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What would Jesus drive?

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  • #32
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    I'm talking about a beetle car the old ones the old BMW ones I think, the one Mr Bean would drive lol not a beetle insect!


  • #33
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Your post is like crime in a multi-storey car park -wrong on so many levels.


  • #34
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Do you think Jesus would like Boursin cheese?


  • #35
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'd say he covers himself in it. F*ck knows the body of christ is really bland without a bit of cheese or pate or something.


  • #36
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    when you receive the body of Christ do you let it melt it in your mouth or just swallow it?
    Do you pray after you receive?

    I'm sure he would drive a Lamborghini.


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  • #37
    starlit
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    maybe a honda civic or just a horse as in he'd have a horse out side or a donkey!


  • #38
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    If Jesus was around today, he wouldn't be the the Bee Gee Jesus that a lot of illustrations portray him as, he'd look like me (maybe not as handsome) and he'd either drive a Mercedes SLS AMG, an Armet Gurkha F5 or a DeLorean (which could obviously time travel.) In fact since he's omnipresent he'd drive them all at the same time and he'd always wear sunglasses, even at night and indoors.:cool:
    doovdela wrote: »
    I'm talking about a beetle car the old ones the old BMW ones I think, the one Mr Bean would drive lol not a beetle insect!

    Mr. Bean drove a Mini.


  • #39
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Id say he would drive this one...

    laura-vandervoort-bikini.jpg


  • #40
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    He would drive the sellers from the temple cause they have crept back in when no one was looking.


  • #41
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    : Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?


    : Sure, they're very scent-imental! "


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  • #42
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    jesus-on-a-bike.jpg?w=448&h=336


    Jesus will keep it real.


  • #43
    irishh_bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭irishh_bob


    a humvee like all GOP voters in amerika


  • #44
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Jesus is a democrat. so guess he travels on a donkey.


  • #45
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I think you will find he was Irish and travelled by pony and cart.


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