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    #32
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm waiting for us all to play hopscotch. Prize for the winner.

    He is ok sometimes, he has his moments. like us all.


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    #33
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    193850.jpg


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    #34
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Deki wrote: »
    What's its name?

    Edward.


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    #35
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    The hopscotch game is located in space, in the mists of The Pink Nebula. Being anything less than Fabulous! is not tolerated here, I'm afraid.


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    #36
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But how will hondasam ever get to play then?


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    #37
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    That is so cool, Thanks for naming it after me. Just what I need right now someone who is nice.


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    #38
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    But how will hondasam ever get to play then?

    you have to spoilt it. can you let me have one night off please. I had a really crap day.


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    #39
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Sarky and Sam are two parts of the same blubbery organism. Self-fellating its numerous grotesque appendages whilst posting on Boards.

    It seeks to draw us in, into its nightmare world.

    True then. True now.

    I have glitter-suits for those who are worried they may not be fabulous enough for the The Pink Nebula's atmosphere. Speaking of, word to the wise, outside of our own group please refer to the atmosphere as the ambiance.


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    #40
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You've thought of everything, I see. Good job, that man.


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    #41
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I would recognise your handy work every time sarky.

    FTGFOP don't let me and sarky scare you, we are just messing.

    lets play hopscotch.

    I have cake for the winner.


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    #42
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I have a confession to make. I don't know how to play hopscotch... and I can't draw a decent cow for love nor money.


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    #43
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You have done brilliant so far. it's fine.

    hopscotch is easy, me and sarky will teach you.


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    #44
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Less chat ffs


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    #45
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I just keep having trouble with the feelers.

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    #46
    LenaClaire
    Registered Users Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭LenaClaire


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    I just keep having trouble with the feelers.

    193871.jpg

    Ah jesus, that is going to give me nightmares!


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    #47
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    <sploosh>

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    #48
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Funny poem about first day at school.


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    #49
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    The smell of my plastic satchel
    sandwiches: corned beef and ketchup
    knowing the Irish for 'fire'
    the copper coin it earned me
    these are my memories
    of my first day at school




    All lies. All implants.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBkMVelmb08


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    #50
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    What an almighty sig!

    FTGFOP wins 100000000 points. and 10000000 pints.

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    Believe it or not that's a mosaic of millions fo pints of beer!


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    #51
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Mr. Boo wrote: »
    To return to TCN one must eat one's own head. There are quite functional and realistic prosthetics available these, so vanity is no excuse. Craig Doyle was made do it, and so should this guy.

    I bit my lip, will that do? I've also had eight mugs of tea (and I plan to have at least two more) if that's relevant.

    What do you have against the heir apparent of Wogania?


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    #52
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


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    Her name is Ewizzybeth.

    'wizzybeth 'wizzybeth, where have you been?
    Your presence was missed on the punk rock cow scene.
    I heard you got bit by a rabid, stray dog
    and then lost your mohawk in a thick fog

    But 'wizzybeth 'wizzybeth all is forgiven
    Come back right now you will be given:
    all the grass that you want and nose rings aplenty
    Sure, that's more than enough for girl in her twenties!




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    #53
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    @Fago! Cheers!


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    #54
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You're doing a great job!
    But, can you explain to me exactly what twitter is? I have an account for about 3 years now and still have no idea what to do with it.
    Do I need to add people to it to talk to them??


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    #55
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I'm glad you asked, Teddy! Twitter is part of a conspiracy by the all birds of the world to fly all the whales of the world to Wales. Twitter is used by them for coordination and propaganda porpoises, I mean purposes.

    why_is_fail_whale_not_fail_twitter_1.jpg

    Some people believe the seagulls are the chief orchestrators but to me that's tin foil hat stuff. I usually associate orchestras more with penguins anyway.


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    #56
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Bake me a cake, put my name on it with pink writing.


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    #57
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Yeesh! How late will you be staying up tonight?


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    #58
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Start a thread in AH about something humorous or humongous :D


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    #59
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    humorous
    Disney_-_Robin.gif?v=1
    Well, would you look at Yankee Doodle with the feather in his cap!


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    #60
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Yeesh! How late will you be staying up tonight?

    will not be in bed before 2am I would say. get baking. put nice decorations on it,


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    #61
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    i wuv wizzybeth :);)


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