What would Jesus drive?

wendell borton

If jesus has around today what car would he drive?

chiefwiggum

easy... a prius

colm_mcm

Can't he fly?

randy hickey

He drives a Lexus GS300.:D

dilallio

Definately a motorbike.

According to the bible the last time he was around ...

"When Jeses entered Jerusalem you could hear the roar of his Triumph"

Eathrin

Probably a Chrytsler

scoobymunster

Jesus wouldn't drive, he'd just use the pope mobile.

dahamsta

Used Skoda Fabia with a Padre Pio badge on the dash.

brummytom

He's Jesus, he could just demand piggybacks everywhere

Pacifist Pigeon

A magic carpet, like Aladdin.

phasers

Probably a minibus, he has all those apostles to ferry around after all

Duckworth_Luas

Not the snakes out of Ireland anyway. St Patrick has that covered.

AlmightyDublin

Nissan Micra

wendell borton

dilallio wrote: »

Definately a motorbike.

According to the bible the last time he was around ...

Reminds me of the motorcycle diaries.

In 1952, a semester before Ernesto "Fuser" Guevara is due to complete his medical degree, he and his older friend Alberto Granado, a biochemist, leave Buenos Aires in order to travel across South America. While there is a goal at the end of their journey - they intend to work in a leper colony in Peru - the main purpose is initially fun and adventure. They desire to see as much of Latin America as they can, more than 5,000 miles (8,000 kilometers) in just four and a half months, while Granado's purpose is also to court as many women as will fall for his pick-up lines. Their initial method of transport is Granado's dilapidated Norton 500 motorcycle christened La Poderosa ("The Mighty One").
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Motorcycle_Diaries_(film)

strobe

Canyonerooooo ooooo... Canyoneeerrrrroooo...

im invisible

I thought he cycled everywhere (christ on a bike!)

ToddyDoody

A daihatsu sirion.. Definately nothing flashy

im invisible

im invisible wrote: »

I thought he cycled everywhere (christ on a bike!)

colm_mcm

timesnap

wendell borton wrote: »

If jesus has around today what car would he drive?

He would not drive fool!!!!,he would walk,do you's not know your bible quotes or wha?

Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem.

that is the longest stretch in history.:pac:

FTGFOP

Are you sure you're not thinking of Caine or Jules?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh-QWKGbm2Q

timesnap

FTGFOP wrote: »

Are you sure you're not thinking of Caine or Jules?

:D:D FTGFOP

he is so athletic he would probably run faster than a car,to quote the bible agin.

Jesus cleared the temple

i am sure to be for the high jump from posters on the christen forum now,:eek:

FTGFOP

The guy just doesn't impress me, I mean, son a carpenter and dies in a woodworking accident?

timesnap

FTGFOP wrote: »

The guy just doesn't impress me, I mean, son a carpenter and dies in a woodworking accident?

You nailed it!

Just don't make him cross!

timesnap

Deleted User wrote: »

Just don't make him cross!

Or you will be swimming with the fish's :pac:

IM0

a hard bargain

IM0

IM0 wrote: »

a hard bargain

and moneylenders out of town, while in his triumph!



Actually that was my first car as well.

Cicero

His triumph was short lived by a man named Ken, who dared him to spitfire to much acclaim but Jesus wrote a ballade in response

*did you see what I did there?*:p

starlit

Something with angel wings I'd imagine. If it were a car it probably be the pope mobile if he didn't actually drive but if he did he probably drive something like a beatle car!

FTGFOP

Beetles are bigger than Jesus.

starlit

I'm talking about a beetle car the old ones the old BMW ones I think, the one Mr Bean would drive lol not a beetle insect!

FTGFOP

Your post is like crime in a multi-storey car park -wrong on so many levels.

FTGFOP

Do you think Jesus would like Boursin cheese?

Sarky

I'd say he covers himself in it. F*ck knows the body of christ is really bland without a bit of cheese or pate or something.

hondasam

when you receive the body of Christ do you let it melt it in your mouth or just swallow it?
Do you pray after you receive?

I'm sure he would drive a Lamborghini.

starlit

maybe a honda civic or just a horse as in he'd have a horse out side or a donkey!

Topper Harley

If Jesus was around today, he wouldn't be the the Bee Gee Jesus that a lot of illustrations portray him as, he'd look like me (maybe not as handsome) and he'd either drive a Mercedes SLS AMG, an Armet Gurkha F5 or a DeLorean (which could obviously time travel.) In fact since he's omnipresent he'd drive them all at the same time and he'd always wear sunglasses, even at night and indoors.:cool:

doovdela wrote: »

I'm talking about a beetle car the old ones the old BMW ones I think, the one Mr Bean would drive lol not a beetle insect!

Mr. Bean drove a Mini.

superstoner90

Id say he would drive this one...

Deki

He would drive the sellers from the temple cause they have crept back in when no one was looking.

joes girls

: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?


: Sure, they're very scent-imental! "

Oranage2

Jesus will keep it real.

irishh_bob

a humvee like all GOP voters in amerika

Deki

Jesus is a democrat. so guess he travels on a donkey.

hondasam

I think you will find he was Irish and travelled by pony and cart.