Chicken Sexx0r

koneko · 05-02-2006 9:46pm #1

I was filling in a form that asked for my occupation, and this was one of the options:

Please describe to me in illustrations or poetry/limericks what this profession means to you.

Rhyme · 05-02-2006 9:58pm

Sex those chickens good!

Id like to think that they up the morale of those chickens who think too much and get depressed... up that morale you bad, bad man.

koneko · 05-02-2006 10:02pm

Nil points. We don't want encyclopedias or information, we want funny pittures and limericks and the like. NIL POINTS!

We = me and the evil squirrel that lives in my brain

Rhyme · 05-02-2006 10:05pm

*Cries*

"Chicken Sexer" on Google returns with...

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06-02-2006 12:33pm

A Chicken Sexxor is an Item that gives you +5 armour points :cool:

amp · 06-02-2006 12:52pm

This is too much of coinky dink. I know all about this fine proffesion since having a recent discussion with Kharn about it and the wikipedia entry AND THE ANCIENT JAPANESE ART OF CHIXOR SEXOR!

oH I'm susposed to do this in poetry:

There once was a chick called Bob,
Who had an incredibly small knob,
The sexor had failed,
Gender not nailed,
So he lost his job for calling Kate - Bob

FU IT'S TOO EARLY!

Chad ghostal · 06-02-2006 8:46pm

koneko · 07-02-2006 12:02am

C'est magnifique

Sarky · 07-02-2006 3:00am

Feathers of passion
Human and chicken, at last
Entwined, ecstatic.

Rhyme · 07-02-2006 11:34am

Amorous wattle
Red and infused with life blood
Urging me higher

sanncoo · 07-02-2006 4:29pm

There once was chicken called Fred
His chickhood lay flacid & dead
The Sexxor was magic
The results - no way tragic
Now Fred in his chickhood has lead!!

meditraitor · 07-02-2006 4:35pm

Apply within

amp · 07-02-2006 5:29pm

I met her in a coup in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a chick and talked like a cock
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won’t you come home with me
Well I’m not the world’s most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that’s the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Chicks will be cocks and cocks will be chicks
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I’d never ever kissed a chixor before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a cock
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

:v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v:

amp · 07-02-2006 5:39pm

Male or Female chick
That is the problem to lick
Chick have tiny dick

sanncoo · 07-02-2006 8:05pm

Encore!!

Sarky · 10-02-2006 2:11am

The chicken, or egg?
With chicken sexer present,
The former came first.

amp · 10-02-2006 2:19pm

I have just been utterly pwnd.

10-02-2006 4:31pm

amp wrote:

I met her in a coup in old soho

:lotsofwords:

Funny I thought of that song before i clicked this thread.

Get out of me head

homah_7ft · 08-03-2006 7:48pm

Back into the head

Chad ghostal · 09-03-2006 12:12am

back..and to the left

sanncoo · 09-03-2006 4:40pm

Oh it's the macarena chicken sexxor dance.....yahoooo!

homah_7ft · 13-03-2006 1:42pm

Yahoo is spelt with two o's I think.

sanncoo · 13-03-2006 11:19pm

Yahoooooooooooooooooooo!

75% extra at Tesco's today........

Let's all do the chicken sexxor cha cha!!

cha cha cha!

homah_7ft · 14-03-2006 5:37pm

Do the have chicken sexx0rs working in yahoo?

sanncoo · 14-03-2006 9:30pm

Yeehaw, it's a line dancing chicken sexxor!!!

Taters · 17-03-2006 1:36am

Chicken sexing is the method of determining the sex of chicken hatchlings, usually by a trained person called a chicken sexer. Chicken sexing is practiced mostly by large commercial hatcheries, who have two different feeding programmes, one for the females who are destined to lay eggs for commercial sale, and the others for the males, most of whom will be fattened up for sale as meat. The chicken sexer puts the chicken hatchlings on the appropriate track early, enabling those chickens to receive optimal nourishment for their likely commercial role from an early age. Different segments of the poultry industry sex chickens for various reasons. In the factory farm that produces eggs, males are unwanted; for meat production, separate male and female lines for breeding are maintained to produce the hybrid birds that are sold for the table, and chicks of the wrong sex in either line are unwanted. Early culling of chicks of the unwanted sexes reduces costs.
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Sarky · 17-03-2006 1:47am

No, you're wrong. A chicken sexer is an avian Casanova. Seducing naive innocent young birds, infuriating their roosters, that sort of thing.

sanncoo · 17-03-2006 8:02am

Sarky wrote:

No, you're wrong. A chicken sexer is an avian Casanova. Seducing naive innocent young birds, infuriating their roosters, that sort of thing.

\o/

...and spreading the flu of birds while he spreads his seed!!! Tch!

**Timbuk2** · 21-03-2006 10:29pm

If I were a chicken sexor
And not a muscle flexer
I'd go to the town
And would frown
Cos the M50 toll bridge is bloody busy as usual, with more than 150 tailback from the plaza, with angry drivers shouting out the window cos the toll person man was drunk last night and had a hangover

Sparky · 21-03-2006 11:36pm

Chicken sexxor

Shabadu · 22-03-2006 12:43am

If I could, I would create a gif of the stop motion chicken dance from Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer video. But I can't. So I have failed you.

Chicken Sexx0r

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