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Let's guess Matt Holck's profession

26-01-2012 4:44pm

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I reckon he's a dentist.

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#2 26-01-2012 5:01pm

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A dancer or a sailor, possibly even dancing sailor!

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#3 26-01-2012 5:04pm

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I always thought he was part of the Blue Man Group.

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#4 26-01-2012 5:06pm

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Do those blue men double job? is even blue man a profession, perhaps a blue dentist?

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#5 26-01-2012 5:10pm

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Government Artist

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#6 26-01-2012 6:21pm

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Cheese grater.

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#7 26-01-2012 8:03pm

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Lion tamer.

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#8 26-01-2012 8:30pm

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Sand paper.

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#9 26-01-2012 8:45pm

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On alternate weekdays he is a park with a duck-filled lake.

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#10 26-01-2012 8:50pm

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If by "park" you mean anus and by "duck" you mean penis, I concur.

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#11 26-01-2012 9:02pm

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bin man

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#12 26-01-2012 9:03pm

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He is a sand paper. He papes sand.

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#13 27-01-2012 12:06am

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The pros all make way too much money these days if you ask me. I'd play for free. Consultants are making 25000000000 just from the our contributions alone. I remember as a child playing as a doctor all day long for nothing, and moar than happy to do it. There's a great satisfaction operating on snails and worms and the likes, that you just don't get anywhere else.

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#14 27-01-2012 1:23am

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I always thought he was gay.

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#15 27-01-2012 1:36am

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he does seem happy

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#16 27-01-2012 10:37am

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Maybe he's the guy that invented the mug?

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#17 27-01-2012 10:52am

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I think he works in a drugs factory, flat out off his face testing everything and then comes online after his job

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#18 27-01-2012 3:21pm

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he spends his days packaging moist towelettes for airlines.

If you can read this, you're too close!

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#19 28-01-2012 2:21am

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He lives in an LA under his alias

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#20 28-01-2012 2:39am

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Matt Holck is.

That is all you need to know....damn it!

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#21 28-01-2012 3:14am

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He is? Since when dammit!!? Will he always be? Does he know he is?

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#22 29-01-2012 4:18am

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Poet, encapsulator, bon vivant.

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#23 29-01-2012 7:05pm

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Has anybody guessed inventor of the mug yet?

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#24 30-01-2012 2:37pm

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He's a Fizzle Stick manufacturer

21/25

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#25 31-01-2012 10:03am

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Chicken Sex0r? :eek:

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#26 31-01-2012 10:49am

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Sarky wrote: »

Chicken Sex0r? :eek:

*My God thats some thread Sarky.

Now back on topic - my guess

Pro Video Gamer

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#27 01-02-2012 2:15am

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Matt is Matt and that is plenty.

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#28 01-02-2012 2:25am

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:eek:

I'd like to change my answer to 'Mat'.

:cool:

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#29 04-02-2012 8:39pm

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FTGFOP wrote: »

:eek:

I'd like to change my answer to 'Mat'.

:cool:

So you think you can just walk all over him and wipe your dirty feet...??? Shame on you....:(

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#30 04-02-2012 9:08pm

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He likes it that way, I heard Matt was a professional gimp.

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#31 04-02-2012 9:12pm

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Matt is magic.

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#32 05-02-2012 6:08am

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Philosopher

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#33 05-02-2012 2:35pm

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Priest

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#34 06-02-2012 12:05pm

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Ballerina

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#35 06-02-2012 12:10pm

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Witch-finder General.

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#36 06-02-2012 7:47pm

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Professional dancer?

Jugglernaut

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#37 07-02-2012 2:32am

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God?

or worse............

>_>

<_<

>_>

Godzilla!!!!!

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#38 07-02-2012 11:41pm

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Struggling door-to-door used aircraft carrier salesman.

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#39 07-02-2012 11:43pm

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This is Matt

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#40 08-02-2012 3:07pm

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Godzirra you mean please, 25 with noodle

Fago! wrote: »

God?

or worse............

Godzilla!!!!!

21/25

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#41 08-02-2012 10:01pm

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Matt Holck is actually Lady Gaga, isn't he?

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#42 08-02-2012 10:45pm

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Sarky wrote: »

Matt Holck is actually Lady Gaga, isn't he?

Matts a he? I thought that was just to deter PMs, **** that.
Just tell us for Goods sake Matthew :mad:

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#43 08-02-2012 11:41pm

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I'm putting my bets on Bunny Monroe.
That or a hurricane namer.
Or the chief inspector of Kilkenny hurleys.

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#44 08-02-2012 11:42pm

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Matt is this you?

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#45 08-02-2012 11:44pm

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I miss Mr. Blobby

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#46 08-02-2012 11:47pm

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I love mr blobby, watched some of the best one a few days ago, still make me laugh.
will I post a funny one for you?

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#47 08-02-2012 11:51pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_B4r3Yr-RU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOrgSany0Z0

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#48 12-02-2012 11:56am

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Fortune Cookie Writer!!!

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#49 12-02-2012 12:18pm

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H. Mattlock, Attorney at Law.

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#50 13-02-2012 12:33am

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He's one of the latter-day saints those crazy bastards made a church about.

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#51 13-02-2012 12:55am

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The pope

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