fuh-tuh-guh-fop parole

Sarky

Got a request for unbanning from that other guy that was banned recently. However you spell his name.

You know the drill, make with the challenges. Don't disappoint The Leader. He spent the weekend in Cuba smoking what a little old lady TOLD him was a simple cigar, but he now has what looks like a serious case of The Fear. The resulting paranoia will not go well with posts abusing this thread or his prescription LSD.

TeddyTedson

Write something flattering in your sig about everyone who posts in this thread
For me I want you to say why I'm your favourite boardsie :P

hondasam

Draw a hopscotch game.

Deki

draw a lovely cow with very big soft eyes. I like cows. Maybe you could write a little poem to go with your lovely cow. And you have to give her a name suitable for such a cow.

Star Lord

Make Sarky laugh. Not a "lol" with no actual laugh. I want you to actually make him laugh.

Make with the funny.

Or, I dunno, draw what the leader saw when tripping balls.

Fago!

You must post here at 17:40 tomorrow with a picture of a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat!

TeddyTedson

Also bacon. I'd love to see a picture of some tasty bacon.

Deki

ah...bears are funny, also bear suits...

Mr. Boo

To return to TCN one must eat one's own head. There are quite functional and realistic prosthetics available these, so vanity is no excuse. Craig Doyle was made do it, and so should this guy.

Cicero

Scan the items you selected in a supermarket alphabetically and post the receipt here to prove it...

FTGFOP

Fago! wrote: »

You must post here at 17:40 tomorrow with a picture of a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat!

I'm not posh and so can't afford plums; best I can do you is an apple wearing aftershave as a hat... at 17.41.

FTGFOP

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Also bacon. I'd love to see a picture of some tasty bacon.

Sarky

Cook that bacon and make a Ted sammich!

FTGFOP

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Write something flattering in your sig about everyone who posts in this thread
For me I want you to say why I'm your favourite boardsie :P

This is what I've come up with so far.

Sarky, Teddy Tedson,
Hondasam and Deki too,
Damo El Diablo y Fago, that's who!
The greatest living legends
that ever walked the earth
They post in tCN, a place of mighty mirth!

I'm not a 100% happy with it, it's lacking back-handed compliments and on close inspection doesn't make any sense.

Now I will eat my meat sculpture.

hondasam

Looks good to me.

Deki

no cow ?:(
no bears or bear suits ?:(
:mad:

FTGFOP

Sarky wrote: »

Cook that bacon and make a Ted sammich!

I'm not really into health food so I don't have any bread but I made this pancakewich.

FTGFOP

Deki wrote: »

no cow ?:(
no bears or bear suits ?:(
:mad:

I haven't forgotten you, Deki! I'll get to everyone in time. Here's a pic as a token:



I'll do something for my sig and include Boo and Cicero too.

FTGFOP

Cicero wrote: »

Scan the items you selected in a supermarket alphabetically and post the receipt here to prove it...

Today I placed on the conveyor belt an apple, a banana, and a carrot in that order. My receipt said

"Red Delicous
Fyffes bananas
Loose carrots"

This will be more difficult than I had first anticipated. Damn those tricky supermarkets!

Cicero

FTGFOP wrote: »

Today I placed on the conveyor belt an apple, a banana, and a carrot in that order. My receipt said

"Red Delicous
Fyffes bananas
Loose carrots"

This will be more difficult than I had first anticipated. Damn those tricky supermarkets!

Ha! ..good enough for me...ta..:D

Squarewave

FTGFOP wrote: »

I'm not really into health food so I don't have any bread but I made this pancakewich.

Sweet zombie jesus, I want that so bad.

TeddyTedson

Amazing so far!! :D
A+

I want you to thank this post for me where I reported spam like a good citizen should, because I have a feeling that Silverfish ignored my post and thanked The Master instead, who posted it after me, because she doesn't like me:mad:


http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=77229501&postcount=1884

Sarky

God, that's Sooo like her.

TeddyTedson

Sarky wrote: »

God, that's Sooo like her.

Probably been dying to do that me for months I'd say. :mad:

Silverfish

FINE I thanked it.

I'm not sure why I didn't.

Now stop crying, there there, it's okay. Blow your nose? Okay? Okay? Okay. Good. Now. All better.

Sarky

I love happy endings.

TeddyTedson

They generally cost a bit more though...
erm.
Bah I don't want it thanked now. Un-thank it :mad::mad:

hondasam

Oh shut up ffs, ye are giving me a headache.

Sarky

Nobody cares, Sam. Be quiet. Christ, you're like Matt with a vagina sometimes.

hondasam

You do care, I know you do.

Deki

He has evidenced some caring tendencies lately. i think he had better put that in check. Who knows what it might lead to.

re: ftgfop: thank you for the bovine. What's its name?

.

hondasam

I'm waiting for us all to play hopscotch. Prize for the winner.

He is ok sometimes, he has his moments. like us all.

FTGFOP

FTGFOP

Deki wrote: »

What's its name?

Edward.

FTGFOP

The hopscotch game is located in space, in the mists of The Pink Nebula. Being anything less than Fabulous! is not tolerated here, I'm afraid.

Sarky

But how will hondasam ever get to play then?

hondasam

That is so cool, Thanks for naming it after me. Just what I need right now someone who is nice.

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

But how will hondasam ever get to play then?

you have to spoilt it. can you let me have one night off please. I had a really crap day.

FTGFOP

FTGFOP wrote: »

Sarky and Sam are two parts of the same blubbery organism. Self-fellating its numerous grotesque appendages whilst posting on Boards.

It seeks to draw us in, into its nightmare world.

True then. True now.

I have glitter-suits for those who are worried they may not be fabulous enough for the The Pink Nebula's atmosphere. Speaking of, word to the wise, outside of our own group please refer to the atmosphere as the ambiance.

Sarky

You've thought of everything, I see. Good job, that man.

hondasam

I would recognise your handy work every time sarky.

FTGFOP don't let me and sarky scare you, we are just messing.

lets play hopscotch.

I have cake for the winner.

FTGFOP

I have a confession to make. I don't know how to play hopscotch... and I can't draw a decent cow for love nor money.

hondasam

You have done brilliant so far. it's fine.

hopscotch is easy, me and sarky will teach you.

Sarky

Less chat ffs

FTGFOP

I just keep having trouble with the feelers.

LenaClaire

FTGFOP wrote: »

I just keep having trouble with the feelers.

Ah jesus, that is going to give me nightmares!

Sarky

<sploosh>

hondasam

Funny poem about first day at school.

FTGFOP

The smell of my plastic satchel
sandwiches: corned beef and ketchup
knowing the Irish for 'fire'
the copper coin it earned me
these are my memories
of my first day at school




All lies. All implants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBkMVelmb08

Fago!

What an almighty sig!

FTGFOP wins 100000000 points. and 10000000 pints.



Believe it or not that's a mosaic of millions fo pints of beer!

FTGFOP

Mr. Boo wrote: »

To return to TCN one must eat one's own head. There are quite functional and realistic prosthetics available these, so vanity is no excuse. Craig Doyle was made do it, and so should this guy.

I bit my lip, will that do? I've also had eight mugs of tea (and I plan to have at least two more) if that's relevant.

What do you have against the heir apparent of Wogania?