someone local who I probably know so just want to piss them off for being stupid *****!

Jammy Donut

RichieC wrote: »

Any friends in the Garda?

Tried that route, A month before they'll do anything.

U mean saved otherwise u need help

if not put it up in gents toilets with lonely ? Next to it

ChunkyLover_53

1. Go to Gumtree.ie

2. Post a free plasma tv/ fridge/ stereo or whatever to take away

3. post phone number as contact

4. ???

5. Profit

Kill his parents and feed them back to him in a chilli.

milehip1

get a whistle or airhorn, leave beside phone

/thread(always wanted to do that:D)

saywhatyousee

Ride there sister and post it in the cool vids&pics&links thread.

lividduck

In before the lock

triforce9000

People still do prank calls? Retards

dr.bollocko

Join a hermitage / become homeless. The hermitage works for prank calls and heroin addiction. But being homeless just works for prank calls.
Nobody's going to prank call a homeless junkie.

ChunkyLover_53

Post the Number in personal ads your preferences to include elderly gentlmen of any sexual orientation.

Tedette

Answer the call, don't hang up but leave the phone down, they'll soon get pissed off paying for a crank call that lasts forever.

Celly Smunt

text them,if they text back,take their number and post it here.

Immaculate Pasta

Not really sure. Did you catch your refrigerator by the way? :cool:

Fromthetrees

Murder, murder, murder, death, death, death.
Keeping chanting this until it happens and I assure you this problem will go away.

some random drunk

Do nothing. Seriously, next time they ring don't say anything to them and don't hang up. Just put your phone down and walk away. They'll just get bored and it will waste their credit too.

The King of Moo

Create a fake profile for a beautiful girl (I'm assuming the dirty pranker is a young man) on facebook, also a few other fake profiles to be her friends if you really want to take it seriously.
Have her add him as a friend, saying she'd seen him around town and always wanted to talk to him. Take your time and do some flirting.

Finally, have "her" arrange to meet her at a certain spot in town, preferably with him wearing a red carnation. Then you and your friends can be there to laugh at him and break his little heart, and maybe beat him up.

If that's too much effort, take out some subscriptions to embarrassing magazines in his name and have them arrive at his address.

RiseToTheTop

It's annoying getting prank calls.

Especially the silent ones where the other person doesn't talk and then hangs up. I remember getting them for a couple of months a while back, well the span of a couple of months, they didn't phone regularly all the time. Thank God that's over.

fran oconnor

Find him and blast him with piss

Jammy Donut

Ohh loving the suggestions. :cool:

triforce9000

triforce9000 wrote: »

People still do prank calls? Retards

Some numpty rang my Dad over and over again a few months back in the small hours of the morning, I woke up to hear Dad telling someone to f off on the phone, the phone than rang again.

I took the phone and waited for it to ring again, when it did and the "chap" started talking I hung up, he rings back straight away and tells me not to ever hang up on him :eek: Hung up again straight away, this went on for a few mins over and over again. The lad was getting very irate so I told him his mother loved taking it up the hole. He got very p1ssed off with that and after a quite frankly retarded insult fest (on both sides) he hung up and that was it.

I have a fair idea who it was, an acquaintance of Dad's who has a drink problem and when he goes on a session he goes a bit lala. Bit of a w@nker when sober too I may add.

token101

why not just walk into a phone shop and just a buy a sim card with that number that's ringing you? It's almost definitely a pre paid phone. If not, head to the Gardai and say he's harrassing you. Might put the ****s up him.

Failing that get an extremely irritating sound and play it back to him. Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHUGeuMm45w

Gannicus

1. Put adds up on Gumtree with his car & house for sale.

2. Also put up furniture free to take away.

3. Put adds up on daft of apartments to rent.

4. Dating websites saying he is looking for a boyfriend.

5. If you know his address block you number and ring about 5 or six places and get food delivered to him all different times at night, giving his name and number

6. Rob his reg plates in the middle of the night and put them on a very similar car and do a few laps of the TOLL PLAZA let him get a huge bill weeks later.

Sully

Get a friend to call them from a landline. State you are calling from X Garda station, received a complaint and the next step if it continues will be filing for a Section 8 and requesting the telephone operator reveal your identity/location. Us doing so will result in a prosecution.

Might stop!

IrishZeus

Big Steve wrote: »

1. Put adds up on Gumtree with his car & house for sale.

2. Also put up furniture free to take away.

3. Put adds up on daft of apartments to rent.

4. Dating websites saying he is looking for a boyfriend.

5. If you know his address block you number and ring about 5 or six places and get food delivered to him all different times at night, giving his name and number

6. Rob his reg plates in the middle of the night and put them on a very similar car and do a few laps of the TOLL PLAZA let him get a huge bill weeks later.

I like your style!

token101

token101 wrote: »

why not just walk into a phone shop and just a buy a sim card with that number that's ringing you?..........

Do what ?

Owen_S

milehip1 wrote: »

get a whistle or airhorn, leave beside phone

/thread(always wanted to do that:D)

Yeah let's not even take into account the capabilities of a phone's mic and speaker :rolleyes:

Anyway, post it on /b/ if you really want revenge, but only as a last resort.

Biggins

Jammy Donut wrote: »

Hi Guys,

Getting prank calls for the last 4 or 5 days, I have the number used.

What's the best way to just piss them off? Signing up to premium text services etc...

Any Ideas?

Falsely singing anyone up to any service is tantamount to committing fraud and mis-representation.
Both of which alone are answered for in an Irish court.

One should be VERY weary of asking people how to do this - never mind actually doing it!
(Never mind also asking on a public forum where everything is subsequently on record and might be used as evidence later!)

I say the above in the wish that the OP should be careful in how he responds.
I wouldn't wish to see anyone here get into trouble.

AngeGal

Ad in local paper offering a job, barperson wanted, no previous experience required or something. Will obviously cost a few quid but the way things are these days, they'll get hundreds of calls for days, that ought to learn em!

longhalloween

Go to gumtree.ie

Write personal ad claiming to be a young, newly single, promiscuous woman. Also add that pics are welcome.

languagenerd

A few years ago, we kept getting phone calls to my house asking about the "grey-footed geese" we were apparently selling. I live in Dublin, I dunno where we were supposed to have the space for all these geese...

Anyway, turns out there was an ad in Buy & Sell with our number. Never did find out if it was a prank or a misprint.

So yeah: put out an ad saying he's selling grey-footed geese. He'll get all sorts of weirdos... hopefully including the person who left a message on our answering machine and forgot their own phone number :P

spider_pig

Biggins wrote: »

Falsely singing anyone up to any service is tantamount to committing fraud and mis-representation.
Both of which alone are answered for in an Irish court.

One should be VERY weary of asking people how to do this - never mind actually doing it!
(Never mind also asking on a public forum where everything is subsequently on record and might be used as evidence later!)

I say the above in the wish that the OP should be careful in how he responds.
I wouldn't wish to see anyone here get into trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsf8LnThk5Y

Biggins

spider_pig wrote: »

Inserted Youtube clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk

Akarinn

Bahahaha.. What a response..!

wendell borton

Staple an american flag to his butt and mail him to iran.

Wild_Dogger

Got a few prank calls , had their number.

Decided to respond by going to the o2 website and scheduling my 250 free texts to him on the hour every hour, day and night with the message " what time is it? "

After 3 days he was begging me to stop ..... gave it another couple of days for good measure.

stupidusername

WD he obviously deserved it if he hadn't the brain to put his phone on silent or something.

Still like it though

acidskiffle

Track them down and burn their house to the ground.

mcmoustache

Answer the phone like this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmO32IdwuE

Mr.Crinklewood

Offer cheap package deals for Euro 2012.

Gannicus

IrishZeus wrote: »

Big Steve wrote: »

1. Put adds up on Gumtree with his car & house for sale.

2. Also put up furniture free to take away.

3. Put adds up on daft of apartments to rent.

4. Dating websites saying he is looking for a boyfriend.

5. If you know his address block you number and ring about 5 or six places and get food delivered to him all different times at night, giving his name and number

6. Rob his reg plates in the middle of the night and put them on a very similar car and do a few laps of the TOLL PLAZA let him get a huge bill weeks later.

I like your style!

I forgot my favourite retalliation. CAKE all the door handles and the boot handle of their car in Vaseline so they can't get into it..

Jimmy Garlic

An ad for half price (ono) tickets to see Rammstein at the O2, say you have to get rid of them quickly because you got offered a job and need to leave the country this week.

cofy

milehip1 wrote: »

get a whistle or airhorn, leave beside phone

/thread(always wanted to do that:D)

I once banged the receiver off of an empty biscuit tin - worked a treat, did not get any more loud breathing phone calls.

Jimmy Garlic

cofy wrote: »

I once banged the receiver off of an empty biscuit tin - worked a treat, did not get any more loud breathing phone calls.

Jesus Shaves

Put ads up on gumtree in variuos sections advertising free stuff

they will get non stop phone calls hehe

lastlaugh

I have a few really great ideas, just pm me your number and I'll text you them ASAP.

Zelkova

Jammy Donut wrote: »

Tried that route, A month before they'll do anything.

more like nine months, if ever