Clever Marketing At Des Kellys

Big Nasty

This Just spotted on the Whitworth Road in Dublin!

I wonder was she wearing a blue mini or driving a blue Mini?

Fair play to him having the balls / going to the expense to do this.

smash

Crazy stalker

MickySticks

I bet he just wants to see her interiors, the dirty bastid.

MickySticks

That's wheely creepy.

Yakult

Que hundreds of prank calls

TeddyTedson

MCMLXXV wrote: »

This Just spotted on the Whitworth Road in Dublin!

I wonder was she wearing a blue mini or driving a blue Mini?

Fair play to him having the balls / going to the expense to do this.

He didn't though, he was too shy.

Shryke

She left one hell of a good impression on him.

Niles

He changed her tyre last week.

Is that what they're calling it these days? :pac:

Sky King

Maybe if I had tits, beta males would change my tyres

Temptamperu

smash wrote: »

Crazy stalker

ah now you dont know if hes ugly or not :pac:

ejmaztec

Niles wrote: »

He changed her tyre last week.

Is that what they're calling it these days? :pac:

He never got the chance to pump it up.:(

Sindri

That's so romantic...


I hope she ends up in a black bag.

John Doe1

Its probably some of his co-workers doing a prank/bullying him

Bad Panda

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Fair play to him having the balls / going to the expense to do this.

Having balls would've been asking her for her number there and then.

Ellis Dee

Yakult wrote: »

Que hundreds of prank calls

Or thousands?:)

Sindri

Yakult wrote: »

Que hundreds of prank calls

What hundreds of prank calls?


:rolleyes:






You see what I did, is funny no?:pac:

happyoutscan

Fair play to him.

chinwag

It's a change from all the doom and gloom though, isn't it!

CucaFace

Very smart man putting his mobile number up like that in public.

ascanbe

Des Kelly the pit-car man.

Big Nasty

ascanbe wrote: »

Des Kelly the pit-car man.

Could well be a marketing stunt by Des Kelly!

John Doe1

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Could well be a marketing stunt by Des Kelly!

Its as bad as their free african baby with every 2nd carpet deal they had going

Sindri

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Could well be a marketing stunt by Des Kelly!

Or a thorough lesson in how to humiliate ones self.

Big Nasty

Bad Panda wrote: »

Having balls would've been asking her for her number there and then.

TeddyTedson wrote: »

He didn't though, he was too shy.

True, but 'exposing himself' in this fashion took some cahoonas all the same!

silly

CucaFace wrote: »

Very smart man putting his mobile number up like that in public.

I would presume he bought a sim card for this.

Jake Rugby Walrus666

That ads a bit vague isn't it.

There could've been lots of girls, in lots of blue minis who had various flat tyres changed by many different creepy weirdos last week.

Niles

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Could well be a marketing stunt by Des Kelly!

He could be madly in love. In fact, so mad he's dropped all his prices... etc etc.

CardBordWindow

Barney Stinson strikes again!

ejmaztec

chinwag wrote: »

It's a change from all the doom and gloom though, isn't it!

He'll have plenty doom and gloom after taking all of those calls, and not one of them being from the girl he's looking for.:(

starlit

Awww its sweet, its a classic and original chat up line but not necessary a chat up line either! To the point at least!...:cool:

Owen

Won't be many new shape MINIs out there with spare wheels, most had a can of tire weld and a compressor.

wilkie2006

CucaFace wrote: »

Very smart man putting his mobile number up like that in public.

I think it'd have been a bit of a wasted effort if he didn't put his number up :rolleyes:

chinwag

It's reported on TheJournal.ie - photo seems to be taken earlier on today.

stupidusername

awh that's so sweet

*level of creepiness/sweetness may change based on pics obtained

wilkie2006

Has anyone called the number? It's just occurred to me that this could be a very fcuking clever piece of viral advertising.

Big Nasty

Owen wrote: »

Won't be many new shape MINIs out there with spare wheels, most had a can of tire weld and a compressor.

Never thought of that - either she got rid of the runflats or there's a clever cloggs in marketing at Des Kelly.

Anyone know how much one of those billboards would cost? Remeber the chap who put one up looking for a job last year?

EDIT: €2,000 - I call shenanigans on this, who's gonna spend that on some chick he met at the side of the road?

Thread title changed accordingly!

cherryghost

My friend texted 'I love you' to the number

cherryghost

cherryghost wrote: »

My friend texted 'I love you' to the number

lol and he just got a reply: 'Not another ****ing loser' Fairly sure that's not a reply Des Kelly would give :P

El Horseboxo

If some girl done that for me i'd just hit it and quit it. Anyone that goes to that length for someone they met for the duration of changing a tire has some more crazy shít up their sleeve for the rest of the relationship.

Son Of A Vidic

Yakult wrote: »

Que hundreds of prank calls

Most of which will predominantly come from Boardsie's

Sonnenblumen

Wants to do a rubber burn demo?

gcgirl

Larrys new method ?

Roxy.Randrome

Apparently the Metro Herald rang the number... http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=316385238414490

opinion guy

Roxy.Randrome wrote: »

Apparently the Metro Herald rang the number... http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=316385238414490

Jesus.

Owen

opinion guy wrote: »

Jesus.

H. Tittychrist.

starlit

Why did you change the thread title op? ninja edit, first one was less boring than this one... mini's as in mini coopers I assume!

Big Nasty

doovdela wrote: »

Why did you change the thread title op? ninja edit, first one was less boring than this one... mini's as in mini coopers I assume!

Because nobody has €2k to spare these days putting up a billboard poster in the hope that he might get a date out of it.

starlit

€2 yo yo? 2 hundred/thousand eurrroooos anyone?

oppenheimer1

Obviously a marketing stunt. Its in the hope the media will see this and report the photo/story. Its the michael O'leary school of advertising, do something wacky in order to get your name and product in the papers - for free.

This will be carried in the national press, and all for €2k, seems cheap to me.

starlit

Why would they want to report it? all the guy wants is to get in touch with the girl? Even if it means he gets prank calls but he is secretly adversing his tyre garage too!? Its not necessary false marketing advert!?

dr.bollocko

2 grand is pretty steep even if he does get to des kelly her interiors.