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Help me make an embarrassing airport sign!

  • 17-01-2012 03:33PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 lighterthought


    My friends and I have this thing we always do when we travel to see each other (Galway / Toronto). We greet each other at the airport with a sign that embarrasses the person arriving at the arrivals hall, with a bunch of people around to look and laugh. The signs have become increasingly professional, with graphical designers and printing presses (friends who work in the industry) so we really go all out.

    They opened with:
    Welcome Back From Space Camp! (which a little girl at the airport pointed to and said she was there too and did we have fun. My husband and I are 30 years old! hahaha)

    Then the next year:
    Congratulations World Thumb Wrestling Champions

    Which we retorted with on their arrival here:
    Congratulations! Not Guilty!

    So I need something good. This time there is both of my best girlfriends, and her 6 month old baby daughter. Something worth a laugh, but nothing too soul-destroying.

    Thanks! :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    "Welcome Back Larry Murphy, Your disguise looks great"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Explosions in the Sky


    "Insert name" blast me with piss :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    darragh16 wrote: »
    "Welcome Back Larry Murphy, Your disguise looks great"

    I thought Larry Murphy also.. What has AH done to me... :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    "Welcome back C*NT"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    I know.

    10 years without Justice.

    Those kids were unreliable witnesses.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Well done Ms. T-Boy 2012. Welcome home!

    -Funk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    "You're so vain you probably think this sign is about you".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Draw a big shaft and hairy balls with jizz coming out of it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 lighterthought


    "You're so vain you probably think this sign is about you".

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA love it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    This sign is sh*t because I asked an internet forum for help.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    "Congrats on collecting your mail order bride"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    "Thank God your back girls - not a moment too soon!
    I got your results from the STD Clinic"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Congratulation on your Sex change op Miss Edna


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Welcome [Insert Name]
    Your Highly Contagious STD Clinic Chauffeur Service Awaits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,643 ✭✭✭impr0v


    Welcome to Ireland, Canada's Got Talent Runners-Up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 lighterthought


    impr0v wrote: »
    Welcome to Ireland, Canada's Got Talent Runners-Up.

    Welcome to Ireland
    Canada's Mariachi Band Runners Up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 lighterthought


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Welcome [Insert Name]
    Your Highly Contagious STD Clinic Chauffeur Service Awaits.

    Hahahahaha hilarious but gross


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Is that a bomb in those pants or are you just happy to see us?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 lighterthought


    Is that a bomb in those pants or are you just happy to see us?

    Yes, *perfect* for an airport and a slightly stressed out new mom. :-P


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    "Congratulations - Irelands First Dwarf Throwing Champions!"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    ' Welcome back Republic or Ireland Dwarf tossing runners up 2012 ! ' *

    'Better Luck Next Time'







    *You could jazz it up with stick figures of cartwheeling midgets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Biggins wrote: »
    "Congratulations - Irelands First Dwarf Throwing Champions!"

    That is spooky.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Biggins wrote: »
    "Congratulations - Irelands First Dwarf Throwing Champions!"
    Morlar wrote: »
    ' Welcome back Republic or Ireland Dwarf tossing runners up 2012 ! ' *

    'Better Luck Next Time'

    *You could jazz it up with stick figures of cartwheeling midgets.

    Ya cheapskate - I let them win! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 lighterthought


    Biggins wrote: »
    Ya cheapskate - I let them win! :pac:

    I like them losing better :)

    If they're going to be Drawf Throwing Competitors, I would rather they not succeed. I prefer to laugh at friends when they fail!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭Nyan Cat


    Breathe and
    PUSH
    (through the crowds)

    Maybe a small graphic of a baby or pregnant mother


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "Welcome to Ireland, anonymous internet lover from Texas."

    "Welcome back, [your husband's best friend's name] [your husband's name], daddy-to-be!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    " Wel-diddly-elcome back deport-orinos ! "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,290 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍
    ..................................
    卍 Willkommen zuhause
    ...
    .....Elisabeth Fritzl........
    ...................................
    卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍
    卍卍





    Should go down a treat. Maybe have some balloons too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    *Witty Sign*


    *takes a bow*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    "I can't believe you got away with stealing a baby! Congratulations!:D "


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