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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Saila wrote: »
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    Imagine eating so much cake that your eyes melt...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I did that, once. Melty eyes is an unusually pleasant sensation. Sort of like a sponge bath. But for your eyes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky is that fat chick your gf ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I always thought gf meant "gluten free".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    put her on gluten free diet,she will loose weight. might take some time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I presumed it was you. Because you're so damn fat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm super slim actually. you could say I'm perfect.
    Happy new year sarky.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This is where I'm supposed to ask for proof, right? but instead you PM me a pic of Tubgirl or Blue Waffle or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    you could just take my word for it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nu-uh. Last time I did that they ended up having a cock.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    but you still did Right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'd already paid for dinner, what else was I going to do?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    was it good? did you get beard rash?


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