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Help me make an embarrassing airport sign!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    brilliant OP, glad there are people out there doing that sort of thing, especially those working in and around graphic design! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    "Welcome Home Maddie"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    to the pregnant one

    "Wow that IS really alot of smuggled cocaine you managed to stash inside your body cavity"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    In an official looking typeface with maybe some graphics too: "Irish Institute for Erectile Dysfunction and Venereal Disease"

    with "for [husband's name]" underneath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 lighterthought


    IM0 wrote: »
    brilliant OP, glad there are people out there doing that sort of thing, especially those working in and around graphic design! :D

    Oh, *I* don't work in graphic design.
    I actually work in I.T, and while in software design meetings this afternoon, I am on this forum. So the next time the software at your work isn't working, you can blame me and this forum! Hahaha


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    BOMB ALERT





    or



    I can't believe you got through Security, How ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 lighterthought


    to the pregnant one

    "Wow that IS really alot of smuggled cocaine you managed to stash inside your body cavity"

    Although a lovely sentiment that I wish i could convey to her, she had the baby 6 months ago and will be travelling with it that day :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Congrats. on becoming Canada's newest porn star.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 lighterthought


    One friend recommended ""Welcome our new infant overlord" since it's the first time I'll be meeting the baby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    *Occupy Arrivals*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Thank you for selling me your baby?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "Babies at that age all look like little old men, but aww, isn't she lovely!"


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Collin Weak Rectangle


    "welcome home to little baby hitler & parents"

    or other embarrassing unlikely names


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    Your wifes a slut


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭irishleedsfan


    My friends and I have this thing we always do when we travel to see each other (Galway / Toronto). We greet each other at the airport with a sign that embarrasses the person arriving at the arrivals hall, with a bunch of people around to look and laugh. The signs have become increasingly professional, with graphical designers and printing presses (friends who work in the industry) so we really go all out.

    They opened with:
    Welcome Back From Space Camp! (which a little girl at the airport pointed to and said she was there too and did we have fun. My husband and I are 30 years old! hahaha)

    Then the next year:
    Congratulations World Thumb Wrestling Champions

    Which we retorted with on their arrival here:
    Congratulations! Not Guilty!

    So I need something good. This time there is both of my best girlfriends, and her 6 month old baby daughter. Something worth a laugh, but nothing too soul-destroying.

    Thanks! :)

    Congrats on your sex change


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Commiserations. Congratulations.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    "Galway swingers club welcomes Toronto!"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Welcome back Ahern Girls.
    Bertie awaits outside in his Rolls Royce!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Which one of you two has the penis ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,770 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    "Richard Colvin Reid".


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "Welcome to Ireland! Good luck with your asylum application! You can pick up your free pram and taxi-driver's licence over there!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭CiaranTheGreat


    "I know you're fvcking my brother"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Get your husband to hold it and put on it: "The man holding this sign has no penis".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,365 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Congratulations! You are NOT the father!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    I had to do this recently when my mam and my cousin came to visit me.

    I went for "Welcome Home Mrs & Mrs *surname* Congrats on the Civil Partnership!" I had to keep it nice as my cousin embarrasses too easily.

    Another one was "You left as a John, and have returned as a Lorraine. Hope you don't miss your cock too much"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    "WELCOME HOME FROM GUANTANAMO".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    'Welcome back <insert name,> you owe me €8000 in child support'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Galtee


    How about, WELCOME TO AMSTERDAM. The passengers coming out behind them will think they were somehow on the wrong plane.


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