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Best Lines you've used?

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  • #62
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Im still looking for my tape measure il let you guys no when i find it :rolleyes:


  • #63
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,697 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Best ones I've seen work:

    "Hi, wanna fuck?"

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  • #64
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Best ones I've seen work:

    "Hi, wanna fuck?"

    you have to female or brad pitt for that to work...


  • #65
    dan1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Classic from Jason Byrne:

    "Horse it into me to f**k would ya and none of your fancy sh1t."

    The footballer?


  • #66
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    "If you're selling puppies, I'll take the one with the big pink nose" - Sid the sexist.


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  • #67
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    dan1895 wrote: »
    The footballer?

    No, the comedian.


  • #68
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    The Jubilee line is my personal favorite, anyone know the jubilee line, it'll get you to where you want to go, if you know what I mean


  • #69
    Curva Sud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭Curva Sud


    Hi,fancy a bum ? :pac:


  • #70
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,326 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    http://i.imgur.com/yDThv.png

    :)


  • #71
    blackwhite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,870 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    dancesatnight wrote: »
    lets not turn this rape in to a murder

    id crawl though a mile of broken glass just to W£$k in your shadow

    you know how i know im getting sex later..... coz im stronger then you


    Use number 3 first.

    If she reacts badly, then use number 1........


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  • #72
    TemptationWaits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭TemptationWaits


    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.


  • #73
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Some guy outside Whelans about 4 years ago told me I'd lovely eyes.

    :o

    So cheesy I slept with him.


  • #74
    treborflynn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭treborflynn


    have i came across your face before?

    here, any chance?


  • #75
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Classic from Jason Byrne:

    "Horse it into me to f**k would ya and none of your fancy sh1t."

    like most of Jason Byrnes jokes, stolen from someone else


  • #76
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    Me: Hey, how are you getting on?

    Random girl: Fine, fine...

    Me: So will you be my girlfriend forever?

    Girl walks away...:(


  • #77
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,677 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Fromthetrees wrote: »
    Me: Hey, how are you getting on?

    Random girl: Fine, fine...

    Me: So will you be my girlfriend forever?

    Girl walks away...:(

    That's the best line you've used?!


  • #78
    Tonto86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    An bhuil cead agam dul go dti an clitoris


  • #79
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    That's the best line you've used?!

    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE
    JOKE


  • #80
    SureYWouldntYa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,877 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    She was really drunk
    "Hey baby i bet i can guess your date of birth by feeling your tits"
    Shirt up, bra off and i have a 1 in 365 chance of looking like the coolest dude ever


  • #81
    VagnerLove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭VagnerLove


    I'm pages too late but Julie whatever's lies are too funny


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